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What The F**k Is Rio Wearing?

I know this is a football blog but the season is over so I have to turn my attentions elsewhere. Whilst the fashion sense of our players isn’t my number one priority, I think there are certain exceptions to that rule.

Rio, what the fuck are you wearing mate?

Enjoying a lads holiday in Israel, accompanied by that twat Jody Morris, Rio managed to redeem himself somewhat by taking his United beach towel. But seriously, have a word!




 

76 Comments

  1. haha says:

    He looks like someones seniorita in a Mexican prison.

  2. Drabik says:

    Someone please tell me thats photoshopped….

  3. Stephen says:

    Looks like the stripper I had on a mates stag do last month in Budapest.

  4. Drabik says:

    Why is my comment under moderation? Is it because I typed my email in wrong?

  5. Mic says:

    Must be some forfeit…?

  6. AlphaRS says:

    Ronaldo’s cast offs.

  7. gazmask says:

    what is it with united players and dodgy holiday outfits. they must bet each other who can come up with the worst!

  8. OP says:

    It has to be some sort of joke!

  9. mentalmoses says:

    Rio is obviously taking fashion tips from Bruno

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889583/

    lol

  10. Melvinho7 says:

    Oh dear Rio !!!!

    I think haha means Con Air. Where the poof says “those are my shades and Diamond Dog (Ving Rhymes) comes back with “They’re mine now sister” ANYWAY !!! Why is Rio with Jody Morris? the guy is a 100% Grade A Cunt !!! not to mention a former rentboy !!!!!

    Where are the Whores Rio? Make it happen !!!!

  11. lidija says:

    Jesus Christ, not Rio,pls act and dress like u play-like a MAN

  12. Damacles says:

    He looks like a cuban rentboy !

  13. Costas says:

    Oh no.Ronaldo left a bit too late.He has infected the rest of the players.

  14. theboogeyman says:

    I can’t believe it.I just can’t.I can’t believe that Rio,who screams like a madman at his own teammates during matches,wears clothes like this.

    Goddamn you and your pink flower,Cristiano!!

  15. Stephen says:

    He looks like Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver.

  16. Adrian says:

    well….he used to do ballet when he was young. that i know.

    but com’on Rio!

  17. averio68 says:

    Is he getting stlye ideas from Ronaldo? WTF

  18. gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Stephen Said,June 16th, 2009 @14:27
    He looks like Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver.
    ,
    thats gold

  19. Hughsie88 says:

    Relax, it’s a piss take. He’s away on a lads holiday, and he has lost a bet or something. It happens, and I think it’s funny, and good banter. Let’s not take it too seriously, I’m sure Rio isn’t.

  20. gotta hate tiny tears says:

    @Hughsie88
    i know what your talkingabout i was away last weekend and now ive pink hair
    then again this could be a nike thing to debut the new united strip for next season

  21. Costas says:

    Some men are very sure about their manhood it appears.

  22. Muggaz says:

    hahah he even has his own little pool boy!!!

    this little ensemble just prooves these guys live on a totally different planet to the rest of the world. Could you imagine ssing Nemanja in something similar? If Nemanja saw that, I think he would throttle Rio himself!!!

  23. keano99 says:

    Ha Ha thats the funniest thing iv heard in a long time. thanks for chearing me up mate.

  24. Marq says:

    He jus made Paris Hilton look good

  25. Gudjohnsen says:

    Damn that Ronaldo virus. I hope Rio isn’t infected…

    But check this out: http://visir.is/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=XZ&Date=20090616&Category=LIFID01&ArtNo=62097843&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=5&NoBorder=1&PictureCount=

    If I had the amount of money Ronaldo has, I would insist getting a massage from a female, not a hairy dude…

  26. cantona7 says:

    UUUGGHHHH

    like a gigolo…..

    ughhh

    and this is the contender for the best dressed red?

  27. Saad says:

    Lolz… talk about players stepping up to cover up for Ronaldo.. Rio has left ronny to taste the dirt…. Now i can safely say, ‘we do not miss Ronaldo’

  28. Devilton says:

    fucken hell…talk about merkin yourself.

  29. daveob82 says:

    The hotpants are dodgey…. but I think most people are missing the tank top he is wearing!!!!
    The image of Vidic wearing that has caused me to choke on my coffee!!!!
    You can just imagine the confusion on his face

  30. daveob82 says:

    The hotpants are dodgey…. but I think most people are missing the tank top he is wearing!!!!
    The image of Vidic wearing that has caused me to choke on my coffee!!!!
    You can just imagine the confusion on his face…

  31. Sheffield Red says:

    I think its his stag outfit chosen by his stags. He gets married in August, so think it is some form of prank/joke

  32. Dom says:

    At the end of the day guys, WHO CARES??!!!! It’s all about what they do on the pitch that counts. He could wear a dress every day and it wouldn’t bother me because he is so bloody good!

  33. Marq says:

    Haha, the 2nd pic has his tiny top slipping off, talk about sexy…. not, lol

  34. Neli G says:

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  35. FailsworthDevil says:

    Dya reckon he is having a dig at Ronaldo by wearing them?? lol

  36. Stephen says:

    Sheffield Red, I think or hope you have it spot on pal.

