“It is not nerves – there is nobody in the team who has not been in this situation before in another league. So, it wasn’t nerves.”
Joe Hart
League titles: 0
Micah Richards
League titles: 0
Vincent Kompany
League titles: 2 (Belgium)
Pablo Zabaleta
League titles: 0
Joleon Lescott
League titles: 0
James Milner
League titles: 0
Edin Džeko
League titles: 1 (Germany)
Adam Johnson
League titles: 0
Aleksandar Kolarov
League titles: 0
Stefan Savić
League titles: 0
Sergio Agüero
League titles: 0
Gareth Barry
League titles: 0
Samir Nasri
League titles: 0
David Silva
League titles: 0
Gaël Clichy
League titles: 1 (England)
Kolo Touré
League titles: 3 (2 in the Ivory Coast, 1 in England)
Carlos Tévez
League titles: 4 (1 in Argentina, 1 in Brazil, 2 in England)
Nigel de Jong
League titles: 1 (Holland)
Yaya Touré
League titles: 4 (1 in the Ivory Coast, 1 in Greece, 2 in Spain)
Mario Balotelli
League titles: 3 (1 by default, all in Italy)
So, in actual fact, just eight City players have experience of winning a league title, and only three of them in England.
When looking at having experience of title run ins, some of the players have played for teams towards the top of the league, but if they finish 2nd this season, it will be their best ever season as a player. For example, Nasri has finished 3rd with Arsenal before, Silva finished 4th with Valencia once, Aguero finished 4th with Atletico Madrid. Looking at some of the English players, Lescott finished 5th with Everton a couple of times and Milner finished 6th with Villa. Essentially, they’re hardly inundated with players who have experience of winning titles, or even competing for them. So it’s rather odd that Vincent Kompany would claim that all City players had been in this situation before…
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Its nerves Peanut Head. Now piss off Posnan Prick.
Maybe I should comment more often every time I do a new thread pops up.
On Topic – More comedy gold from the wasteside.
Your forgetting the moral league though
i thought the same thing last night. Arsenals defeat last night and totenhams victry is good for us.City are just tosh. I mean, kompaoy was all on twitter as if his return would propel them above us. Little did he know his return would lead to their first droppd pts at home.
Kompany was right in his head.
We need to keep king kenny at klanfield it won’t be as much fun next season if he gets the bullet…!
Idiots the lot of them. small time club, small time mentality…. Zero class
Oh and evening you beauties
Kompany is right. Absolutely.
Its not nerves that’s affecting City.
They’ve gone off the boil simply because they’re not good enough.
The only reason they led the table for so long was because they’d played easier matches than UTD.
Their home record, until last week-end, indicated they were a SUPER team. They were no such thing.
A good team, yes, but a title-winning team? No.
Another defeat at Arsenal this week-end will really consign them to finish 2nd.
Jigpig – I don’t like Dalglish either, but there’s no need to shoot him. He’s not worth a life sentence.
I can’t wait to walk home with the premier league trophy from the Emptyhad!
I don’t know why kompany should be talking shit about title run ins and nerve,when he doesn’t even know what it takes to struggle the league with Man U at this time of the season,pls ask arsenal, chelsea & liverpool, you little shit head.
Willie
What’s that nonsense about someone calling you an idiot? I ain’t having that, I know you can easily hold your own but if you ever need me just call out for the Devil and he will be here
“Morally” they have the experience, let us not forget that.
I love how these idiots just can’t keep their mouths shut. If I were in their position, I’d shut the fuck up, buckle down and try and win games so the chance of winning the title is still alive. Hopefully we will pick up 3 points tomorrow, they will drop even more points at Arsenal, and we won’t even have to worry about the game at Wastelands.
One thing I will say, and I’m sure you will all feel the same – if we’ve already won the league by then, PLEASE FERGIE DO NOT PLAY AN UNDERSTRENGTH TEAM AT EMPTIHAD. I want fucking revenge of the highest order for that 6-1, to show them that it was a fluke.
NRD
How have you been pal? UK? Japan?
Cedars – Just some fool with identity issues. Cheers anyway!
Off topic.
Well done to Peter Walton. Good luck to him across the pond.
Wish he could bring more transparency to officiating. Well spoken man. Officiating needs more officials willing to speak out and explain themselves. Don’t agree with wenger that managers should be able to publically hash refs. But do think everyone would do well by understanding what is going on.
Why can a ref say that he and his assistants didn’t see something, or didn’t see something well. Would be a breath of fresh air.
Lot of City players running out of steam. Lot of frustration. Lot of resentment. It’s up to us to force them to have to keep winning, because they probably won’t. They’ve been found out and things are getting real.
I wouldn’t put it past them to come back, and I wouldn’t rule them out until it’s mathematically won, but they don’t look like they’ve got a lot left. Too reliant on too few players.
Just sharing something Jimmy James sent me, I love this chant…..
We are just one of those teams that you see now and then
We often score 6 but we’ll seldom score 10
We’ll beat em at home and we’ll beat em away
We’ll kill any bastards that get in out way
Weeee are the pride of all Europe the cock of the North
We hate the scousers and cockneys of course
We are the Manchester boys
na na na na na na
UTD UTD UTD
Hello Cedars – Back in UK – Things haven’t been great but getting better. Out of my control.
How are you anyway, built up your drink tolerance yet. Have been meaning to come on here more but every time I’m about to comment this place turns into a ghost town!
Read some of your comments yesterday regarding lack of threads and have to agree, some people have turned on each other here as a result myself included. That fucking idiot who thinks he’s Chris Jericho doesn’t help matters.
Anyway fuck all that lets talk footy.
Have to win our next 2 games because I think we will drop pints at some point. If we can go into the Wigan game 7-8 points clear it will be a huge boost, but I have a nasty suspicion we’ll drop points in one of the next 3 games. I don’t think we’ll win it at their ground we don’t tend to do things that way. Should have won the league at the Emirates last season but fucked that up.
someone should do a total count of the number of titles our squad has in comparison with the blue shite. should be pretty entertaining stacked up side by side.
resident stats men?
