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Where To Put Your Money vs Everton

United’s record against Everton is outstanding, so it’s no surprise that they are long odds-on at 1.33 with bet365 and Paddy Power to beat the Toffees at Old Trafford on Sunday.

Sir Alex Ferguson’s men have won 29 Premier League games against the Merseyside outfit -  the joint-most by one team against a single opponent in the history of the competition.

They have also not lost in the last 18 home games in the PL against David Moyes’ men, winning 15 and drawing 3.

The Red Devils have also score in their last 47 games on home soil, and have won their last seven at home.

Those are very impressive stats, and perhaps the only surprise is that Wayne Rooney doesn’t have a very good record against his former club.

Wazza has scored just two goals in 11 games against them, and that makes him look plenty short enough at just 3.6 with Betfred to net the opener.

Better value could be Chicharito who in both games he has played in between the two sides at old Trafford. He is a 5 chance with Boylesports and Paddy Power to score first, and that looks worth a wager in my book. Boylesports also go a standout 2.1 about him netting anytime, and that looks terrific value given that some firms go just 1.73.

Also, given that Everton have scored just two goals in their last seven league trips to Old Trafford, and have failed to net in their last three, the 2.05 on offer with bet365 about United winning to nil makes plenty of appeal from a betting perspective.

I fully expect nothing other than a comfortable win, and my idea of the outcome is a 2-0 or 3-0 victory.

Those outcomes have been priced up at 6.5 with bet365 and 8.5 with Paddy Power respectively and split stakes on both should hopefully net some decent profit.






 

400 Comments

  1. Costas says:

    Ouf! Now I feel safe about Sunday!

    Just read a couple of Fergie quotes on twitter:

    1) Will Keane will probably go out on loan next season.

    2) United have agreed a deal with Pogba’s agent. Now it’s up to him to decide.

  2. MG says:

    I will second Costas

    Thanks Admin and again my sincere apologies for being un gentlemanly like before

    :lol:

  3. James21 says:

    Keep your money. Gambling’s a sin.

  4. keano99 says:

    I like ur little luck charm costas uv made me feel more confident. 3 points a must have to go into the city game 5 points ahead as city have a given against wolves I expect city to get 6 or 7, if wolves get a result ill run around my street naked.

  5. MG says:

    Pogba:

    Only God knows

    Agent:

    Only Pogba knows

    God:

    Call Ronaldo

    Ronaldo:

    I love the fans the manager. The future? It’s polemic.

    Polemic:

    A controversial argument, as one against some opinion, doctrine, etc.

    :lol:

  6. Mikekelly12 says:

    Pit your money in the palm of a friendly bar maid and she’ll give you a pint and a smile. IT’S FRIDAY!! Drink and be merry! Guaranteed return on your outlay!!

  7. MG says:

    James

    :lol:

    I second James

    :lol:

    Praise the Lord let the light be seen!

    :lol:

  8. Costas says:

    @MG

    Hi mate. Admin pops up on Friday night. Predictable as clockwork. :lol: I feel bad for Everton now. :)

    It’s a strange one the Pogba case. The agent has agreed but his player still hasn’t? Dear me. If this fails, we can’t blame it on the agent this time.

    @keano99

    Heh, I am confident your street will be spared of that sight. Don’t have much faith in Wolves either. Unless City enter this game completely deflated. But I can’t see that happening. Because they know that a 5 point gap going into the Etihad game is not the end of the world for them.

    Admin has been a lucky charm in 2012. I hope he doesn’t let us down now. :lol:

  9. CedarsDevil says:

    Praise the Lord, these threads have become our lucky charm……… 3 nil on Sunday

  10. TC says:

    for those who dont like a gamble just ignore the odds and be grateful for the interesting statistics we’re provided with every week :) gotta pay to run a website somehow

  11. jeet says:

    @giggs12: mate, if you are coming to india, could you possibly spend a few days in delhi? Good times, promised, and seriously, the birds are hotter here. In any case, india is fucking huge and if you are coming down, you should take the opportunity to do the country a bit

  12. James21 says:

    MG
    And on the 7th day God created Manchester United from the dust of the Earth. Then he had a shit and so were born the vile evil Man shitty.

  13. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MG: %&*#@?!! Polemic……. Never returns my calls :(

  14. King Eric says:

    Where to put your money? Up your fucking arse Admin. Bore off!! Ha.

  15. King Eric says:

    James – Platts Sunday mate? I owe you one. Or two. Or three. Generous top lad.

  16. James21 says:

    Cedars. You Red Devil you. Just contacted Devil310, he’s going to be sat near me. Hope he’s got his ear plugs. :D

  17. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Admin? That must be Bob Admin, innit?!

    Yo Bobbie! Thought you were a Spurs fan few months back. eh?

    Lads, Meet Bobbie.
    He should buy us all a round. ;)

  18. King Eric says:

    Costas – Hello mate. Fergie goes on twitter? What? Only messing. Interesting about Pogba . So it isn’t the agent then? Odd one.

  19. King Eric says:

    James – I have not heard from Devil310. Is he meeting up?

  20. CedarsDevil says:

    James

    Poor lad is Devil310, already warned him about you earlier! I guess if he’s going to live the experience then no one better to be sat next to then The Noise himself!

  21. James21 says:

    King Eric
    Mate you owe me nothing. If the bars free when I’m passing I stand there and get the beers. Yes should be there about 10.30

  22. James21 says:

    King Eric
    His train gets in at 12 mate. He’ll have to push on to get to us for 12:30 ko.

  23. King Eric says:

    James – I will be there about eleven mate. And YES I do owe you a pint. You have bought the last couple. Is your Mum and Step Dad going? I like them two.

  24. James21 says:

    KE
    Ok mate my drink is on you I’ll have a Treble single Malt. :P

  25. CedarsDevil says:

    King Eric / James

    Hold off with all this generosity lads till I come to town!

  26. Costas says:

    @King Eric

    Hi mate. It’s messed up really. We’ve reached the point where the agent isn’t the issue. I hope it’s just a formal matter. Because if Pogba is still torn about this, it will become a recurring issue in the years to come.

    Forgot to add that Fergie said he had no doubts that Pogba will become a first team player.

  27. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    James

    I have just emailed Khris aka devil310 and told him noon is too late, he needs to be aiming for an 11am arrival into manc to meet you mo fo’s

    Giggs12 may do a platts appearance

  28. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Guys epic post over on the previous thread…I think its by Clint or Papii or Batman !

    Its aboot Del Piero being an alternative to Raul / Owen !

    :)

  29. Utd4life says:

    My all time favorite thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. James21 says:

    Giggs
    Just emailed him too. I forgot it was 12:30, I wondered why the coach was leaving at 5:45 am.
    I know you don’t like Platts mate but it’ll be good to see you in your finest Burrberry. Bring Pretty Boy with you.

  31. James21 says:

    Cedars
    When you come to town mate we’ll be partying all night, in Lebanon. :P

  32. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    James

    Mike is going to platts isn’t he

  33. Mikekelly12 says:

    Devil 310 sat next to the ankle biter, god help him. We should all get in Platts, I don’t think we’ve actually met at the same times. I’ll bring the clay pigeons for Giggs12!!!

  34. James21 says:

    Giggs
    Thought he was meeting you in weatherspoons.

    M19ke
    Clay pigeons. :D

  35. Mikekelly12 says:

    Ah oh …. Has mr denim mong confused things here?!?

  36. Mikekelly12 says:

    Was gonna meet Deano if my daughter wasn’t staying and get a drink on. If she was I was gonna have to give it a swerve as I will have to drive her home after the match so can’t get sauced! Either way I’m going to the game and will go Platts.

  37. CedarsDevil says:

    At least I know where I’ll be……….Cave Inn beach road Limassol!

    Get the fuck stuck in you fucking mighty REDS

  38. Mikekelly12 says:

    Have a shandy for me cedars.

  39. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Mike

    Haha clay pigeon I love it

    East stand jimbob

    Told devil to catch the train that arrives at 11.03

    I will see what I can about Sunday but having brekky and beers in town so will struggle

  40. James21 says:

    COME ON REDS! Devil310 will go back to the States Deaf as a post. :D
    UTD UTD UTD

  41. Mikekelly12 says:

    James
    Where’s he from? What’s the occasion? Loving a bit of stateside support! Get the fuck in!!

  42. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    From LA here on business

  43. CedarsDevil says:

    Shandy on the house, pity they haven’t heard of Schnapps here! ha ha ha

  44. CedarsDevil says:

    James

    At least you’ll have a side kick, when the stewards come calling just point to him! ha ha ha

  45. James21 says:

    Cedars
    When they come over I’ll just point nonchalantly at Devil310 while doing the drinking motions. :)

  46. MG says:

    Right I’ll do this in reverse order

    Fletch

    Ring ring
    Ring ring
    Ring ring

    :lol:

    James

    I thought God created city on the 8th day the one that doesn’t exist in the week

    :lol:

    Costas

    In honour of Admin I have just literally made some home made kebabs and fed the family

    :lol:

    As for Pogba – what can I say that I haven’t said?

    :lol:

  47. MG says:

    Fuck Pogba and anyone else who thinks they are bigger than this club.

    We have a title to win.

    As for the future…

    :lol:

  48. MG says:

    So I guess everyone has gone to put there money on now have they?

    S
    L
    O
    W

    Wait.

    S
    H
    A
    R
    K

    :lol:

  49. MG says:

    I love these moments when I’m all alone in the world on the ROM

    :lol:

    One small step for man

    One giant leap for MG

    :lol:

  50. CedarsDevil says:

    MG

    Look over your shoulder and I’ll be there!

  51. mancdub says:

    Ok I just the read bible from cover and I can’t find the bit that says gambling is a sin.
    Gambling is my bread and butter.
    People. Please keep gambling. Ive got kids to feed.

  52. kalistha says:

    don’t often post here but i’m going to the game tomorrow!

    and guess what. the last time I attended a game, we beat Arsenal 8-2.

    :P

  53. kalistha says:

    oops, the game on SUNDAY. SUNDAY. so excited I thought it was already Saturday now….

  54. mancdub says:

    *cover to cover*

  55. MG says:

    Issa ok Mancini phone a friend

    Ring ring

    Hello?

    Hello who dis?

    This is Arry, who’s this?

    Arry issa Roberto!

    Roberto, triffic, I was thinking you was never gonna phone me you know?