  37. johnpanda says:

    what the hump?!!

    transfer list him immediately!!

    why must rio insist on being such a tool? he really does seem more like a chelsea rent boy than a red.

    you get rid of 1 embarrassment (albeit for 80m!) and another just steps in to fill the void.

    still, it makes me appreciate vidic, scholes, rooney, evans, neville, fletcher, park, giggs, evra, carrick etc..

    the kind of lads you’d be happy to go for a pint with.

  38. isak says:

    i hear he is a never-nude, that’s why he’s wearing cut-offs

  39. cantonese says:

    “Am I the best dresser at Manchester United? Yes, I would like to think I am.
    …But most of the boys are pretty sharp dressers, especially RIO FERDINAND. He knows how to dress to impress.”
    He definitly does. Now I spilled coffee all over my keyboard because of Stephens Taxi Driver comment…

  40. blindkat says:

    I’m with dude about that shirt WTF? Its like a super tight, cut off, 70′s print and you know it costs about 3 grand too. I don’t know it seems like when cats make it, like really make it they just lose it with the clothes. They start listening to those freaky french cats and there you go. It used to be leather pants would be how you could tell when someone went hollywood., I guess it’s puerto rican drag queen outfits now.

  41. kennylad says:

    Rio Ferdinand = World class defender (and gay icon).

    Thank god he manages some kind of dignity by having a decent beach towel.

    Looks like some fashion designer has “merc’d” him

  42. Carrick's Fucking Magic says:

    HAHAHAHA
    at least he’s got a united towel

  43. Costas says:

    Now i know why Ronaldo liked how Rio dresses.

  44. w says:

    lol, it seems like he lost a bet, he’s wearing woman’s top too

  45. Fze123 says:

    yes, agree with Carrick’s Fucking Magic, at least he got a united towel. lol.

  46. Gibbs says:

    Is really Rio Ferdinand, captain of United, GAY?!?!

  47. jespermoses says:

    Thats scary!! Is he wearing for a laugh or a bet maybe.

    He could be having a dig at Ronaldo or something.

    Surely he cant have meant to wear this.

    Its really bent!!

  48. Red_Ruth says:

    great, bring on all the homophobic chat, it’s clearly just a stag prank…get over it.

  49. venu says:

    as long as this doesn’t mean a shimmy and a twirl with a little wee skirt next! Jeez!!!!

  50. BlackBabyJesus says:

    Who the hell goes on holiday to fuckin Israel ?

  51. Rio Ferdinand is not gay, surely says:

    Surely this must have been photoshopped. Rio is one tough defender, the very center in centerback, and I refuse to believe he is wearing short shorts and some kind of halter top. You don’t expect us to belief this do you?

    OK, I suppose if someone stole all his clothers, this could happen, but let me ask you: would you steal from Rio? Not an idea likely to preserve one’s health I think.

  52. Gman says:

    haha this outfit is so bad… i printed the picture and put in on my locker at work, its just to funny hehe

    First Ronaldo and now Rio…

    Tell me you local guys, is this the fashion in manchester or what?

  53. mj says:

    its either a joke or a lost bet. either way he can kiss the armband goodbye

  54. clj7 says:

    might of been photoshopped

  55. unitedgirl15 says:

    He looks lovely :)

    i’m joking of course. but i still love you rio.. nice beach towel though. I need one of those for when i go to Portugal on me holidays. After my exams :|

  56. jcolas says:

    I either hope its photoshopped or that’s customary dress in that part of the world.

  57. arsene wenger says:

    he best watch out in those pants,real madrid might bid for him

  58. Costas says:

    It’s ok aw.They are already loaded with “those” types:Guti,Ramos etc etc

  59. wazza says:

    i think Rio is having a dig at Ron, lol

  60. RDS18 says:

    Im guessing he lost a bet?
    Bloody hell mate..

  61. crapcreep says:

    maybe its the new man u uniform?

  62. nasrin says:

    haha.. cant stop laughing.. is it really him?
    captain of league’s champion..
    maybe it’s new fashion at man utd..
    cant wait to see vidic and rooney wear it too..
    hahaha..

  63. ebz says:

    swimming trunks methinks albeit bad ones !!!

  64. TheMightyReds says:

    Hhaha, the guy behind Rio in the first pic looks abit dodgy! “mmm i’d like me some ‘o dat assssss”

  65. Eric Kantono says:

    No wonder, Ron recognized Rio second to him in fashion, lol!
    WTF!

  66. Sunny says:

    He hasnt got a United towel,he was signing it for a fan

  67. cantona7 says:

    @Costas “Now i know why Ronaldo liked how Rio dresses.”

    LOL!

  68. Kilhar says:

    That obviously has something to do with drinking and him getting married soon.

  69. United Fan says:

    Relax, guys the media is only twisting, a bachelor party, The wife did that to him, so she knows that he is not going to get that all Ashley Cole.

  70. simo says:

    well i think he looks very nice, he can come round mine any day

  71. jamesa says:

    i can see his winkie

    give us a kiss rio xx

  72. mctavish says:

    wot worries me is he looks really comfortable in this shit lol

  73. Zarge says:

    Now it all makes sense…he’s Ronaldo’s bitch!

  74. OTRed says:

    Maybe he lost a bet? He seemed like the hardest man on the squad after Vidic.

  75. misterq says:

    Those pics reveal too much. way too much

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