Mancini’s lame attempt at mind games:
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Manchester-City-Roberto-Mancini-It-s-over-if-Manchester-United-win-their-next-two-games-article885805.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
And for all of us that love seeing Liverpool in misery:
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-Andy-Carroll-aims-f-word-parting-shot-at-Kenny-Dalglish-article885811.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Haha. Look out lads, delusion has set in. City are cracking up. RVP to end all their hopes at the next Sunday.
If we keep our heads down and grind out the results against Blackburn and QPR, we could find ourselves 8 points clear! Game. Set. Match. What a lovely thought. Keep those fingers crossed Reds!
The butler
I can’t see them letting you take the trophy mate
NRD
Been well mate, as for my drinking forget it, I keep getting smashed by my lady friend….
Totally agreed regarding our next two matches, 6 points and number 20 is all but in the bag
Left comments in the previous “best ever” thread………….
The leagues over, City won the league, United finished 5th, Newcastle got 4th, Leeds got promoted, Liverpool got 3rd, Andy Carroll scored, Tevez joins Everton for the Money and JT wins his first Champions league as Manager.
*Then the fireworks went off*
-Mario wakes up screaming ” WHY ALWAYS ME?”
kompany & co have the most moral championships, moral cup fa championships, league cup championships, champions league moral victories, etc etc…
and in addition to that, to back kompany’s claim, richards has the most title run-ins experience in his head…
i don’t get it guys, its foolproof :S
ScholesForGoals
Could not agree more mate, its all about tomorrow….. Strange that Blackburn away always seems to be a defining game for us!
Stop moaning NRD, and get posting!
Shut your fucking cake hole block head. Cannot believe this clown was stood on a podium in City Square after the game yesterday answering fans questions. Bet he felt a right cunt. They would have expected City to hammer Sunderland yesterday the arrogant cunts. The bottle job cunt has even resigned himself to the fact City have more than likely blown it. Said they will win it very soon. Knob.
God I am fucking sick of cunts saying United are weak and City have the best squad. Cunts like permatanned Cunty, slick greasy cockney cunt Paul Smith, baby faced Sam Wallace. Fuck off. United have better defenders. Better forwards. Top wide men. The genius of Scholes and Giggs. Show some fucking respect.
I am even past laughing at the vermin now. God what an average side they really are. Dog dirt. Can the Gypo up to even run? Look at the bench. Frankenstein Henderson, no assists and fuck all goals Downing and Kuyt. Bet the Geordies were shitting it when Dogleash brought on this motley crew. Fuck me. Suarez is the shittest finisher about. That arrogant bastard Dogleash will walk soon before he is pushed. The American owners won’t like it. As for Reina it was pathetic of Perch bit still fucking funny nonetheless. I detest Reina and was at Anfield that day he ran the length of the pitch when NGog got the second. He has become a shite keeper. Never rated him to be honest.
@ Clint haha! Loved that. Delusions of grandeur. One FA Cup then they fucked it up.
@ Cedars. Aye up mate. Yep, aren’t they just! I’m counting on our amazing away from home record to pull us through in this one.
BR have not won in the last 5 meetings against us at Ewood, so that’s inspiring. Gonna be tough though considering their league position. They’ll want to distance themselves from QPR and Wigan to give them a safety cushion. Yakubu has demonstrated good goalscoring form recently, but we got Rio back and the fantastic Johnny Evans to keep him quiet.
If we get an early goal advantage and go for the killer goals beyond that then I’m confident we can secure the 3 points. This is not the time to sit back like we did in the latter stages of the Fulham game.
And, if the 3 points are ours, what I’d give to be a fly on the wall watching a City fan bury his head in his hands..
How fitting if my son smashes the bitters next week? I know someone here would really be pissed off!
Iced Earth is not Sachu lads. There were two Sachus who had a goal at each other earlier last year. Iced Earth doesn’t have the same command of english. There’s one fool out there, or two come in ad regmeelicker or whatever aka fake smartalex etc. Feels a bit harsh the vitriol he is receiving.
King Eric
Fucking hell mate, I have tears running down my face after reading that…… Fucking quality
My line up for Too-morrow;
De Gea
Rafael, Evans, Rio, Evra
Valencia Carrick Scholes Cleverley
Welbeck Rooney
Its about time Clevs +Welbeck started together, plus Scholes over Giggs because I haven’t seen that old ginger ninja in a while.
Anyways http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2123568/Manchester-City-supporters-concede-title-Manchester-United.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
When have United ever done things the easy way? Tomorrow is a huge game and I wouldn’t be surprised if we draw. I am rarely negative but City are making it too easy and that’s not how we roll. We always make it difficult. Having said that I also have a sneaky feeling we could hammer them tomorrow. Love the way the media are banging on about how we lost at home to Blackburn. Well I would put my house on it we won’t be seeing Carrick at centre back and Park and Rafael in midfield again!
Come on United send out a marker.
Reyna sent off for head butt. Ballotelli kicking off with Kompany. This is pure entertainment.
Press trying to put pressure on United but other sides are taking all the air out of it. Leaves them no choice but to say such would never happen at United.
LFC and mcFC Brilliant from them.
3 points from Rovers will do yet more wonders for us. We could see United posted as the pinnacle of british football in the view of the press. What a switch from when Chelsea are pushing us till the last game.
United just sitting back and watching other teams eat their own young.
Mancini as a player had class!great balance, cracking player. Another example of a great character washed in the oil muck of the Bitters.
On yaya, imho Wenger missed a trick there.
Kevin strootman, eh?love it when we go dutch!
Young John Cofie to do a Welbeck?
Love United!