    Well Arry issa took long time you know issa emotional moment like Pacino De Niro in Heat no?

    Well what can I say Roberto? My life’s a disaster zone. The Spurs job is so fucked up because the England job is a pain in the asshole. I got a wife, we’re passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage – because I spend all my time with Jeff. That’s my life.

    Issa Sven told me one time no? “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner no.” Issa, if you’re on me and you gotta move when I move no, how do you expect to keep a… a marriage? Issa seen the future issa wanna the England job.

    So Roberto you never wanted a regular type life?

    Issa what is that Arry? Watching Braveheart and Manchester United greatest hits? Issa no think so.

    If I’m there and I gotta get this England job then brother you going down, triffic

    Issa flipside to this coin Arry, no? Issa you got me boxed in okay, issa phone another friend no?

    Good luck Roberto.

    Issa told you Arry, issa no going back.

    :lol:

  56. CedarsDevil says:

    Another triffic ring ring!

  57. MG says:

    Cedars

    Sometimes my friend that is something to hope for

    One day – wouldn’t it be something if we all ever got together – we’d set this world alight

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  58. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Boys check this out its fucking genius, the bin dippers will be a laughing stick.

    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/LeBron-James-launches-Liverpool-FC-trainers-but-upsets-Reds-fans-with-design-article892647.html

    The best part of it is the design has 18 premiership trophies on the sole, did no one tell poor LeBron pool have never won the premiership the thick cunts….

    I love it

  59. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    A lot of pre-match prediction are we are going to drop points on sunday, a draw.

    The lads need to go in to this game on top notch form, experience from past games with the Toffees is key in this. We have to hurt their confidence and those guys have a mighty big heart so we need be on top of them all match, give them an inch and they’ll go out to take points off us.

    Their revenge is to finish above liverpool, so hopefully they are still a bit down. This is a must win as usual for us and we need the 3 points for the Derby, its in our hand, United have the fire-power to toss Everton out the park but we gotta shine when the most pressure is on.

    Hopefully Rooney feels some of that pressure and it drives him to perform to perfection, passing and moving, goals from him are bonus but still I expect a goal, hopefully Welbeck / Chicha too have their tap of form finally up and streaming, Scholesy vs Gibbo should be interesting.

    My line up;
    De Man Gea, Rafa, Evans,Rio,Evra, Tony,Carrick,Scholes,Nani,Rooney,Welbeck

  60. MG says:

    Issa ok Mancini phone a friend

    Ring ring

    Hello who dis?

    Hello who dis?

    Issa Mancini from the future

    Issa Mancini from the present now Mancini from the future

    Issa Mancini from the future issa we do the premiership?

    Issa Mancini from the present issa can’t tell you no.

    Issa why Mancini from the future?

    Issa something to do with The space time continuum no?

    :lol:

  61. MEXICO is RED says:

    The 20 will come on 04-30-12… You will see it!
    Have a great weeked United fans!

  62. MG says:

    Okay we’re having one of those eerie silents moments again.

    Shhhh!

    Can you hear that?

    :lol:

  63. MG says:

    Okay that’s it – everyone is obviously having a booze up – a fry up or a belly up

    Note I didn’t get personal and mention sex

    Whoops

    :lol:

    Goodnight United

    I must write on

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  64. CedarsDevil says:

    Shhhh

  65. CedarsDevil says:

    Are you lonesome tonight

    Do you miss me tonight

    Are you sorry we drifted apart

  66. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    That link was hilarious, daft fucks never seize to make us laugh………. Just like that time when the club had to tell their fans to make sure they had the right ticket before they were facing Chelsea 2 times in quick succession ……… Funny as fuck

  67. MG says:

    And Ladies and Gentlemen it is goodnight from me

    And Ladies and Gentlemen it is goodnight from him

    :lol:

    It’s awfully quiet on here, isn’t it?

    I swear I thought i heard something.

    Oh look it’s me, typing away…

    :lol:

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  68. Mikekelly12 says:

    Last!!!!! You crazy cunts!

  69. Redbilly says:

    Giggs12- agree, thick cunts. Fuck me I thought the man united bike a few months ago was shite but these take the biscuit . 19 PL trophies . Gotta get a pair. The nurse can hang them onthe end of my death bed to cheer me up. Mind you , I want to see the 40 th title first :-)

  70. Ancha says:

    Jeet

    Hey pal how are you

    I will be in Delhi tomorrow, got an interview (FMS – MBA). As I read one of your posts marked to GIGGS12, If you are in Delhi we can meet and are you staying anywhere near the airport?

  71. jeet says:

    @ancha:I’m in gurgaon, 30 min drive from airport. Fms is on the other side of town. Call me @ 9810017321, we’ll plan. Maybe catch the match together?

  72. Ancha says:

    Jeet

    Sent a text!

  73. dannysoya LOVES SIAN MASSEY says:

    This game is a potential banana peel for us. Knowing that Wolves have no chance in hell of getting anything form city on Sunday we have to win this one at all costs. Well at this point I don’t think the lads need anymore motivation. If they are not motivated now then absolutely nothing will get them motivated. Just go out there and Finish this off. I know that we will finish it off. COME ONNN UNITEDDDD!!!!

  74. jeet says:

    After speaking to ancha, I got a call from jenna jaemson! She’s a utd fan and she wants (my) kebab :lol:

  75. CedarsDevil says:

    soren

    How have you been my dear? Not seen you here for a long time…….Very nice video, I really hope Hernandez scores a few more before the end of the season….

    Morning all

  76. CedarsDevil says:

    By the way, where on earth is Balaji, not seen him here for a while….. I hope the young bugger is well, I have missed his posts

  77. CedarsDevil says:

    So, looks like Jeet and Ancha might meet up for the game tomorrow, God help us all, well at least God help those living in Delhi, the cheers coming from those two will cause problems for sure, I have no doubt about that! ha ha

    Come ON UNITED

  78. CedarsDevil says:

    I have a feeling that we will get a goal tomorrow from a highly unusual source, one of the following to bag one….. Rio, Rafa or Evra. On the other hand, Rooney to have a stinker yet bag a brace!

    Looks like I have the play ground all to my self this morning!

  79. CedarsDevil says:

    Hide your sheep, hide your fucking sheep………..Cardiff play leeds today……..

    Pre match banter between both sets of fans involves new techniques on sheep shagging

  80. five says:

    The nerves are gonna be hit hard tomorrow…bring it home united!

    Also having just read some further comments from sir alex on fabios loan its a definite that he will be bought back…i suppose de la et will be our backup lb for the time

  81. Devil310 says:

    Morning Reds!!!

    What is this thing i keep hearing about James being fucking loud? It all sounds like sitting next to him will it’s so sort of “initiation” into the RoMers clique :D

    If so – bring it James. BRING IT!!!

    KE – mate I tried contacting u but you game me a doggy email address :(

  82. TonyBee Watson says:

    Polemic: Man of Irish descent working in Warsaw……

  83. Sandeep1878 says:

    Morning reds around the world,

    wake up on Saturday morning, coffee, smoke and read a daily,

    when i flip through the sports page,

    YOUNG takes the headlines,

    agreed,

    but why its YOUNG making headlines? because its MANCHESTER UNITED..

    the media knows only UTD..

    dont know whether to stand back and appreciate the media cunts or rush to them and take em down..

    when its United, the prominent divers such as Drogba, Ronaldo, Busquetes all take back seat..

    anyway,

    coming to the topic,

    i would put my money on Ashley Young to turn into a beast from now on..

    No one can ignore Sir Alex’s words..

    and we should always make headlines for all the right reasons..

    so i expect Young to step himself up for saving the pride and standards of United, which is more important than winning or rather winning by any cost..

    We have seen the likes of Nani and Ron improve when Sir Alex has had a word with them,

    so i expect nothing less from Young..

    #######

    Costas,

    Our lucky thread is up pal ;)

    ###

    my team,

    De Gea

    Rafael
    Evans
    Rio
    Evra

    Valencia
    Scholesy
    Carrick
    Welbeck

    Rooney
    Chicharito

    ####

    come on you mighty reds,

    Get in!!

    Good day reds around the world…

  84. CedarsDevil says:

    Devil310

    Ear plugs are strongly advised while sitting next to James, we do not call him The Noise for no reason!!

    Really happy for you pal. have a great time and tell us all about it afterwards

  85. MG says:

    Morning all

    A few days off is doing the world of good but back tomorrow means back to reality :lol:

    Anyway where is Papii I wrote that Mancini/Arry/Heat piece just for him :lol:

    Morning soren ;) Forget the Devil are we still doing coffee in the middle of the Ocean?

    :lol:

    Morning Cedars :D Sandeep Watson Devil310 five – everyone!

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  86. TonyBee Watson says:

    aLLRIGHT YOU FUCKING LOT….

    My son came up to me this morning looking a little worried.

    “Dad,” he said “I’ve forgotten to do my maths homework and Miss Johnson is gonna go nuts. What should I do?”

    “Honesty is the best policy, son,” I said, “Go up to her, and tell her the truth..”

    So my son went off to school, and when he came home, he was quite late.

    “Where’ve you been, son? You’re late,” I said.

    “Miss Johnson gave me a detention.”

    “For not doing your homework?” I asked.

    “No,” he said, “For telling her that I wanted to fuck her.”

  87. TonyBee Watson says:

    Morning Holmes

  88. TonyBee Watson says:

    SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS:

    Liverpool Football Club are set to rename their trophy room………

    it will now be called “The Broom Cupboard”

  89. CedarsDevil says:

    Morning Mr Bee, MG & Sandy

    Red nutters the lot of you

  90. MG says:

    Quickly

    Mancini issa phone a friend

    Ring ring

    Hello?

    Hello who dis?

    This is Sepp Blatter leader of FIFA.

    Issa hello Mr. Blatter Isa Roberto, issa wanna complain thatta Manchester United issa get all the referee decisions no?

    No comment

    Issa wanna say thatta Ferguson gets all the decisions

    No comment

    Issa wanna say that Manchester United issa got too many friends

    No comment

    Issa wanna say issa like women in tight short shorts and tight shirts no?

    I agree wiz you on this one.

    :lol:

  91. TonyBee Watson says:

    I bought the new Manchester City sex toy to spice up my sex life with the wife

    It’s just like their home games……… nobody comes

  92. TonyBee Watson says:

    Cedars ….. hows the holiday…Hope your Ma is feeding you up…..

