The season ended almost four weeks ago and I imagine that you, like me, are missing football dreadfully.
Our players on the other hand seem to have been enjoying their time off, and here’s what they’ve been up to since the season finished.
Ryan Giggs attended the 5 Stars Scanner Appeal with Lee Sharpe, Paul Ince, Kim Marsh, Max Beesley, Suranne Jones, Will Mellor, Angela Griffin, John Simms and Chris Bisson to name a few. Giggs got up close and personal with Beesley towards the end of the night though.
Rio Ferdinand has been clubbing in Tel Aviv. Trying to find a phone signal before having a word with one of the local ladies.
Carlos Tevez signs autographs for fans in Buenos Aires.
Cristiano Ronaldo really is keen to make himself well known as the gayest straight man in Las Vegas.
Owen Hargreaves has found a “friend” to turn to after splitting up with his fiancee.
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