ScholesForGoals
As King Eric said earlier, the boss will have the lads fired up as fuck (Gotta love his quotes)
Blackburn away always worries me but for some reason I have a feeling we will smash them this time round, they are due one
Clevs on the wing?
Just gonna get this out here, Bale is way overrated! There, I said it! He also looks like stig of the dump.
Willie
I think Arry might disagree with you on Bale, he thinks he’s triffic!
On a serious note I think Bale is a decent player, ugly as fuck yes but a decent player
Clint @ 22:25: I’m not a big fan of Ashley Young but I’d never put him on the bench and play YoungTom on the wing. It’s a lose/lose proposition – you would lose the better winger and you would lose Cleverley playing in his better role.
Thanks ScholesForGoals…..Why always us ?
Costas- Good to see someone agrees, I though the Berba-critics would swarm all over me.
KE – Great post mate, couldn’t have said it any fouler myself. I hope Kenny & Bobby stay at their shit consuming clubs, it would be interesting to see them fuck up in consecutive years, how much have those cunts spent between themselves….I’m guessing £250m since Jan 2011 and they’ve achieved fuck all, well counting the penalty shoot outs win against Cardiff fucking City, Liverpool are actually progressing surely?
We receive no credit now, but when we win 20…..it will be an almighty orgasm, here will be Cum !
Decent, but overrated. I’d take wacko Nani over that gimp every time.
Wacko Nani every day for me too
@ Fletch
United just sitting back and watching other teams eat their own young.
Haha. You couldn’t even make it up. Long live KKK. Hope City keep Bollock-on-the-telly. Both are providing incredible entertainment value.
Cedars. Ha. Cheers mate!
Willie. Been saying it about Bale for ages. Decent player no more. I love Gaz Nev but I have to say while I appreciate he has to be impartial and he makes a great commentator I feel slightly sick when he fawns over Spurs or City. Come on Gary lad. You should be at United not licking arse on fucking Sky.
King Eric
Totally agreed on RedNev, heard him today for the first time co commentating and like you say he has to be impartial, I bet it sickens him inside. Come back home Gaz son, we could do with you coaching the young ones
Oh shit I meant There will be Cum
Denton Davey-
Forgot about Ash, take out Clevs, it slips my mind sometimes that we have Young + Nani, especially when Valencia is in such good form, although I would like Clevs to feature at some point in the game.
Btw I disagree about Bale-sy, Gareth Bale is a might fine specimen, he is a special player, like none we have ever seen before, worth £80m he is, he is 7x stronger than your average man, he has the ability to learn human skills, he’s fast and has a silver back, swings from tree to tree and was the leading actor in Rise of The Planet of the Apes playing Caesar the Ape.
Do not insult Bale, he will scoop shit and chuck it right at you, he goes Bananas when criticised.
Am I just heard Dalglish say in his interview with the BBC that Suarez was booked and gets a free kick against him when he “turns one in with his chest” during last weeks defeat to Wigan.
Seriously I try to be as open minded as I can, even when it comes to Liverpool, but some of the comments that come out of Dalglish’s mouth are just plain bizarre. I mean he rightly and justifiably feels aggrieved that they didn’t get a penalty when Simpson handled the ball on the line and he’s correct too that he should have been sent off. But then he goes again and makes himself sound delusional with statments like that about the Suarez handball.
Oh well, not for me to worry about, just looking forward to tomorrow night. Expecting a tough match but if we can bag the three points we will be in a dream position at the beginning of April. Come on United!!!!
ScholesforGoals:
THis time of year you don’t really need a Roy Keane (would be nice mind) but other teams can do all the work for ya. QPR next week, last I looked they may still be missing 2 players to red cards.
Man City?! Well then, not much more to be said.
Kompany and Mancini just looking around and wondering what kind of a pigsty did I just walk into.
As for Rovers, Can’t wait for the team sheets. Can’t stand these Monday fixtures. Piss take all the way for me.
Papii
I think you’re fucking mad and I love you for that (Just like I mentioned on the other thread)
King Eric – So you have mate lol. Every time the cunt plays well, the press go into overdrive. I don’t watch him every week, but what I’ve seen of him against us, he flatters to deceive. Tends to hide, when the pressures on. Remember the Arsenal game not so long ago?
Clint. Ha. Cheers pal!
Willie. Absolutely mate and that has always been my beef. I am yet to see him turn up in a big game aside from the San Siro which he is living off. I could skin Maicon. Well maybe not. My fitness isn’t what it used to be.
Byron. Hello mate. No I posted that midweek about that nasty snide cunt Dogleash. He said he couldn’t understand how the goal didn’t stand. Err because he paddled it in with his fucking left hand Ken.
Back on Kompany, is he in anyway related to Obertan? They have similar heads
I suppose I may get my team in here, before Cedars goes to bed? Here it goes, with a lemon twist!
DDG, Jones Rio Evans Evra, Valencia Carrick Scholes Young, Rooney Hernandez.
Neal, Here what you are saying about GNev, but think we have to give him slack. What I can’t stand about current pundits, especially from ‘pool. Is that they just can’t be impartial. Those are the faces that I can’t stand. I will take Gary turning my stomach from time to time in order to keep him as the preferred choice for sky and now for CL second chair.
Gary Neville is a red. No doubt in my mind. Love when he still pulls on the red shirt for even a second to give some well earned stick.
Willie
Lemon twist? Ha ha
Decent line up but I see Rafa starting at right back, otherwise it looks spot on
Cedars – Maybe so mate. I won’t be too fussed if Rafael starts at RB. Big 3 points needed tomorrow. Night lads!
Night Willie Will
Doing the same here………..
UNITED
I like Gary Neville as a commentator. I think you can root against a team and still appreciate good things from their players. I can still like Carragher (well, at least until he took out Nani last year!!).
I like Steve McManaman as a commentator. He’s pretty balanced too.