  93. MG says:

    Morning Watson my trusted side kick! Morning Cedars you Devil you ;)

    I shall be back much later on!

    Have fun Gentlemen and beautiful Ladies :D

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  94. Devil310 says:

    @cedars thanks buddy! I can’t wait

  95. TonyBee Watson says:

    MrsBee a big Barcelona fan, so I made her one of those cardboard masks of Lionel Messi for the Chelsea match.

    Always wanted to give her a Messi facial.
    —————————————————–

    Actually told her this one…called me a dirty bastard….. tee hee

  96. Costas says:

    I’d love to win the title next Monday and shove the trophy right up Mancini’s ass. Read his interview about the referees last night. He’s not that deluded. He knows what he’s doing. He’s trying to get the derby ref rattled.

    Win the next 2, lift the trophy and send the scarf wearing tit back to Italy.

  97. TonyBee Watson says:

    just popped on….got to go shopping now….oh fucking joy of joys….. sigh…..

    one last one…..

    What do you call a box of cunts….

    Clitoris Allsorts……….. or Manchester City Boardroom

  98. Mikekelly12 says:

    Morning fuck bags! How is is it? Tony Bee, gotta love your son giving miss Johnson a Messi facial, or have I mixed that up??
    Two more RoMers meeting up, we’re gonna have to organise a RoM conference soon! Could do some awards. Best blogger? Best ranter? Biggest sausage fingers, Most eloquent, filthiest bastard, most expletives, biggest denim badge wearing mong…. We can hire out the Irish Club in Chorlton, do a trip to OT and then go back and get lagging!
    Devil310 – bring a book with you pal, the k-stand is boring as fuck and James will probably have you thrown out by half time!! Looking forward to meeting you in Platts.
    Cedars – get yourself on the beech pal and start hustling some chicks!

  99. CedarsDevil says:

    Costas

    Shoving the trophy up Mancini’s ass sounds painful and extremely kinky mate, I actually like the idea as long as its done live on telly with Sir Alex doing the shoving! ha ha ha

    Mr Bee

    Being well looked after mate, food heaven!

  100. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Ha ha, I tried to give Devil310 warning signs about James. As for K stand, I am sure he’ll be tired after all that travelling so its the perfect place to have a quiet nap!

    Can’t wait to give you nutters a call tomorrow

  101. Devil310 says:

    Dont mind if it is the K stand or the Z stand…..all i care about its being at OT

    :D

  102. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    in true Mike fashion, morning fuck stick!

    I am feeling really bitter today I might see if i can swap my K ticket for a stretty so I can sing about Tevez and the scousers who have no relavance :-)

  103. Albert Ross says:

    I see Theatre of Dreams, Reds rising too
    I see them win, for me and you
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    I see losers in blue, or failure so white
    An empty Etihad, or crazed sheep in flight
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    The colors of United, so lovely flying high
    Are also on the faces, of people going by
    I see Reds shaking hands, sayin’, “How do you do?”
    They’re really sayin’, “I love you”

    I hear blues cryin’, I watch them groan
    They’ll cry much more, than I’ll ever know
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful world

    Yes, I think to myself
    What a United world
    Oh yeah

  104. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    Morning dipshit! Ha ha

    You getting into Platts? I am giving the lads a call, would love to have a quick chat with you as well….

  105. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devil310

    your sat in East upper with East stand Jimbob (new name for James ), mate I sit below you in K and its the best stand in the ground mate dont you worry about that :-)

    K stand barmy army K stand Army K stand barmy army

  106. CedarsDevil says:

    I feel a bit sorry for Devil310, his first trip and he ends up with the wrong crowd……

    Pity I wasn’t there to show him the light! ha ha

  107. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Cedars

    Not quite sure mate I have a busy morning and well documented I am town man and dont really like platts.

    Alberto Rossi

    beautiful mate

  108. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Disclaimer – I only hate the stretford end for Cedars sake, it is the greatest stand in football league.

  109. Albert Ross says:

    What a wonderful world our United is for us lucky devils!

    G12g0 – with the voice of Louis Armstrong belting it out in my head, I must concur – beautiful!

  110. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    I always knew that mate, still makes for some fun banter…..

  111. Rd54 says:

    Top top lyrics Albert Ross!

  112. TonyBee Watson says:

    Alberto Rossi… welcome back….

  113. TonyBee Watson says:

    if you are who I think you are…..um…. if you know what I mean :wink:

  114. Mikekelly12 says:

    Albert
    You complete me.
    Devil310
    Only fucking about mate, K stand was where I used to go when I got extra pocket money. Full of flash fuckers and snappy dressers. I’ll probably be there next season if I don’t get in the singing section.

  115. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Tony Bee

    The bird flies sole, he is an individual who hopes his contributions are appreciated over time. He can not be who we want him to be.

    :-)

  116. Albert Ross says:

    You are welcome Rd54 and Mikekelly12, and even I am welcomed by TonyBee Watson!

    I see Reds shaking hands, sayin’, “I love life!” They’re really sayin’, “I love United”

  117. TonyBee Watson says:

    i understand he cant be who we want him to be….
    but is he….
    who we think he used to be …..
    doing my fucking head in all this cloak and dagger shit… :lol:

  118. Lee Martins Winner says:

    morning all,

    Everton wont be easy, bt get three points and look forward to next monday!

    Its tense, its exciting, its a great time of year!

    I am backing Nani to have a couple of great games from now till the end of the season.

    United > every one else

  119. TonyBee Watson says:

    getting fed up here….as i want to enter the Best Smilie user in the Mikekelly12′s Conference awards can all you clever fuckers out there no of somewhere where us idiots can learn how do some good ones….

  120. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Tony chance from me mate i am fucking retard

  121. Costas says:

    @Cedars

    Hi mate. Sounds like a good plan. As soon as Tevez also gets the trophy shoved up his rectum. :lol:

  122. CedarsDevil says:

    That’s two of us Giggs12!

  123. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Fuck Tevez he is irrelevant to us, he plays for the right team. Who else could you go awol from, accuse teh manager of lying and treating you like a dog, and despising the city in which pays him 250,000 a week?????????

    City fans are so desperate none of the above matters, how can they be proud of the cunts they employ?

  124. TonyBee Watson says:

    :wanker:

  125. Lee Martins Winner says:

    I cant allow myself anythoughts of title winning at the wastelands. I love the pressure / nerves but at the same time i cant count my chickens.

    I might have to wear my lucky boxers! does anyone else have any rituals for games or is it just me?

  126. TonyBee Watson says:

    sigh didn’t work dammit

  127. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    (b) didnt work either

  128. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Haha Smarty you cunt where have you been you beast…..

    You owe me an apology know from the other day i know you was Alberto Rossi

  129. Albert Ross says:

    The range of smiley icons is limited by the site.

    Thank goodness! Else soon enough even the entire Reactions To The Game series will consist only of little pictures, and the comments section will be a small blackboard where stick men and crude signs will describe your thoughts.

    No TonyBee, that is not a great idea!

  130. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Actually that isnt SmartAlex as grammer is incorrect and Smarty never got that wrong the intelligent bastard.

  131. Albert Ross says:

    Smartalex!

    Thank all that is great! You’re here!

    People have been confusing me with you, it’s a real pain in the ass! Perhaps that will stop now that you are here. I know plenty of folk will be welcoming you back with open arms, and I too look forward to your poetry. Welcome back mate!

  132. Albert Ross says:

    Oh, is that not him G12g0 ?

    What the fuck?

  133. MG says:

    Well well well a brilliant movie idea

    The Stolen Identity

    :lol:

  134. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Ill stick with Alberto Rossi I’m content :-)

  135. MG says:

    Arsenal have won a trophy at last

    The best pitch/surface in the premiership

    :lol:

    See you folks later :lol:

  136. sheppertonni says:

    I know alot of you are sick of talking about the pogba situation.
    on the point of him being problematic in the future there is that possibility but then on the other hand he hasnt truely been infected by the club in terms of winning trophys and the crowd singing his name. I mean say he goes on to become an absolute star for us he may well love it!

  137. WillieRedNut says:

    Good afternoon Reds! Anyone know what time the El Divo kicks off? ;)

  138. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    MG

    My missus cousin is the Arsenal grounds, he is a top lad .

  139. CedarsDevil says:

    Hiya Willie

    I think its 7 PM (UK time)

  140. MG says:

    Cedars

    I had to quickly come back and tell you that the Cyprus Blues are at the Emirates with there flag

    :lol:

  141. Lee Martins Winner says:

    @MG

    I saw that cyprus blues sign n thought of ceders to…………

    Atleast there are less renties in Limasol this weekend!

  142. WillieRedNut says:

    Cheers Cedars. :)

  143. fergie is the boss says:

    check this article out on the best premiership team
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2012/04/what_is_the_best_xi_in_the_his.html

    Now my best 11 would be?
    Pete
    G neville ferdinand vidic irwin
    ronaldo keane scholes giggs
    henry cantona

    Maybe an insane bias united 11, but some of the comments saying, a bias united 11. 12 titles since 92 is a hint. One said, lampard is miles better player than scholes, he can pass score control tackle and create better than scholes LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL. That is right PPL one comment said lampard can pass and control games better than scholes. And I cannot believe some comments saying, vierra ahead of keane. They should watch 2005 to know who was the better player

  144. Albert Ross says:

    What’s with the arsenal bias, fergie is the boss?

  145. fergie is the boss says:

    also its hilarious when more comments saying gerrard and lampard have done far more than scholes LOL, show us your medals

  146. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    “Issa Sven told me one time no?”

    MG – That line made me crack up, I imagine Bobby Machini everytime :lol:

    *In September 2012;

    Mancini:
    Issa over, the title Issa over, we are 5 points clear an Issa over, it is too much, it is over, Carlos willa be getting £9m ….he Issa real moral Weiner.

    ;)

  147. CedarsDevil says:

    Lee Martin / MG

    Cheers for the heads up fellas……. Was thinking of walking over and watching this game but thought otherwise.

    Too right about no renties in Limassol, the town has been painted Red since I have been here!

  148. fergie is the boss says:

    Albert Ross – in it, cole is overrated and avra and irwin have been insane at LB with far better behaviour and no baggage, they own cole at LB. adams how is he better than vidic in my books, since 2006 vidic has been world class helping us win 4 titles in 5 years. Shearer hard to argue, but cantona would get ahead of him. There is that saying, why pick a weaker hand

  149. Albert Ross says:

    As modern strikers have learned to draw fouls in the box, defenders must learn to draw dives from the strikers. As a defender, appear as though you are committing your foot rashly, and as the striker moves the ball, stop your feint and watch him earn a yellow card as he waits frozen in time for the touch that never comes.

    Nasty but necessary. Fighting fire with fire, so to speak.

  150. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Fergie on Ando

    “He hasn’t really realised his potential, which is there for all to see,” Ferguson said.

    “He is a fantastic footballer. I just hope he doesn’t have the bad luck that Michael Owen has had throughout his career.

    “Obviously he’s still very young and I’m sure we will get the benefit of that.”

    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/7689387/Fergie-s-Anderson-fear

    Please Ando stay fit for once !

  151. Albert Ross says:

    fergie is the boss

    Oh sorry, was that Henry Cockburn you selected in your line-up?

    For a minute I thought you had overloaded the team with arsenal players by including that Giggs wannabe Henry the Handsome.

  152. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Cole is a cunt but he is not over rated, minus this last year he has been comfortably the best left back in tge prem. Don’t forget for a few seasons he had Ronnie I’m his back pocket.

    It’s impossible to pick a prem 11 I couldn’t even pick my best 11 from united here is my quandry.

    Pete or Edwin
    Bruce or Rio
    Palister or Vidic
    Rooney Ruud or Cantona
    Scholes Keane Robson or nice

    We have 3 special prem teams 94, 99, 08 who do you choose?

  153. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Apr/sir-alex-ferguson-tips-fabio-for-top-future-at-manchester-united.aspx

    “Yes, we will put him out on loan, POSSIBLY TO PORTUGAL next season; I know there has been a bit of interest.”

    —— Is this a hint at a possible Gaitan move? I hope not but now seems likely. If he does join United I’ll give him a clean slate but at the moment I don’t rate him from the 4 matches I’ve seen of him.

  154. Saad says:

    What a truly scintillating game from two “top four” clubs! :S

  155. Mikekelly12 says:

    Giggs12
    Pete
    Rio
    Vidic
    Cantona
    Robson
    Who is this nice fella??

  156. fergie is the boss says:

    Giggs12Gerrard0 – 99 for keane scholes beckham giggs, and we won the treble

  157. Costas says:

    @Giggs12

    Hi mate. Personally I went with Irwin as the best LB in the Premiership. But then again, I only went with United players. ;)

    As for the team, I found it strange that the 99 and 08 teams were nominated. For example, the 98-99 team has our 6th lowest points tally in the EPL, lol. Obviously the fact that they won the Ch.League played a huge part, but United have had better stricly Premiership teams. Like 93-94 (92 points), 99-00 (91 points and 97 goals), 06-07 (89 points) and 08-09 (90 points and 14 straight clean sheets).

    Which team would I go with? 99-00. Best football we’ve played imo. And a team hitting its peak. Won it with an 18 point difference from the runner up, which is also a EPL record I believe.

  158. Costas says:

    And when you look at the Premiership in general, it’s hard to argue against 04-05 Chelsea being one of the best sides in its history. Probably our toughest opponent.

  159. fergie is the boss says:

    Albert Ross – yea so, henry was a fantastic player,, and I wish united had henry, and 2, why would I overrun my 11 with arsenal players, when I am a united fan

  160. Mikekelly12 says:

    Costas
    Id take irwin aswel. Had a cracking free kick on him too!
    Shearer and cantona up top could have been tasty?

  161. CedarsDevil says:

    What about Adrian Mutu?

  162. CedarsDevil says:

    Looks like the sheep have been shared in Cardiff

  163. WillieRedNut says:

    Giggs12 – Spot on about cashley Cole. Just because he’s a horrible cunt, don’t make him overrated. I don’t like guy, but he’s been one of the best Left backs aroubd for years. With my red tinted glasses though, I’d have Irwin in my team! :P

  164. Albert Ross says:

    fergie is the boss

    I’m jokingly suggesting that 1 arsenal player in the team is too many!
    Half-joking, as I’d find 11 ex-Reds in Sunderland’s history, were I picking their best-ever 11.

    Your team is great, just Henry that grates!

  165. Mikekelly12 says:

    Off topic and just throwing it out there. Young has been chastised over the last few weeks but at the end of the day both, on my opinion, were pens, no matter how theatrically he went down. But my question is, why do only the players who win the pens that get chastised. Players who dive and the referee waves play on seem to escape the scrutiny of the press but they are just as guilty of cheating. I’ve just seen Cedars van Persie drop like a sack of shit after zero contact from Cahill yet no abuse from the commentators and it won’t even be mentioned on the press, yet he was blatantly looking for a pen. My other gripe is this argument that Drogba diving around was ok because he wasn’t looking to gain a pen!!! What? Apparently it was ok because he was just trying to break play up and that isn’t cheating? Really? Why was he trying to break play up? To stop Barca breaking and doing what? Score?? So, I’m sorry Durham and the rest of you cunts justifying Drogba and chastising Young, stopping a goal and winning an opportunity of a goal, whats the fucking difference??!

  166. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Here is my beast united team a few surprises

    Pete
    G nev Bruce Vidic Irwin
    Ronaldo Keane Scholes Giggs
    Ruud Rooney

    Hard to leave out Robson, Rio, Cantona, paddy, VDS but just my view

  167. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Non of us like to see that sort of thing and I totally agree that both incidents involving Young were indeed penalties……The key to all this is its United mate. We also showed our class as the boss came out and said he had a word with Young!

    The rest eat dog shit, we have class and dignity

  168. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Changed my mind on Bruce he is out and Rio in

  169. WillieRedNut says:

    He scores when wants? Does he fuck!

  170. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    That has to be one of the most difficult things to do….. I would pick my best 11 then change it 10 minutes later!!

  171. fergie is the boss says:

    Albert Ross – sorry about that, put a LOL in next time haha, well I do not know, on other websites fans have had those type of comments and were serious, so that is why I assumed there

    WillieRedNut – I still do not think he is has good as evra and irwin. The performances those 2 have put in, and done it with a professional attitude already pus them ahead of cole. He may have been a quality player, but evra and irwin have backed it up without baggage, despite evra’s antics in the world cup 2010

  172. CedarsDevil says:

    Without any bias and from a purely footballing perspective……

    Irwin >>> Cole

    Irwin was also our designated free kick and penalty taker, could also play at right back. Extremely disciplined pro who hardly ever put a foot wrong

  173. WillieRedNut says:

    Big Pete, RedNev Rio Bruce Irwin, Ronnie Scholes Keane Giggs, Cantona Rooney. ;)

  174. CedarsDevil says:

    Willie

    Which cunt were you referring to at 14:45 mate?

  175. WillieRedNut says:

    Or? VDS, RedNev Stam Pally Evra, Becks Scholes Keane Giggs, RVN Cole. :)

  176. Costas says:

    With Schmeichel, Vida, Keane and Rooney in, that’s certainly a beast United team. :D

    @Mikekelly

    That he did mate! He’s probably the highest scoring full back in EPL history. Remember his free kick at the shithole in 94? Quality. 8)

  177. WillieRedNut says:

    Cedars – Had Arsenal in my bet! RVP didn’t show up, though. ;)

  178. CedarsDevil says:

    Willie

    Oh I see, want me to have a word with the lad on your behalf?

  179. WillieRedNut says:

    Cedars – Tell your son to get his shooting boots on! :P

  180. Albert Ross says:

    Bailey

    Brown Bruce Buchan Blackmore

    Beckham Butt Blanchflower Byrne

    Berbatov Best

    Res

    Barthez
    Bardsley
    Blanc

    and

    Bellion

    Might B a bit short of reserves, but they’ll do okay.

  181. MG says:

    Best Premiership Team

    Van Der Sar

    Gary Vidic Stam Irwin

    Ronaldo Scholes Keane Giggs

    Cantona Ruud

    Subs: Pete Brucie Rio Robson Beckham Solskjaer Rooney

    I am not biased at all – seriously.

    :lol:

    Need to go again :lol:

  182. WillieRedNut says:

    Newcastle 1 up, can they pinch 4th place? Arsenal and Chelsea was the perfect result. They’re 2 up now!

  183. Lee Martins Winner says:

    as city still have to go to st james, i am hoping they have a chance going into that game

  184. WillieRedNut says:

    Costas will like this one? Alan Smith scored his first goal in 5 years for MK Dons! Well done smudger! :)

  185. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – on the bbc, one smartass idiot said, funny when ronaldo keane scholes giggs were put together between 2003 2005 they played crap. Yea all were not at their best. I wonder what a midfield 4 all in their prime years 23 24, of that midfield could do to teams

  186. fergie is the boss says:

    MG – VDS was good, but no one can beat big pete, do not forget VDS never had to play with CB pairing of may and johnsen, and neville at the time who was very prone to leaving space wide open. The saves the great dane were pulling off were inhuman. You can replace VDS, but schmecheal whole new ball park, still the most influential united player under ferguson to replace

  187. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Mine is;

    Edwin
    Nev Rio Vidic Irwin
    Ronaldo Scholes Keane Giggs
    Rooney Cantona

    Petey- Misses out. I love VDS
    Stam – He didn’t play for us long enough, credit to him that why we won so much in short space of time.
    Bruce + Robson – They played their best from the 80′s to mid 90′s…up to 96 + 94 only had 2/3 season in the Premier League.
    Becks and Ruud just about miss out, Becks was nothing amazing and under Ruud we only had 1 PL. But the 150 goals will never be forgotten.

    When judging it Premier league wise you have to consider how much they gave from 1992-2012, I’m using goal,trophies and Influence on that Era to judge. If this was a all time XI I would heavily disagree and opt not to pick an XI because it won’t do all our legend any justice for their contribution to the success of Manchester United.

  188. WillieRedNut says:

    Not be on later, so I’ll get my team for Everton posted now! :)

    DDG, Rafael Rio Evans Evra, Valencia Scholes Carrick Nani, Rooney Welbeck. Think we’ll win 2 0. The toffees always make it tough going for United. Expecting a better all round performance from Rooney. Come on United! Make it 8 points again, for a while anyway. ;)

  189. 16Legend says:

    Did someone say Yohanne Cabaye. Absolutely fucking brilliant. A lot like scholesy

  190. Saad says:

    A Pepsi ad on espn left me a bit nauseous.

    “blah blah blah…Penalty King Lampard….Star Striker Torres….and Goal Machine Drogba!”