Could not stand Andy Gray -he was always sour and pissed off and pointing out when a player did something stupid, as if he would never have done such a thing himself
Hello Rom’ers
As today is my b’day, I hope to get a belated gift from the red army at ewood park, do it for me please
WillieRed nut @ 23:18: You just might be the first one to successfully predict SAF’s team-sheet.
I’m loving my RoM Buddies, stay classy !
Good morning, abcess-lancers!
And many happy returns of the day to Berbatunday! Have a good one, friend!
On to more serious topics – what a lovely weekend! Would have been picture perfect had it not been for the blue cunts coming back to secure a point, but what the hell, you can’t complain. Seriously, how fucked up are their supporters? Already conceding defeat…easy to do when you are “moral victors”, eh?
And words fail me to describe the dippers. I hesitate before taking the piss out of my wife’s dipper-loving friend, it’s akin to animal cruelty
Andy fucking Carrol – effing disgrace. Though to be fair to the boy, from what I’ve heard, he never wanted to leave Newcastle. Was pimped out to Kinky Kenny to fuck with, and since then hasn’t been the same. Reina – bald headed fat fucker – if you paint him black, tie him up with a rubber ball in his mouth, I swear he would look like Marcelo Wallace. And, to all of us who crib about our midfield, never has the age-old pearl of wisdom “it could be worse, you could be scouse” been truer 
Jordan Henderson, Stuart Downing, Has-Been Gerrard. Bellamy, Spearing, Skrtel. All look, and act like utter cunts. Long live Kenny!
Anyway, fuck them all. Big day today for us. Don’t care if it goes in off the ref’s left nut, so long as we get 3. Hope the lads will be nice and relaxed after their weekend golf. Most probably it won’t be easy, but so long as we are prepared for it, should be ok. Amen!
Was he drunk in Belgium?
Interesting stats from Redrants:
Player Fees Games per goal
Torres (at Chelsea): 50 million, 55/7 = 7.8 games/goal
Welbeck (at United): free, 57/15 = 3.8 games/goal
Shevchenko (at Chelsea): 31 million. 76/22 = 3.5 games/goal
Berbatov (at United): 30 million, 147/56 = 2.6 games/goal
Ronaldo (at United): 12 million, 292/118 = 2.5 games/goal
Chicharito (at United): 8 million, 77/32 = 2.4 games/goal
Cantona (at United): 1.2 million (1992), 185/82 = 2.2 games/goal
Rooney (at United): 30 million, 357/175 = 2.0 games/goal
Messi (at B***): negligible, 316/235 = 1.3 games/goal
Ronaldo (at madrid): 80 million, 132/131 = 1.0 games/goal
Interesting to compare the stats for Berba, Hernandez, Ronaldo and Rooney
Good morning all!
Denton, Willie, Cedars
Nah I think Rafa will start as Cedars The Devil posted! He is starting to get some games and I hope SAF won’t disturb that.
Jeet
Nice stats there!..So you are visiting Redrants these days. Most of the posters there are dumb asses, unless there is nice article link comes on my twitter I never go there.
The surprising part from those stats is the Berba figure when compared to the other big money flops and I wonder whether in a few years media will still consider him as an expensive flop.
Morning Ancha…been reading RedRants for a while now. Started posting sometime back, but just couldnt stand the utter garbage being spewed by most, and to be honest, the feeling was mutual
. Some nice posters there though, and the new guy has done a decent job in breathing some life into the whole thing. Still too full of barcaloving doom-and-gloomers for my liking though – RoM is the place for me any day. Doesn’t matter when or how much Scott posts these days (even in his best days, I would often just skim through the article, and pore over the comments). It’s only here that you get true passionate fans, and that’s what my love for United, and indeed football, is all about.
Regarding Berba, I will always feel that he was misunderstood by most at the club, including Fergie. I’ll always maintain that he could have been a brilliant guy for us but we never realized how to use him properly. Nevertheless, we move on. Just hope he doesn’t turn in one of his “specials” against us in the coming seasons.
Jeet
My question was considering the game/goal ratios of other expensive flops will Berba be considered as one of those
I know I am late to the party but Andy Carroll-LOL. I have not seen a bigger waste of money than him ( though Torres does come close). Like Jeet said, the lad should have stayed at Newcastle for a couple of years before making his move to a big club like Racistpool. Talking about Racistpool-fuck them. I despise City but R’pool take my hatred to another level. I hope to God they don’t fire their lord and savior-King Kenny. I see them finishing a place above the relegation zone with him at the helm next season by spending more money on gems like Downing, Henderson, Carroll, etc.
On topic. Our task is straightforward. Win all the games and we can watch the lads lift the trophy at the emptyhad stadium in front if those bitter blue twats.
Ancha, just by looking at those stats, 2.6 vs Ronny’s 2.5 not too bad, huh?
In other news, I scored a corker on Saturday! And I do love the Manchester weather!
Jeet
Congratulations on that corker. I guess it was just like the one Ronaldo scored the other day
hehehe:)
Good morning Jeet, Ancha, Utd4Life and the rest of ROM!
The funniest thing about Carroll is that Liverpool fans still expect him to come good. You talk to the few scousers you know and they’ll immediately point out that Berbatov wasn’t great in his first two seasons either. I don’t know whether to laugh or be pissed off at their idiotic comparisons. Comparing a bonafide genius to that good-for-nothing tool. Anyways, they still believe Carroll will be their savior and can be as good as Shearer was in his heyday. Ain’t that funny?
Happy B’Day Berbatunday! I am sure you’ll get the best birthday gift ever as United move 5 points clear of City by the end of the day.
I am with King Eric on this one. Wouldn’t surprise me if United drew to let City a glimmer of hope and make things difficult for us. But funnily I don’t expect that to happen. Our away form has been pristine this season and we have a complete squad to choose from unlike the home game against Rovers. I have a feeling we’ll get the maximum from this game but it won’t be easy.
It’s called NERVOUS. hahahaha.