    Belch!

  191. Saad says:

    Wow, Newcastle, wow! Remember to perform this well against Shitty!

  192. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Newcastle in 4th?! Let the Pardew 4 England chants ring out! ;)

    Wigan up 1-0 away to Fulham, mmmmm Martinez for England :lol:

    Oh right, and will Mancini shut it about refs……. just an embarrassment :(

  193. Costas says:

    @willie

    Really pal? That’s indeed brilliant! Congrats to Smudge. I was thinking about him earlier today and his performance against Chelsea. I guess it was destiny. ;)

  194. Costas says:

    It’s really funny, but I actually made this realization in my sleep. I saw a dream about me and Gotte Hate Tiny Tears talking about it. :lol:

    We better not put a lot of faith on Newcastle vs City. If Chelsea make it to the Ch League final and win it, then the 4th spot won’t be a Ch.League spot anymore. Because Chelsea (assumning they finish outside the top 4) will qualify as winners for next season’s tournament.

    So Newcastle might finish 4th and not play in the Ch.League. They won’t know when they play City, but it might creep into their minds. Of course if Chelsea get dumped out at the Camp Nou(like they should), then all this post is nonsense. ;) Another solution would be Newcastle aiming for the 3rd spot. Not out of their reach..

  195. Mikekelly12 says:

    If QPR get a result tonight Wolves need to beat City or else they get relegated in front of their home fans by a bunch of cunts!! Now if that ain’t enough to motive the fuckers!! 7/8 points clear going into the derby I’m telling ya!!! We’re gonna win it at the Emptyhad!!!

  196. Mikekelly12 says:

    Wigan cheating their fans. Pull out performances against the big boys and play like cunts against the rest, that’s why they’re going down!

  197. Saad says:

    Costas

    I’ll be quite happy if chelski beat The Greatest Team In The World (*cough* bullshit) and after they do, I am very much certain they won’t win the Final, no matter how desperate they are for it. If they play the virus, they’ll be run ragged and Ronnie’s gonna rip Cashley to pieces. If they play bayern at Munich, it’s not even a contest.

  198. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Mike

    Regardless as long we win tomorrow we will win tge league at the council house. The thought of that excites me fuck it I’m off for a wank…….red army red army

  199. Mikekelly12 says:

    No wanking before match day Giggs12!!

  200. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Write I’m back :-)

  201. Marq says:

    If Anderson can’t stay fit when he is aged 20~25, what hope do we have of him staying fit age 25~30?

  202. Costas says:

    @Mike

    Ah, it’s too far away now mate. They have 4 more points than Blackburn and we have 3 games left. Those 2 wins saved their asses for another season. Wigan will be their usual sitty selves for another year in the Premiership and then remember to come good around April 2013.

    @Saad

    Heh, I also detest that tagline they’ve slapped on Barcelona. But I’d prefer to see them in the final. The only final worth seeing out of all the combinations is Real/Barcelona. Everything else will be a borefest, lol. Plus, even though I agree that Chelsea would be the underdogs in either final scenario, it’s still a final and anything can happen. So it would be best if Barcelona eliminated them on Tuesday.

  203. Costas says:

    *shitty*

  204. Devil310 says:

    Fucking bore fest that Chelsea Arsenal match. Arsenals midfield is shit, but without Arteta even more. Walcott injured again….what a surprise! Chelsea must be feeling pretty confident they’re gonna win the champions league because they didn’t do shit today.

  205. Sandeep1878 says:

    Evening reds around the world,

    m19ke,

    how are you buddy,

    its been a long time..

    Hello Costas, Giggsy12, FletchTHEMAN…

  206. Sandeep1878 says:

    and looks like Irish hero is in the house!!!

    Hello Willie

  207. Sandeep1878 says:

    and honestly speaking,

    Newcastle deserve that 4th place..

    they have played better than Chavs and spuds this season..points wise though ;)

    Pardew has done great work, gotta accept that..

  208. Sandeep1878 says:

    Devil310..

    so how is Manchester treating you?

  209. Devil310 says:

    @sandeep – hey buddy. I’m still in London. Will be taking the first train there tomorrow. Thx for asking

  210. Sandeep1878 says:

    Devil310,

    Great…have fun mate..get in!!

  211. MG says:

    G’day United ;)

    Phew what a bloody rainy day.

    Rain – Jacket

    Sun – Off Jacket

    Rain – Jacket

    Sun – Off Jacket

    Rain – Jacket

    Sun – Off Jacket

    And so on got it? :lol:

    G12G0

    It’s brilliant to have these opinions then mate lol :)

  212. Sandeep1878 says:

    ‘We lost two very important players in Tom Cleverley and Charles N’Zogbia last summer and we were struggling to create goalscoring opportunities”

    Roberto Martinez…

  213. mancdub says:

    My best United side
             VDS, Schmeichel 
    GNev,     Irwin,           Evra
        Rio, Stam, Bruce, Vidic
                   Pallister
    Scholes,   Robo,   Keane
    Beckham,   Ronaldo,   Giggs
                    Cantona 
           Rooney,     Ruud      
    It’s an 8-6-3 formation, with 2 keepers.
    We do what we want 

  214. FletchTHEMAN says:

    So what are the thoughts of Mark Clattenburg as tomorrows ref. Thought they were trying to protect him so that he gets his confidence back.

    Anyway here are some stats that should make for decent reading:

    United v Everton recent history at Old Trafford: 8W 0L 2D
    Toffees have not scored at OT since ’07 and not taken a point since ’05.
    Last game away to Everton we won 1-0 thanks to a goal from Chicharito!!!!

    Get In you REDS!

    @Sandeep Cheers mate. How’s it hangin’… as they say ;)

  215. Rd54 says:

    My choice
    Peter
    Becks. Stam. Vida. Irwin
    Ronnie. Keano scholes. Giggs
    Cantona. Ruud
    Subs vds, red nev ,robson, McGrath ,hargreaves,Hughes ,wazza
    Sorry guys I change becks position and choose hargo.

  216. mancdub says:

    Hargreaves. Ha, ha.
    I hope your dugout has wheelchair access

  217. parryheid says:

    Doesn’t matter how motivated Wolves are tomorrow, they are in for a proper doing.Absolutely no way can it be other than a comprehensive away win for City and it matters nothing to United,we will take care of our own fixture.

  218. Mikekelly12 says:

    Evening Sandeep. How is it? Looking forward to OT tomorrow.

  219. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    RD54

    Of course Jaap Stam thsts a big shout he was fucking class

  220. Sandeep1878 says:

    Hello MG,

    FletchTHEMAN,

    its hanging in the middle as they say ;)

    M19ke,

    cool mate..yup looking forward for a tough game tomorrow..gonna be a water tight test..

  221. Devil310 says:

    Rafa Benites is on Sky Sports LOL!!!! That silly bastard. What is he doing there? Is he always on pregame interviews? He looks as clueless as always.

    Fucking Messi wank fest about to begin. Everyone get their umbrella. Media gizz will be all over the place

  222. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Let’s all laugh at City

    FA Conspiracies v City are now considered well proven by the Blue lot.
    Most recent “PROOF” is the “failure” of the FA to extend Ballotelli’s ban such that he is now available to play v United. You might well be struggling at the moment, but do keep up.

    So the blue logic (a known entity in clinical phycology) is that Ballotelli will feature v United where he will see red and the resulting 10 man City will hand title to the Champi20ns as a result.

    Hahahaha. . . Make so lord, please make it so! :lol:

  223. MG says:

    Okay

    Taibi:

    Clegg Prunier Blanc De Laet

    PoborskyDjemba Djemba Djemba KleberDjemba ChadwickDejamba :lol:

    Manucho Bebe

    Subs: Carroll Miller Bellion Andy Goram Barthez Nevland

    Hey join in :lol:

    Roy Carol

  224. FletchTHEMAN says:

    ***psychology****

  225. MG says:

    Freaky – don’t know how I wrote Roy Carol at the end! :lol:

  226. MG says:

    I second Fletch

    Why always you Mario?

    :lol:

  227. mancdub says:

    MG- you must make room for Ralph Milne and Fangzou Dong.

  228. Albert Ross says:

    *** hypnosis ***

  229. MG says:

    mancdub

    Carry on importing onto the list :lol:

    By the way where is Dong?

    :lol:

  230. Albert Ross says:

    *** relax ***

  231. Costas says:

    Benithez a football analyst?

    That’s like me giving my expertise on what the best lipstick is.

  232. Albert Ross says:

    *** enter bank a/c and pin number ***

    (Do not show anyone your number, be safe!)

  233. mancdub says:

    Terry Gibson, Gary Birtles.
    Red legends.
    I actually had the honour of witnessing Willie Pruniers fine United debut 

  234. MG says:

    Issa okay Mancini phone a friend

    Ring ring

    Hello?

    Hello who dis?

    This is Fangzhou. Dong Fangzhou On his Communist Party’s Secret Service.

    Hello Dong issa Roberto, no?

    Hello Roberto what is up?

    Issa need to see top secret confidential files on Manchester United tactics no?Issa wanna win the premiership, no?

    Can’t do that, I’m under orders.

    Issa from who?

    From M

    Issa who is M?

    If I tell you I’ll have to kill you.

    Issa no wanna be killed. Issa okay, forget it Mancini wanna live.

    Dong puts the phone down.

    How was that Sir Alex

    Excellent, no doubt about that.

    :lol:

  235. mancdub says:

    MG- he’s working in a takeaway in Gorton

  236. MG says:

    So Costas

    What’s the best lipstick then mate?

    :lol:

  237. Albert Ross says:

    Costas – cooking oil or any other non-toxic lubricant is far more cost-effective and user friendly than any lip-stick.

  238. CedarsDevil says:

    Issa another triffic ring ring, no doubt about that

  239. MG says:

    Barcelona and Real Madrid are at each others throats

    :lol:

  240. MG says:

    Evening Cedars ;)

  241. MG says:

    Wait

    Spurs are losing

    Barca are having defensive problems without Pique

    Damn why did we sell him!

    :lol:

    Madrid are winning!

  242. CedarsDevil says:

    Hiya MG

    Our very own Jimmy James (aka The Noise) must be having his voice lubricated for tomorrow…. Poor bugger has to be on the coach at 5.45 AM! That is what I call bloody loyalty and true support…

    All hail The Earl of Sandwich

  243. Dazbomber says:

    Fucking hell Madrid 0-1 up

  244. MG says:

    Cedars

    No doubting James Cedars – you are quite right.

    ;)

    19

  245. Mikekelly12 says:

    All hail the ankle biter!!

  246. MG says:

    Hail The Earl Of Sandwich!

    Any chance of a club sandwich by the way? – awfully hungry.

    :lol:

  247. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Ha ha, love that name for him………… The bugger’s enthusiasm is catchy

  248. MG says:

    All hail fried chicken and chips!

    (soon to be dinner)

    :lol:

  249. Mikekelly12 says:

    So when was the last time Barca lost back to back games? Over to you Costas.

  250. mancdub says:

    Mancini’s not worried about the sack.
    He’s already been headhunted by Luigi’s pasta emporium in Ashton 

  251. CedarsDevil says:

    MG

    This might leave you drooling, had bean stew today (extra spicy) ……….One of my mum’s specialties and all time favorite of mine……….. The home made pickles on the side were to die for as well!!

  252. MG says:

    So I got it

    The FA’s big motherfucker of a plan has worked to a T

    Capello gets sacked

    FA start Arry rumours

    Arry obviously wants the job triffic

    FA won’t name there man save on the compensation

    Arry obviously can’t deny it

    Spurs begin to play shit

    Arry still ain’t saying fuck all

    England board member comes public with his opinion

    Spurs are playing further shit

    England will have there man as they wanted

    Conspiracy to end all conspiracy theories.

    :lol:

  253. MG says:

    Lucky you Cedars!

    That must be really nice to have mums cooking ;)

  254. MG says:

    So anyone still want Modric then?

    :lol:

  255. Mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars
    The earl is a right pain in the arse, always gets the beers in!!! I’ve just ordered a ruby!!!

  256. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Who would have guessed the is seasons table. If anyone gets collects a bet that Newcastle would finish with a CL place or Chaves will finish out of the top 6 and 20 point back, they deserve a bonus. Arsenal currently 18 back as well.

  257. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MG ……. No

    But thanks for asking mate ;) :lol:

  258. CedarsDevil says:

    Fletch

    I doubt any of us would have predicted such a top 4 for this season so I guess Newcastle deserve all the credit… We kept expecting them to fade away but they didn’t….

  259. MG says:

    Fletch

    Excellent I didn’t want him either

    :lol:

    Issa ok Mancini will buy him no?

    Thats if Mancini is in a job

    :lol:

  260. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    The Earl cracks the fuck out of me whenever we speak, funny as fuck…

    Can’t wait to meet up with you fellas, has the makings of a piss take of the highest order! I could bet we would be thrown out of every pub!

  261. MG says:

    Cedars issa okay

    We could always have a meeting in an empty stadium – can’t think of one actually in Manchester

    :lol:

  262. CedarsDevil says:

    MG

    Empty stadium in Manchester? Can’t think of one either, I suppose our best bet would be OT on a Friday morning!!

  263. Sandeep1878 says:

    M19Ke,

    The last time they lost back to back games in La liga was in 2008..

    but in all competitions..i m not sure..

    ###

    If Barcelona win tonight, they will win their 87th #Clásico compared to Real’s 86 and will lead the head to head for 1st time in 80 years.

    ####

    Hate them both, but i want Madrid to win tonyt…

  264. booandman says:

    Tippy Tappy FC not having it their own way for a change, the slightest contact by a Real player on one if their players and they bay for blood…!!

  265. MG says:

    Cedars

    We could always meet in Wolverhampton

    :lol:

  266. WillieRedNut says:

    Sandeep – Alright pal! :)

  267. CedarsDevil says:

    MG

    Ha ha, I was sort of expecting that!

  268. CedarsDevil says:

    I think Joe Hart is a cunt

  269. mancdub says:

    I like to keep an eye open for up  coming talent and i know a lot of people on here love the transfer talk.
    Theres a young fella playing for Barcalona tonight wearing the number 10. If he came to united and had a couple of seasons with the greatest manager the world has ever seen. He’d be sat on the bench a lot but if he works hard, he could be a pretty good player. Then we could sell him to Madrid for £1billion 

  270. Sandeep1878 says:

    now that 30 mins remaining with cunts trailing..

    we can expect the theatrics to start in full flow..

    my money on Pepe to get sent off

  271. Mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars
    Well get your ass over here and let’s get thrown out some boozers!!!

  272. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Cedars

    Disagree on Hart, he is a blue nose cunt but seems one of the better ones. Best goalie in the world right now? He would get my vote.

    James21 is now east stand jimbob

    Mike just had a ruby myself a chilli chicken tikka masala…..boom

  273. Mikekelly12 says:

    Giggs12
    Just phoned up to complain about my ruby, very disappointed with it so they’re giving me a free one next time! Fuckers!

  274. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Barca 1-1 messi unreal they can’t handle him, Sanchez scores first touch after coming on.

  275. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Ronaldo 1-2 what a goal

  276. evisu says:

    Nice goal from madrid

  277. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    Something about his face and short sleeves just gets under my skin! Not doubting his talent but still a cunt in my books!!

    Mike

    End of August early Sep is around the corner mate, unless we do Cyprus or even Lebanon before that

  278. Sandeep1878 says:

    Ronaldo..

    now that is a fucking world class finish…

    pure class…

  279. Mikekelly12 says:

    Viva Ronaldo!!

  280. Devil310 says:

    Fucking Ronnie. What a goal. What a beast!

  281. mancdub says:

    I sent a text to my mate in Madrid which was along the lines of my last post.
    This was his reply…..

    Hahaha nice one… I like it… Once he is in Madrid we through him to the river with a stone in HER neck.

    The best billion spent
    

  282. CedarsDevil says:

    mancdub

    Ha ha ha, quality on both counts

  283. Sandeep1878 says:

    Just heard,

    Madrid have won 57 out of 59 games in which Ronaldo has scored..

    other 2 have been draw…

  284. Mikekelly12 says:

    Ronny, i do miss him sometimes.

  285. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devil310

    There is only one beast he is called Tony V

  286. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Mike

    You should he is the best player in the world

  287. Saad says:

    Young is not alone. That was a 10 from Ronnie!!! :D

  288. Mikekelly12 says:

    Giggs12
    I think I took him for granted when he was red!

  289. Costas says:

    Bring back our tosser! 8)

  290. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Better than Cantona

  291. Saad says:

    Can someone who follows barca explain this to me:

    How does a royal bastard like mascherano go from being a defensive midfielder to displacing Gerard piqué as the starting CB?

  292. Mikekelly12 says:

    Does Cavani ever stop scoring!!!??

  293. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Saad Pique is injured last I heard. Also tells you massive amount about Spanish game that BellsOnLona can win consistently without a 6′+ centerback.

  294. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Saad

    pique has been out injured and just come back

  295. Saad says:

    Looks like Maury’s gonna do it! He’s gonna beat barca in the league. Good for him.

  296. Sandeep1878 says:

    There you go..

    look at those cunt faces…

  297. Mikekelly12 says:

    Crisis at Barca!!! Guardiola is wank sack him!! Fucking shit midfield, cant create fuck all!! Need to spend in the summer!!

  298. Marq says:

    Ronny put Barca to the sword, good on him

    If we still had Ronaldo, imagine our 2 beast of a winger. Valencia on the right Ronaldo on the left, scary proposition.

  299. Costas says:

    Love him or hate him, Mourinho has now won league titles in 4 different countries and he’s the only manager to have gotten the best of Pep’s Barcelona since 08 (the Ch.League with Inter, the cup last year and now the title).

    This is a new experience for Barcelona. Backs against the wall is an understatement. I wasn’t too confident in them beating both Real and Chelsea. Lets hope they saved something for Chelsea.

  300. WillieRedNut says:

    Loved Ronnie’s celebration. ;) Laters lads!

  301. Sandeep1878 says:

    Costas bang on regarding Jose..

    To have lost 5 El classicos this season,,

    and to win against them for the first time in last 3 or 4 la liga and that too away..

    speaks volumes..

    ###

    All hate and criticize Mou for being defensive or negative..

    for a fact..

    Madrid scored 109th goal tonight..

    highest in the whole of La Liga history..

    Give him a team, he will give you different dimensions to the game..

  302. booandman says:

    Cant decide if I want the chavs to knock FC Tippy Tappy out so their season comes crashing down to earth or not, then again the prospect of CCLC lifting old big ears dosnt bear thinking of. Think I play safe and root for Real or Bayern

  303. Marq says:

    If Sir Alex is staying another 2 years, perhaps Mourinho’s next step is to go to Bayern, win the title there and then come over?

  304. Saad says:

    Thanks FTM and G12G0

    Nothing about Spanish football does it for me. I gave it an honest shot during college…tried following it…bored the hell outa me.

    Gotta love Ronnie though…getting better with every swipe of his hair gel.

  305. Sandeep1878 says:

    marq..

    lol :)

  306. Costas says:

    @Sandeep

    Hi mate. Yeah, I heard about their goalscoring. Mourinho tends to become negative when he plays against Barcelona, but it’s not like his teams can’t attack. His Porto team in 02-04 played very good football.

    The thing about La Liga though, is that it’s easier to score. Barcelona and Real have GD s of +70something and the 3rd placed team has a +8! Not a coincidence that Forlan found it easier to score there.

  307. Saad says:

    Costas

    No doubt Maury’s good and has achieved wonders. But does he have the patience and the good sense to plant his feet in one place and help build a team like Sir Alex has done. If he became United’s manager, he’d want the budget to buy himself a championship winning team.

    SAF’s way, any day of the week, twice on super Sunday.

  308. markg says:

    the most influencial in the prem in my mind is
    schmeichel
    irwin
    bruce
    adams
    cole
    ronaldo
    keane
    viera
    giggs
    shearer
    cantona

  309. Mikekelly12 says:

    Ronaldo’s 42nd La Liga goal of the season. 54th in 49 games this season. And…140th goal in 139 games.

  310. Dazbomber says:

    I think Mourinho realised what he had to to beat Barca . Then this season he went out and did it won the league unless there is a collapse . The supposed best team there has ever been runs up the man is a genius or at least special .

  311. Sandeep1878 says:

    Saad,

    hey mate,

    no manager will be as patient and having team rebuilding skills as Sir Alex..

    it is a waste of time in searching for one…

    no way…

    for one,

    there is only one Sir Alex..

    two..its impossible in modern football…

  312. Mikekelly12 says:

    Freak

  313. Sandeep1878 says:

    Costas,

    yeah mate..