Fucking hell, I’m finding it diffucult to concentrate…one half of my mind is already on the midnight kickoff.
By the news, any news on Pogba’s never-ending contract saga?
Morning Reds,
the starting of mind games programmed by Mancini was the start of their downfall and it will be a small free fall between now and the end of the season.
having said all this,
for us, What we do is very crucial irrespective of what others do..that the mentality of UTD..
it will continue to be like that..
I dont think we will draw tonight, it will be a win but a hard fought and close shave win me feels..
What was dubbed as the title decider at Shittihad might just turn out to be our title lifter
But i would have it won in front of the OT faithful rather than cunts at Shittihad..
OT faithful deserves to see the celebration first hand, every bit of it..
Good day pals…
“They caught up loads of points on City so the machine is starting to go for United. It is going to be a very tough game.
“If you are going to be frightened you have lost before the game has started. It is always going to be a tough game.
“You have to face it that it is going to be Man United. But you cannot be scared.
“You are the underdogs, you just relax. We know it is going to be tough, of course, but that’s the funny thing in football, you never know.”
Rovers winger Pedersen
Balaji
Good morning!
That does look like a valid comparison The genius vs The gypoo, doesn’t it?
Jeet, Always happens like that for Monday night kickoffs which I always hate. Your Monday becomes hell because your focus is only on getting home and settling in on that couch when the match begin. Today the expectation is increased because of what’s at stake.
Ancha, LOL! The genius vs The gypoo, sounds perfect.
Morning, Balaji – glad to know I’m not the only one!
On topic, I don;t know what’s the big fuss about Kompany’s comments. All he’s said is “all of us have been in this situation”. You know, the situation where there’s this sick little knot of fear tightening in your stomach as you go “OMG, I’ve fucked up!!” I’m sure all of them have been through that situation before!
I m heading home now, then sleep, wake up around 10 and then watch the game and back to office at 5 Am in the morning..
that is the fucking shift i m working in right now..5 AM to 2 PM
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Ancha, Jeet –
Morning mates,
catch you up at kick off pals..
Balaji..
morning buddy,
Yeah cant stand these Monday night games, but good thing is that the clock has gone an hour back
Jeet
Balaji
The worst part about Monday nights is the game finishes at around 2 30 AM and have to get up for office by 6 30 AM. Monday is gone waiting for the game and Tuesday too is gone sleeping till late in the morning.
Sandeep
When there are Monday night games your current work timings are a bliss, plenty of sleep before kick off.
Lets all laugh at dogleash the big hungover all the time looking droopy faced basterd, fucking strawy haired worzel gummidge looking deluded twat!! it makes my heart dance to see him made to look like the jammy rag faced prick he is hahahha!! as for peanut brain stumpony go fuck a wild pig ya roundy headed mog! yer shittttaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! balotedummy is comedy gold he hasnt a fucking brain in his head the big thick prick!!whats the story with the tyre track on his head fucking stupid cunt! come on United lets go 5 clear tonight at hackburn!
Morning dipshits
Another grueling 11 hours to go, bloody hell! On a lighter note besides having PLTV which brings all the live matches I need to watch from the PL, yesterday I also got Sky sports and for FREE! Bloody Lebanese piracy, gotta to love it! haha….. Also gave me the chance to hear RedNev for the first time co commentating on the Spurs match, triffic!
Utd need to proceed cautiously today and bring the 3 points back home, if we go 5 points clear am sure the bitters will be morally affected and we could increase the lead on them in the coming games
@gaz
“whats the story with the tyre track on his head”?
it’s a trimmed bush mate, he’s a cunt.
Cedars
Don’t admit piracy on these waves you never know who’s watching!
Morning Cedars Morning Manchester United
Morning MG
Oh I am no pirate my friend, the whole frigging country is! ha ha
gaz
I have been waiting for one of your rants, bloody magnificent!
How TV cable works here is simple….. In each residential area there will be a centralized shop will all the receivers, subscriptions etc….. That person pays for every thing so its legit, however he then provides hundreds on flats in the area with cable and access to all channels for a minimal fee of 10 dollars per month, you never get charged extra when new channels are added….Triffic
Cedars
I would so love to watch a football match with you Cedars
MG
That would be triffic, as long as you can handle the abuse and noise I make during matches (Which I am sure you can easily)
My neighbors go bonkers during games, but they are used to me by now and besides they all love me!
In light of it being match day I will re post this chant, I frigging love it…..Courtesy of Jimmy James
We are just one of those teams that you see now and then
We often score 6 but we’ll seldom score 10
We’ll beat em at home and we’ll beat em away
We’ll kill any bastards that get in out way
Weeee are the pride of all Europe the cock of the North
We hate the scousers and cockneys of course
We are the Manchester boys
na na na na na na
UTD UTD UTD
Cedars
I’ll bring Costas with me and our world famous kebabs!
Talking about bringing along people… Zibbie hasn’t come along hmmmm – my theory on Zibbie winning the lottery grows sensible by the day
Aaaaaw I feel sorry for King Klunny…..But it seems he doesnt seem to be affected ..http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.krankies.com/communities/5/004/005/418/385/images/4534550755_288x373.png&imgrefurl=http://www.krankies.com/&h=373&w=288&sz=199&tbnid=1JqngjVtarctwM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=69&prev=/search%3Fq%3Djimmy%2Bkrankie%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=jimmy+krankie&docid=1aY6-EgJFpGwxM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=WWV5T9PaPIau8AOSlImfDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDYQ9QEwAQ&dur=4328
Gaz
brilliant as usual.
Cedars
Morning buddy!
Great that you have got to hear Rednev
MG
If Zibbie has indeed won the lottery then I believe he will buy Wayne Rooney and keep him all to himself!
Ancha
Hello my good friend
Kompany
He talkin bou binning molally no?
Cedars
Wayne Rooney Captain of Zibbie United
Morning all
Buzzing for todays game, mancini’s deflection of their result by saying we will draw was disgraceful.