    La Liga has been poor..irrespective of how many times a Spanish club wins UCL…

  314. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    If Moureen took over at United I wouldnt renew my season ticket.

  315. Costas says:

    @Saad

    Not sure he would be the ideal choice for United either. I don’t think he’d need to buy a new team to be successful. I think he proved at Inter that he can be quite adaptable. The biggest issue for me would be what happens to the Academy. If he’s not fond of bringing players through our youth ranks, then that would be a huge obstacle.

    There are always options elsewhere. But what if bringing in Mourinho is the only way to keep him away from the Wastelands?

  316. Sandeep1878 says:

    M19ke..

    freak indeed…

    Viva Ronaldo, Viva Ronaldo put him on a plane and bring him back from Spain. Viva Ronaldo.

    ;) :P

  317. Sandeep1878 says:

    Willie the Irish hero..

    here is this Ronaldo celebration again..

    http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5338/7099750195_31f7dff13c_o.gif

  318. Mikekelly12 says:

    I’d hang myself!!

  319. Sandeep1878 says:

    Giggsy12,

    then what? you would enroll for a life time ticket? ;)

  320. MG says:

    Ronnie:

    Only God knows the future right?

    Would he ever come back if Jose became United manager?

    :lol:

    Conundrums conundrums :lol:

    Hey I only asked the question personally whoever walks walks and should never ever come back right?

    :lol:

    Goodnight United

    19

  321. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Sandeep

    That’s a fucking tune mate

  322. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Sandeep

    Wouldnt watch a single game mate and I don’t say that lightly. He is the mercenaries of all mercenaries, he is a Chelsea fucking rent boy, and like Mike I’d hang myself.

    Bobby Charlton hates the cunt and won’t have him anywhere near so can’t see it happening

  323. CedarsDevil says:

    United rape fuck………….

    I like the sound of that

  324. Mikekelly12 says:

    Sandeep.
    That’s not a bad idea. Could we get him back for the run in?!

  325. Sandeep1878 says:

    Giggsy12,

    No fuss pal,

    i, we highly doubt it happening..

    so dont bother..

    with us, the next manager will be one who knows us in and out..i bet my life on that…

    He will be a RED

  326. markg says:

    barcelona never replaced their left back abidal
    they don’t have a replcement center half to replace puyol or pique
    they don’t have a center forward since villa got injured even though they played him on the left wing
    I wish this was the team we played in the final
    they are that busy cost cutting and to pay messis fees every week they have got rid of their squad,
    ie,bojan eto ibramhimovic , 2 dos santos henry maxwell marquez toure romeu g milito chygrynskiy

  327. CedarsDevil says:

    I said it before and I will say it again….. If Mureen gets anywhere near OT, I will swim to Greece, walk to France, swim to England then walk up to Manchester, whack the fucker in the face and knock him out for months…

  328. FletchTHEMAN says:

    And can we stop talking about the virus and the barelinas already.
    A lad would think there wasn’t an important game tomorrow.

    Clattenburg will have a role, mark my words.

    @Cedars talking big! At least you’d be fit enough by the time you got hear ;)

    @MG It polemic innit?! :lol:

  329. markg says:

    plus other squad players
    hleb
    victor sanchez
    jeffren

  330. FletchTHEMAN says:

    *** here *** :(

  331. CedarsDevil says:

    Not sure I get all the hype about Ronaldo’s celebrations today, looks average to me….

    Cantona v Sunderland, now that IS a fucking celebration.

    By the way, United rape fuck

  332. CedarsDevil says:

    Fletch

    Guess I would have to quit smoking first though! ha ha

  333. markg says:

    the point i am trying to make is we have a gradual rebuilding over the years not a fire sale to pay the wages of a cantona ronaldo or rooney.

  334. TonyBee Watson says:

    My son said, “Dad, can I start going ballroom dancing?”

    I said, “No, it’s too dangerous.”

    He said, “Why is it?”

    I said, “Because I’ll break your legs, you fucking little puff.”

  335. TonyBee Watson says:

    Sorry couldn’t resist it……

  336. Sandeep1878 says:

    Cedars,

    you gotta swim a long way..

    but dont worry,

    when you reach Greece, call our Costas, he will have you wrapped a dozen of Cuban Cigars to keep you warm ;)

    and when you are in France, Visit Pat’s home, he will have abducted Suarez for you and you first smack that racist cunt..

    Then walk to UK, Have coupla beers at Platts with KE, Mike, James and Giggsy, then keep the bottles, walk to the dressing room and smack those bottles on a shaven Portuguese head ;)

    :P

  337. markg says:

    teach the little bastard to jump higher ha ha

  338. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Why are you lads all polemic about Josie ?

    :lol:

    Credit to the man, he took a crap Real, won more points, beat Barca to La Liga and once again used that successful siege mentality to deliver another cup. £300million well spent in the last 3 seasons.

    Whether he can deliver another CL is a harder mission, he has Bayern then Uefalona to defeat.
    I back him to fail on this one.

    Anyways, Maureen at United would add more trophies and at least mega-signing plus Glory hunter number would rise by 80%.

    What do we have to lose? Our Dignity, our self-respect, our traditions (442 and attacking football) and we’ll spent fuckloads on useless players as Jose always does.

    Hard to choose, but I’ll take David Moyes thanks :lol: or a certain Baby Faced Killer. 8)

  339. Mikekelly12 says:

    Clint
    How about Dalglish?

  340. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Clint, Only job Dogleash could get at united would be as mascot ….. and then only with some ground rules …… .like no talking …… and no making dodoo on the penalty spot.

    honestly ;)

  341. Costas says:

    Benithez?

  342. Devil310 says:

    Borecelona got what they deserved! Madrid really played them to perfection. It wasn’t about sitting back. It was about covering and Mou figured them out. Love him or hate him the man is a mastermind….but what I noticed lately is that he has dropped a lot of the media rubbish and toned down the attitude.

    Hey G12, KE, The Noise – how am I suppose to recognize you tomorrow? Who’s gonna wear the red rose for our blind date tomorrow?
    :P

  343. Anon Payn says:

    @Costas:
    Regarding Maurice and the youth, it’s worth noting that none of the clubs he has managed at has as extensive a youth system as Untied do. Madrid haven’t produced a first team player since Casillas almost 15 years ago. Idk if Inter even have a B team, and we all know about Chelsea.
    Don’t know how good he is at bringing through youth if he isn’t given youth to bring through…

  344. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    :lol:

    Rafa would be the Clough of United if that ever happened.
    Kenny would be the new Terry Conners or perhaps Anelka (Shanghai Shehua)

    8)

  345. Anon Payn says:

    Another thing about bringing youth through the ranks is the risk involved. Fergie and Wenger are able to do it because they have a certain amount of job security. None of Maurice’s employers at his last three clubs would have accepted failure. So another point about his youth handling capabilities is we can only judge him if he decides (or wants to) stay at a club for more than just his usual 2-3 seasons. You need at least a decade to spot, nurture, and convert a talent into a superstar. Fergie arrived at OT in ’86, and Giggs made his debut in ’91, but didn’t hit stardust quality till ’93. Then in 95-96 we had the Fledglings making their first appearances.
    But of course, in Fergie’s case, he actually had to set up the youth system from scratch. Mourinho didn’t bother at Chelsea, but of course, his employers had different priorities. If Mourinho has any sense (there is no doubt he is an excellent man manager) as to how a stable club runs, or should run, he will embrace United’s youth policies.
    I am not saying I would love him as our manager, as I am very vary of his tendency to sign 28-30 yo players, and sign them on hefty salaries too, but the issue of him and youth policies is something I am not quite certain about yet.

  346. Utd4life says:

    Well done Real and they can keep Maureen in their custody for as long as they want. The only way that guy ensures success is by building a new team (read spend large amounts of money) and ignoring youth. When the guy does leave, the team that he assembled is a glorified wreck (read Inter Milan). I don’t want him anywhere near UTD. He can go to wastelands for all I care. They might win a few trophies if he ever manages them but in the process he will be slowly and gradually screw them up so hard that they won’t recover when he does leave. He is a trophy collector and I nor would any decent UTD fan want such a self centered manager.

  347. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Anyone watch MOTD?

    Cabaye said Papii alot :D

    I’ve always said we need to caBUYe a centre midfielder, I hope we finally do, because that Ca-Buy can be the final piece to the jigsaw.

    Wasn’t it I that Tipped young Yohan Cabaye to be a good buy? Someone search the archives !
    Give me the credit I deserve, after all I am a Humble ,Modest man who deserves all recognition !

    8)

  348. Anon Payn says:

    As unlikely as it may be, am I the only one who thinks we should try and get Wenger as an interim manager till we find the perfect candidate?
    Moyes is obviously someone the thrifty owners would look at as ideal. But we need a manager who has tasted success, especially in the league. The squeeky bum time has had the better of most managers in the league, including Fergie a couple of times, so we need someone who can emulate Fergie’s ability to hold his nerve, and keep the players focused. Moyes hasn’t experienced it with Everton for 10 years, so he is vastly untested. No doubt Mourinho is the manager with the best qualifications in this department. Dare I say it, he could be even better than Fergie at it.

    Solskjaer in the long run seems ideal. He has had the best education a manager can hope to receive. And he has already tasted success. Next season, he has a chance of making it to the CL. If he makes it, that’s another box ticked. Ideally, I’d give him another handful of seasons in a league like Netherlands or Germany or even Portugal or Italy, honing his continental skills, and managing players with bigger egos. The one advantage he will have at United though is the respect he will command in the dressing room, like Guardiola did at FCB.

  349. Mikekelly12 says:

    Devil310
    They’ll be the ugly fuckers in the corner!!!

  350. Devil310 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  351. CedarsDevil says:

    Devil310

    Just look for the shortest man there and shout out his name ‘The Noise’

  352. denton davey says:

    TOLD YOU SO ! That Johan Cabaye would be a great addition to TheLads – waaaay better than Muniain, Eriksen, or any of the others who won’t be coming to England.

  353. Mikekelly12 says:

    Devil310
    I’ll be there too pal. We usually stand near the gate at the front or by the back door. I’ll get James to sit on King Erics shoulders!!

  354. denton davey says:

    ANON PAYNE @ 22:52: ” am I the only one who thinks we should try and get Wenger as an interim manager till we find the perfect candidate?”

    YES, you are alone in that opinion.

  355. Devil310 says:

    @Mike – lol….great mate. No worries, I’ll figure it out. I’ll be the one looking around with a face that screams “where the fuck am I?”

    @denton – quality response!

  356. Mikekelly12 says:

    Devil310
    Haha, we’ll keep our eyes open. Have you got anyone’s number? If so just give us a bell when you get there. Where in the states are you coming from?

  357. denton davey says:

    A great set of results today – TheArse/RentBoyz draw while Newcastle edge closer to third and Spurs seem to be sliding into the Europa League spot.

    In a perfect world, CSKALondon will finish off Barcelona on Tuesday while RM humiliate ThePanzers on Wednesday which will set up another bout of “tiny tears” AND Chel$ki will then go on to defeat LiverPoo in the FACup so that all the Pensioners are kept on for next year while EBJT can go into his court appearance puffed up – only to be pricked by the full majesty of TheLaw. Best of all, Jo$e can pull faces and tell us all how special he is, giving the Madrilenos a sweet “fuck you” as he walks off into the sunset with his overbearing pride reaching new levels of nausea. It’s a game and it’s entertainment, even for those with a sick, perverted sense of justice.

    Oh, yeah, UTD win # 20 a week Monday, too.

  358. denton davey says:

    I forgot to add – ‘array for Ingerland ! You know it makes no sense.

  359. Sandeep1878 says:

    Has any one started swimming yet? ;)

  360. Kings says:

    Well done Ronnie lad. Fuck off Barca and fuck off Alves you horrible little rat cunt, scraping your studs down Ronnies rib cage. If the rent boy bastards win through to the final, I sincerely hope Madrid stuff them. Lesser of two evils. The thought of that racist cunt Terry holding the trophy aloft makes me bring up bile.

  361. James7t7 says:

    VIVA RONALDO!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4YnWgm-Gd0

    Come back Ronny…. we’d have you back in an instance son!!!!

  362. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    OCTOBER 31, 2011 AT 13:29
    Clint-iamyourpapii says:
    How about Yohan Cabaye, always rated that fella since his Lille days ? *Then I woke up on the Bus*

    ——————————————-
    NOVEMBER 15, 2011 AT 18:52
    Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Dear Santa,
    I would like you to Cabaye Fergie one quality midfielder.
    Hope you are doing rodwell.

    Love Clint Dempsey
    xxx
    ————————-
    DECEMBER 8, 2011 AT 23:42
    Clint-iamyourpapii says:
    We NEED to buy !
    Sign the next Beckham,Ronaldo,Giggs,Cantona,Roy Keane etc.

    Im suggesting Albrighton,Bale,Hazard & O’Hara. I would to Cabaye all of them.
    —————————

    My man crush has re-emerged, my faith in the boy did stray off course, but I still love him :lol:

  363. Anon Payn says:

    haha Denton Davey, I thought as much, but we could do much worse. If Arsenal fail to get top 3rd, and then don’t qualify for the group stages, he might get fired. Wouldn’t mind him at OT for 1-2 seasons. Or even better, Wenger as assistant manager, Mourinho as manager.

  364. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Anon payn

    Are you on the wind up you can’t be serious..

  365. FletchTHEMAN says:

    If Arsene comes to OT Papii can kiss his CABaye, goodbya ;)

    Don’t see it personally. Other than for the comedic value.

    If we buy Butland and Arsene, we could be in for a fair big load of ….. abuse. :lol:

  366. Mikekelly12 says:

    Tomorrows Sunday Mirror is running a story saying Sir Alex is looking to make a move for Leighton Baines…

  367. Sandeep1878 says:

    Kings,

    how are you buddy..

    good to see your post again..

    that Alves is one horrible cunt..disgraceful..

    Barca dint dive much today, so you can see who won the game ;)

    the diving and antics virus is spread deep..to the likes of Iniesta and Xavi..

    no matter what fucking football they play..

    these diving cunts are disgraceful to the game…

    winning at any cost…fuck them all..

    now all that remains is a good ref in the 2nd leg and letsee how far they will reach..

    Have a feeling it will be Barca and Madrid in the final..

    and i would tip Jose to win this one..its not beyond him, if UEFA thinks otherwise ;)

    Good night mate….

    5 AM here…and its a MATCH DAY..

    Get in

    Good night ROM..

  368. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    I would sooner see big Ron brought back in than Wenger, its a myth about his youngsters they are all bought.

    Apart from Wilshere name the youth he has brought through its a myth.

  369. denton davey says:

    MIkekelly12 @ 23:46: “Tomorrows Sunday Mirror is running a story saying Sir Alex is looking to make a move for Leighton Baines…”

    Did you read this in the comics ? or did this piece of insanity come from their “sports” department ?

  370. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Mike

    It’s the mirror mate on p41 some guy called Marro from Lebanon is also being tracked.

  371. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Mike, About standard fair then. Seems every team we play we see some press about who we are going to snatch. Just builds readership from both sides I suppose. But more so for the opposition fans who can confirm their suspicions that United are below contempt and will snatch their best players……. before coming back for the children and the family dog.

  372. Mikekelly12 says:

    Denton
    The Mirrors very own fabrication department.
    Giggs12
    Marro van cedarschnapps, the Lebanese falcon.

  373. Kings says:

    Sandeep1878 – Hello my friend. I’m good thanks. Hope you are well. Horrible scum the lot of them, that pube head mentalist cunt mascherano is another fucking bastard who represents all that is bad about the game. Youngs antics have been somewhat cringeworthy I must admit, but the fucking cunts in the media circles have over exposed it and have absolutely slaughtered him because he’s a United player. Those bastards at Barcelona are at it every week and yet they are given the benefit of the doubt. Platini will want an all Spanish final, he will be loathed to see Chelsea in the final. Fucking cunt.

    Let’s get the three points tomorrow and look to seal it at the wastelands. Come on United. Goodnight mate.

  374. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    But I don’t want to say GoodBye to my Yohan Cabye-bye . :cry:

  375. CedarsDevil says:

    Damn, guess my secret’s out….Bloody British press, cannot hide anything anymore!!

    Kings

    Good to see you around mate, hope all is well…..Bet you’re looking forward for tomorrow, not to mention the 30th……

  376. Kings says:

    CedarsDevil – Hello my friend, I’m good thanks. Hope all is well with you and family.

    Massively looking forward to tomorrow and even more so for the 30th when we can look to seal it at the shithole and take the piss out of their dog shit celebration they claim to be their own. Classless cunts.

  377. CedarsDevil says:

    Kings

    The look on Wankini’s face should be priceless, I cannot bloody wait. Everton first though and I can only see a home win, after Villa the boys should be fired up and I am sure they can smell blood…

    After all, United rape fuck

  378. FletchTHEMAN says:

    “There are still too many players who make a meal of things, with Drogba at the top of the list… It is nonsensical and it is no wonder crowds boo him everywhere he goes. ”

    Ian Holloway is a git, but pretty much sums my views about diving.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/ian-holloway-i-dragged-a-player-into-my-office-and-told-him-if-he-dived-again-id-sell-him-7668320.html

  379. FletchTHEMAN says:

    I’m off, but go on. Have a laugh at others expense

    Top ten “Unfortunate” Names in sport.

    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4vTiW1/sportsfixchicago.com/2011/03/08/sfcs-top-ten-unfortunate-names-in-sports/

  380. Brigadier19 says:

    Cedars let arse rape the scouse Bastards. Come on United lets bring home the bacon

  381. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/football/9218863/London-2012-Olympics-Manchester-United-fume-at-disruption-game-will-cause-to-preseason-preparations.html

    Its safe to say in pre-season and start of the season our squad will be;

    Lindy
    De Laet Rio Vidic Evra
    Valencia Carrick Scholes Fletcher Anderson Nani Park
    Macheda Bebe

    and a lot of youth players; Norwood, Tunniclife, King etc

    Thats going to be one hell of a exciting pre-season tour with the Euro 2012 guys getting probably an extended break going well into 3 quarters of pre-season if 2010 and 2008 models are used to plan.

  382. james21 says:

    WAKE UP U LAZY BASTARDS. UTD UTD UTD. ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY.

  383. Devil310 says:

    James. I’m up buddy! Having some breakfast and heading over the trains to depart to Manctown!

  384. TheCANTONA says:

    Still the same old boring betting thread? Fuck me! Scott must still having “good time” with some chelsea’s fan.

  385. Sandeep1878 says:

    Morning reds around the world,

    UNITED UNITED UNITED

  386. TonyBee Watson says:

    Morning fuck faces………

    HAVE WE BOUGHT ANYONE YET…..yawn……..

    Thinking of doing the marathon this morning……. but decided on a crunchie instead….HAR HAR

  387. TonyBee Watson says:

    YAWN ….WAY TOO EARLY…..

  388. soren says:

    Cedars- Hello!!! I’m fine, thanks for asking, just a little busy
    About Hdz, I also hope the same.
    MG- I’m still not convinced about the place haha
    papii- thanks for the link
    Ferguson; “We’ve only got 10 nominated, It’s a joke”.
    Come on United!!! Vamos por el 20

  389. TonyBee Watson says:

    They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

    MG, Cedars, King Eric, myself……..

    hope it’s Cedars….he sounds super cute xx

  390. TonyBee Watson says:

    I’m running the London marathon today for charity……

    Anyone wishing to sponsor me please donate at likefuckiam.co.uk

  391. james21 says:

    Devil310. See you in Platts mate. Give us a call, we’re normally by the entrance. UTD UTD UTD. COME ON REDS!

  392. Costas says:

    Saw a dream about today’s game. We won it on the 93rd minute. Hope it’s not that dramatic in 4 hours.

    Meanwhile, here’s something that should worry us ahead of next season:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/ferguson-fury-at-olympic-selection-7668308.html?

    If even half of those players are selected, then this will really fuck up the start of next season for us. Lets not forget that the last 2 times this problem arose in 04 and 08, the starts to those seasons were very slow. And in 04-05 it was costly as well.

  393. CedarsDevil says:

    TonyBee

    Ha ha ha………. For you I can be anything you want!!

  394. Red#20 says:

    Papi,

    How come u exclude Nani from the Portugal Euro 2012 squad?

  395. soren says:

    Watson- haha so funny

  396. Brendan says:

    Why do u all hate Barcelona so much?? Sad very sad , they play the best football and have the best player ever, yous are a funny lot here…

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