Lost all respect for him as he is becoming like Benitez fucking obsessed with us.
Concentrate on your own team you fucking bus driving look a like bitter cunt.
Morning G12G0
Morning Giggs12
Give em hell tonight pal, I am sure you and Mike will do us proud
Kompany has a concave face. Like a crescent moon.
Midnight kick off? What has become of the game.
Off-topic, what’s with clubs personalities matching the looks of their players? I mean we all know Le Professor had a 3 point checklist – A. Ugly B. French speaking and C. under21, but take a look at some of the vomit stains that pass for the mugs of dipper players these days. Christ, you couldn’t get a seamier looking bunch of 2bit crooks. Spearing, Bellamy, Kyut, Skrtel, Gerrad’s cokedout wife. Donkey-Rabbit strikeforce. Skrtel and Spearing take the cake in my mind. Not to cause any offence whatsoever, but Skrtel does look like the psycho concentration camp guard out of some WW2 movie. Spearing the henchman. They would win the “moral beauty competition”, lads, no doubt about it. Cuntingness is a strange disease – starts in the soul, spreads to the body, and in the final stages, shines through the face. Till the world points at the “victim” and cries, “There goes a CUNT!”
@xol: midnight for us here in India
LETS ALL LAUGH AT CITY HA HA HA HAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA JOKERS.
Jeet
That was fucking hilarious, pissing my self here
Watched the Scouse geordy game. My hatred of Newcastle seems to be growing for some reason. Don’t mind Ba, Tiote, the little french chap and a few defenders but their manager is a cunt, their owner is a cunt and I’d like to see it all fall apart. The Perch character that tripped up Reina looked headbuttable. Actually it looked to me like Reina blew in his face and he fell as if he’d been butted. They fancy themselves as a bit of a hard bunch but seem to get away with a lot of stuff that other teams don’t. In a few of their games like against Sunderland things get niggly and they look like twats. Anyway the hatred of them probably comes from the games played against them this season. Feels like we owe them a stuffing.
Hope our players have revenge on their minds tonight.
Morning Reds. Wonderful Weekend, let’s hope we can make it a perfect one tonight though!
I find it hilarious the parallels between Mancini and Dogleash. In terms of delusion. What is it about those two clubs that makes their managers and players completely deluded? Enough has been said about the massive head of Kompany (ironicallly, that can be interpreted both ways, he’s got a fucking colossal head and a massive fucking moral ego). Mancini is no better, trying mind games, failing, saying he doesn’t trust his strikers, saying he doesn’t think we’ll win tonight. Christ if you’re so confident why are you spouting so much bollocks?!? I haven’t heard a thing from Fergie, unless it’s been a direct response to criticism/mind games from those bitter blue clowns at the emptyhad. He’s focused and knows what to do. City have fuck all experience and I am loving every comment and little “snipe” that they attempt to throw out there. If they’re not cracking up, then clearly we need to re-evaluate the definition of losing your fucking mind. Liverpool are just as bad if not worse. I was laughing with glee when Newcastle were dominating. Carroll is the biggest joke I’ve ever seen. I hate the tranny twat, but at least Torres WAS good. Carroll has never been good. What was it, 9 Premier League goals for Newcastle = Liverpool pay £35 million for him. 5 goals in 14 months. If he wasn’t British he’d be crucified by the press, although they are starting to realise what a massive gypo cunt he is. He looks like an ungainly clown who’s been on the piss! His dive was one of the worst I’ve ever seen, literally just falling over. You almost have to wonder, did he learn to walk/run properly when he was a kid? He looks so funny when he runs. He’s beyond uncoordinated. But speaking of this ponytailed cunt, how pathetic was Dogleashs attempt to defend his dive. He said he didn’t think it was a penalty, but said he just fell over. So why the fuck did Liverpool players appeal for a penalty? And I’m sorry, but if he was losing his balance whilst running at moderate pace in a straight line with no external forces affecting him, then he really does have balance issues like I said. I actually love the misery that Dogleash is displaying. I love seeing him as a broken man. Because he is one of the most horrible little cunts in the history of the sport. His reaction to the news Keano was going to sign for us will always stand out for me. His pathetic attempts at exploiting his clubs history to defend a racist scumbag will also stand out. He is such a fucking fool that he thinks just because he loves Liverpool he can get away with whatever he wants. I fucking hate him so much. The sheer arrogance and delusion. I know scousers are victims living in the pity city, but he’s made them worse as well. Here’s what a scouser said on Twitter, courtesy of the BBC. “Kenny won’t be going anywhere. Liverpool are not so much playing badly just been very unlucky.” How fucking deluded can you get! If Liverpool aren’t playing badly then how do they look when they actually are playing badly!?!? They must be fucking relegation certainties! Unlucky!?!? HOW!?!?!? Is it unlucky that their best player (11 goals in 39 appearances by the way, shows how far the bitters have fallen) was charged for using racist and abusive language?!? Unlucky that he was also banned for throwing a finger up at Fulham fans?!?!? Unlucky for spending £100+ million on new players who have contributed 6, count them, 6 goals between the four of them?!?!????? Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing the scousers in meltdown, deluding themselves into thinking past glories are going to be rekindled soon enough. But when the delusion hits levels like this you do have to wonder, is the water supply in Merseyside laced with LSD or something?!? Everton fans seem to have at least some sense so clearly the red half of that cesspit is just a big pit of incestuous stealing self-victimising cunts. They make me fucking sick. Honestly, when you look at the bitter neighbours we have, the absolutely hilarious victims down the road at pity city, and the sheep shagging CUNTS across the pennines, you realise how lucky we are to support United.
@xol: for some irrational reason, I’ve always hated newcastle and leeds (at that time I didn’t know that they need to rape sheep to keep warm). Maybe my hatred for newcastle was because of shearer – always struck me as a smug cunt.
@cedars: cheers, but seriosuly, think of it, really. They play for a cunt club, and they look the part. And i didnt even go on about The White Marcellus Wallace playing in goal!
If they’re not cracking up, then clearly we need to re-evaluate the definition of losing your fucking mind.
Honestly, when you look at the bitter neighbours we have, the absolutely hilarious victims down the road at pity city, and the sheep shagging CUNTS across the pennines, you realise how lucky we are to support United.
FUCKING classic bobbycharlie……….GENIUS
bobbycharlietime!
I think a few are guilty of criminally under estimating City here. They’ve had these problems (Tevez, internal spats etc) nearly all season yet have still, for the most part, been the better team if we’re being honest.
It’s never done til it’s done, as much as our run in could be considered easier. I’m looking at Everton at home as a potential banana skin given how tough it was to do them over at OT last year.
One thing is certain though, City HAVE to beat Arsenal regardless of what happens tonight. If they do, it’s game on for me.
Let’s not get complacent reds, we’ve been here before.
We should honestly have an annual best ranters awards at RoM
Kings & King Eric – Fuck the shit out of the ABU’s
gaz – Best foul mouthed rants
bobbycharlie – Bloody hell!
Perch.Now there’s a word for Liverpool to think about.
LOL@parry
Jeet – don’t get me started on shearer. Take a deep breath and think of Ole!
It was funny hearing the commentators mentioning pool’s 5 (or so) changes of shape during one game, asking if the players understood their rapidly changing roles. Obviously they didn’t. Though they should, given their cost. Carrol going off to the crowd’s boos made me wonder if United would treat one of their own ex players in that way. Apparently he didn’t want to leave but was forced away. Felt a bit sorry for the lad, even though he’s shit, gets away with stray elbows plays for Liverpool and is over priced. What is wrong with me?
Bell bhat I banna shay ish dhat I no do dhe rhanting no?
I bin dhe awar 4 bhest comeiian no?
MG
Ha ha ha, no one matches you and Watson when it comes to comedy pal
Cheers cedars
XOL hahaha he is a fucking cunt bibloshitty
Morning all!
LOL! Bobbycharlie ill have what your having for brekkie mate fucking quality!!
turkey head wankini is fucking losing it, how dare the spandex wearing tosser say “we will draw tonight” talk about cracking the fuck up! that stupid scarf is tightining around his turkey fucking neck! CUNT!
Cedars
Me and Watson double act lol
Can anybody tell me where City square is?
Found it. erm city square seems to be some plastic umbreallas in a line outside the emptyhad.
Let them talk the talk, we’ll walk the walk!!!!
xol
Ha ha ha….. Missed your posts you nutter
Liverpool FC have released a statement following Pepe Reina’s red card.
” In Spain the act of head butting is considered a sign of friendship”
Morning Reds!
Kompany > Kunt
What a brilliant season it’s been so far eh (I’m going to ignore any reference to a certain derby fixture played at home this season at this point)
Liverpool, surrendering any historic prominence they once had and now spiralling in spectacular fashion – having not had a look-in in the top 4 since end of the 2008/2009 season – 08/09 (2nd), 09/10 (7th), 10/11 (6th), and as things stand, sees them currently sat in 8th spot.
Chelsea, who have swapped out an astonishing 8 managers since Abramovich’s takeover in 2002 (a situation which the chief executive of the League Managers Association described in March 2012 as “embarrassing”), have seen them slip from glory since their last league title win since 09/10 – 10/11 (2nd), 11/12 (presently, 5th place).
And then City. The MASSIVE club with seemingly limitless spending power have only amassed 1 FA Cup in their 4 year project. Since that time, Sheikh Mansour is claimed to have spent over a £1 billion pounds. For all the good his money has done, they haven’t yet claimed the top spot by the final game of the season: 08/09 (10th), 09/10 (5th), 10/11 (3rd). City. The comedy of all premier league teams, who it is has been a pleasure seeing unravel publicly; still believe in their ability to shift the power in Manchester. The lever governing such control is still beyond your reach you poor deluded souls.
PS Did anybody read that article regarding the Old Trafford naming rights feature on United Rant about Glazer’s secret multi-million pound money-spinning deal with Pepsi? Either that was a very good April Fool’s or we’re about to join the likes of Arsenal, Newcastle and City having our stadium renamed. Pepsi Cola Old Trafford, are you fucking kidding me?! Interestingly, ManUtd.com has removed a thread on their forums discussing the subject.
I’m going for a convincing United win tonight, keeping a clean sheet in the process (if not, conceding only a goal at the hands (feet) of Hoilett.
How do Cedars. Just reading about your deal with the cable company. A tenner a month? That’s how it should be done. Maybe you’ll get mutv somehow and catch the reserves.
City Square is found on the top of Lescotts neck .
City. The moral winners of every conceivable prize. The morons of the footballing world.
ScholesForGoals
Mate, are you trying to say you dislike the bitters? Not sure if I am reading you correctly!!!
xol
Doing great pal, had MUTV for a while then lost it, used to be aired through another channel.
clichy won a league title with arsenal ?
Scholes For Goals
That would be awful! I’d have thought there was more marketing >insert clever marketing word< in 'Old Trafford' than trying to attach a mucky commercial slogan that people associate with tins.
There was something in last week's business press about the land purchases in Trafford Park. Seems they're (we're?) buying multiple plots of land around the stadium. I prefer this idea. Keep the name, expand around the stadium and build on the non match day revenue. Maybe they'll move the museum to a new building.
Another bit of gossip I heard was about Carrington – 25m to be spent developing the gardens. A mate of a mate (a gardener). That's a lot of money!
@ScholesForGoals: It was an April Fool’s gag
Papii’s right, lets go fucking mental and wreck the place!!
Monday night football is here! Woo woo woo!!!!
I need my cup of tea…
@ScholesForGoals
Even Shitty’s FA cup success is hollow. We should not forget that their man at the FA banned Rooney for nothing so he could not play against them. I do not think Rooney would miss sitters that Berba did!!!!
Morning knicker sniffers!
Jeet
Hey you out there in the cold getting lonely getting old can you feel me?
Dislike the bitters Cedars, whatever gave you that idea?!
@ xol totally agreed mate. I really thought that we weren’t THAT kind of club. Still, it’s been the buzz strategy of America for some time now which in recent years European clubs are adopting. It’s bloody shameful. I secretly think the Glazers get a kick out of pissing our fans off. I’ve lost count of the amount of hate campaigns we have against them now. I guess we have to resign ourselves to the fact a move like this (in jest or not) is probably inevitable. Heartbreaking as it is to say.
Willie Will
Morning mouse raper! ha ha ha Tea? Get started on the vodka its match day for fucks sake!
Come on you REDS……….. Match days are just fucking brilliant
Mancini, oooooooo,
Mancini, oooooooo,
Will fuck off to Italy,
how shit is Man City?!?!
Thanks for clearing that up Jeet. I was just about to tool-up and head towards Glazer HQ.
I keep saying lets worry about our own ! What Kompany thinks is of no interest to United . I’ll dismiss them as a threat when we beat them . We let them get their FA cup which gave them a confidence boost . Now its our turn to sicken them . Footballing Gods willing !
Willie
You’re psychic. How did you know I was sniffing knickers!!
Morning bell ends…. Getting my shit together then off to Ewok park. Do I drive or do I get smashed?!?!
Scholes for goals – what they fail to realize is I’d personally take it upon myself to take the fucking sign down! Hopefully others too, as I don’t like heights.
I love carpet. I love lamp.
Mike
Get smashed, get the fuck smashed, walk if you have to
…and as much as I dislike Newcastle this year I’ll always call it St James’ Park.
Morning.
Xol – Spot on about the BarCodes. Said it myself , I fucking hate that arrogant fist pumping cunt Pardew.
Here’s a cracking wee stat for ye all? United’s away support at Blackburn will take our allocation for away games to over £100,000 in all competitions? That’s what I call supporting your team! Red Army!
King Eric
Morning pal, sent you an email but it was blocked, seems I used the word shit once! Will try and resend it by omitting the said word
“I couldn’t have put it better his self” – sachu
@cedars: hey you! Out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone, can’t you feel me?
Fucks sake Neil, get yourself one of them free email IDs….. The ones I keep sending you keep bouncing back because of ‘unacceptable language’ I only ever said shit once, deleted it and still the same issue…..Is Cedars offensive? ha ha ha
Jeet
Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a leading role in a cage?
Shit, four more new threads and I am still stuck here
20moscow08 says:
Your forgetting the moral league though
Bloody Brilliant.. lmao
This place has been rocking with some absolute belters today…fantastic
bobbycharlie1968
I tip my hat off to you sir….!
Bloody hell…Your rants are mana from heaven for us people whose lives are wasted by work..
Absolutely brilliant…keep em coming mate…
gaz
After seeing Cedars commending your posts/rants I’ve started to keep an eye out for your posts, just like I do for King Eric, Costas, Willie and MG (and Cedars off course!)
Cracking is all i can say…keep em coming mate…
Hello to all my usual mates on ROM. Hope you’re all in good health and are having a lovely day. May match day be kind to us
Red Devil – Where ya been? Good to see you posting again mate.
Lets get a win. Hate the fixture, since it could slam both ways. A win and we are clear, a loss and it turns out Shitty had a great weekend reducing the gap by a point. That would be horrible.
Be relentless, like our shirt says, relentless all the way in.
Willie
Thanks for askin mate…
As I said above…have had my life wasted by work…!
Keep popping by once in a while to check out the place…used to be so much fun and banter…
great articles from Scott and Sir Giles Oakley…
Some terrific rants by king eric, Cedars and bobby charlie lately,
Some wonderful poetry by MG
Stats by our Man Friday Costas
and One liner heaven from yourself -and smartalex (havent seen him around for a while)
And its a match day monday, just thought i’d take a little break from work matters…
The shittyzens get nothing in the emptyhad stadium,
@ 20moscow08 LFMFAO AT MORAL LEAGUE! BRILLIANT!
thanks for the wishes guys, can’t wait for the game ……. hope to catch it, can some one send my boss on an errand? thanks! GGMU
What else do you expect from a guy who looks like a malnourished Frankenstein! :S
Vincent Kompany what a pathetic motherfucker this people just talk and talk and talk crap
bitters are bottling up lmao
united need to take advatange today. ewood park hold no fear for the red devils today difficult match my bossom we’re gonna pummel the rovers vamosss
King Eric: “God I am fucking sick of cunts saying United are weak and City have the best squad. Cunts like permatanned Cunty, slick greasy cockney cunt Paul Smith, baby faced Sam Wallace. Fuck off. United have better defenders. Better forwards. Top wide men. The genius of Scholes and Giggs. Show some fucking respect. ”
TOP TOP TOP comment. THANK YOU SIR, THANK YOU!!!! This is what I have been telling every self-loathing United fan for the past couple months. Our squad is much much better than the shit they have in City. Other than attacking talents (that too just 3 overrated cunts) they have NOTHING. The only City player I’d want in United is Kompany, and I believe we did trail him for some time before he decided to fuck off to City.
Man City ar good as dead. Balotelli’s behavoir is disgusting. He is fuckin arrogant and dosent suit the premier league. Man City are cracking and are very lucky to draw against Stroke and Sunderland.
Mancini says that he does not know whats the problem with his team. Get rid of Balotelli now if he wants to save his team from further embarassment. He is the manager, catch a fuckin wake up, Sir Alex will not tolerate this shit. The red ribbons are on the EPL trophy.
Don’t blame the man, he was talking about play station hehehheheheheh :3…United forever.