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Where To Put Your Money vs Fulham

United are a top priced 1.25 to beat Fulham and look bankers to do the double over their rivals and maintain their position as league leaders.

The Red Devils have been in outstanding form at league level, winning eight and drawing once in the last nine games.

The only dropped points came when they came from 3-0 deficit at Chelsea to draw 3-3, and they were unlucky not to come away with maximum points that day.

They hammered Fulham 5-0 on their own patch just before Christmas with a ruthless display with Danny Welbeck, Nani, Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney and Dimitar Berbatov all getting on the scoresheet and the stats suggest a similar outcome could be on the cards.

Sir Alex’s men have won their last seven Premier League games at Old Trafford against the Cottagers, with the Londoners failing to score in their last four.

In fact their only goal in the previous match was an own goal by Rio Ferdinand, and Martin Jol has also never beaten United during his time as a manager in the Premier League.

On the team news front, the gaffer will be picking from strong squad with Nani (ankle), Anders Lindegaard (ankle) and Michael Owen (thigh) the only absentees, along with long-term casualties Nemanja Vidic and Darren Fletcher.

Chris Smalling, Tom Cleverley, Fabio, Paul Pogba and Phil Jones all available after coming through a reserve outing on Thursday.

Not surprisingly the bookies are running scared of Wayne Rooney in their goalscorer markets.

Wazza has scored 16 goals in his last 16 appearances in all competitions and netted five times in his last four appearances against Fulham at Old Trafford.

He is a 3.5 chance with Betfred to score first, and 1.57 shot with Boylesports to net anytime.

However better value Chicharito to bag the opener at 4.5 with Betfred.

He netted twice in United’s 5-0 romp over Wolves and is looking better and better with every game.

Whoever scores first I do expect United to win this with plenty to score and without reply.

In their current form they are capable of running riot and winning 4-0 or 5-0, and a small punt on both those outcomes at 12 with Boylesports and 26 with Paddy Power respectively will hopefully produce some juicy profit.



  1. Costas says:

    Oh dear, it’s back.

  2. TheRadLegion says:

    Fulham game is gonna be tough in my opinion. This, Everton and Villa games will be proven challenging. Danny Murphy has always been -for some weird coincidences- the thorn in our side. Dempsey is another guy I’d be worried of. Although he almost never shine when it come to play against united.

  3. JC says:

    Yep tough just like Wolves at Molineux… er hows that again?

    3-0 would be generous to Fulham the way they’ve been playing away lately.

  4. TonyBee says:

    6:00 Alarm
    6:15 Blow job
    6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section upcoming Man Utd versus Man City game
    7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
    7:30 Limo arrives
    7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
    9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
    9:30 Limo to Old Trafford (blow job on-route)
    9:45 United tour with Paul Scholes & Wayne Rooney
    11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 Blow job
    12:30 Another Blow job
    2:15 Limo back to Old Trafford
    2:30Seat on Bench next to Sir Alex Ferguson
    3:30 suggest team tactics to SAF ….Which he uses…..
    4:30 United win 5 -0
    5:00 Limo to hotel, massage and hand job en-route by naked Hayley Mcqueen (bending over, naturally)
    6:45 shit, shower and shave
    7:00 Watch news—Carlos Tevez assassinated
    7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
    fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits (Hayleys of course)
    9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
    as you watch football game
    9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
    11:30 Night-cap blow job
    11:45 In bed alone
    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces Hayley to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh himself to sleep

  5. CedarsDevil says:

    This admin is some article writer…………Boooooooring

  6. CedarsDevil says:


    Hahahahahaha……. I lost count on the number of BJ’s, is MG is stud of sorts?

  7. TheRadLegion says:

    To be honest with you I don’t think we played so great like we could win 5-0 until the sent off. I’d love to win 3-0 or even more but I have a feeling it’s gonna be a hard earned win.

  8. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12 & King Eric will love this thread!

  9. James21 says:

    Keep your money. Mine will be going towards a Glazer Pie.

    All games are tricky at this stage of the season but Utd will come through as Champions. 20.

  10. LexxytheRED says:

    What the hell happens to “ahead of our next games article” sort it out Scott. May be Cedars could talk him into posting them again

  11. MG says:

    Keep your money I’m spending it on cola bottles and fizzy cola bottles



    I’ve replied to this thread on the other thread – get my thread?


  12. Zibbie says:

    Money in pocket, mind on the game. I seldom bet, and try to never bet on my favorite teams.

    Bee what a day mate!!!! Add some weed for me, I’m there!

  13. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Expecting all 3 points on Monday. United have not dropped a point at home to Fulham since ’03.
    We beet them 5nil at the cottage earlier this year. Expecting a good game though.

    Hope that Paul Pogba and Tom Cleverley score at the Stretty end to seal their bond with United.

  14. CedarsDevil says:

    A bit of a stat, United have never lost a Monday match

  15. Zibbie says:

    Fulham will be game and Dempsey will play well. Hence space to play and have fun for those in form. Rooney has played some 4 games now since his layoff. Tony hit the ground running. Pea has turned his game up and Dan has looked strong and adding to the team. Evans and Rio will be tough the last nine games with enough time for Rio to be fresh with no more cup ties. Rafa has looked good outside the bobo 3rd goal with Bilbo . He and Tony make a dove tale attacking duo who both put great services in the box. Nani’s talents will be available soon. Young is playing better/consistent. Evra’s leadership on the field and in the clubhouse has been large with Vida and Fletchers void of leadership. SAF has talked up PP. We want him and wanted to sell Morison for obvious reasons. Smalling is back. TC as well. Jones such a talent has stalled a bit, just a bit. Such big praise at the start of the year SBC say’s he reminds me of Duncan, Capello says he reminds him of Milan greats! He will go to the OLY and then rest lad, go to Cozumel sit on the beach, snorkel for fish and lady’s. So 4-1 for the good guys.

  16. parryheid says:

    Guy goes to the retirement home to visit his dad Tom.
    Nurse says she will fetch him to the visitors room.
    He sees his dad’s girlfriend Mary watching tv and the nurse tell his dad he had a visitor
    His dad dad gets up kisses a strange woman then goes to meet him.
    What happened with Mary dad I thought she was your girl friend
    I changed her and Emma is my girlfriend now as she gets hold of little Tommy
    But Mary always held little tommy he said
    Well yeah but she’s got Altzheimers disease.Emma’s got Parkinsons

  17. WillieRedNut says:

    Apparently Fergie has said on Mutv, that we’re getting closer to Pogba signing his new deal? Looks like the end game is in sight. Good lad Paul! :)

  18. Zibbie says:

    Wolfie good news, must be all but done. Most gaffers do not have the power SAF does so he can chose young ones to develop into legends, lose some point and ties with there young growing pains. Some from the Academy and some like Rio and Rooney as well CR7. Some how he wins the PL last year and makes a run to the CL finals all why retooling his last great team. More point deep into the season then ever before in the PL The man is like Ted Williams a real life John fucking Wayne. TW was the last baseball player to hit 400, was an ace in WWII and Korea. A world class fly fisherman, ect.

  19. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Costas & Cedars, RE admin,

    It is what it is lads. Opportunity to banter and exchange views. Scotts a super star now, less time for us lot ….

    Still don’t buy the notion that STR is selling the franchise and retiring to the Virus’s new theme park ;)

    But chin up, still a great group of mates in the main and worth a look to spot matters arising.

  20. King Eric says:

    Not being arrogant but Fulham at home do not concern me. They rarely turn up at OT. As I said the other day its Blackburn away that will be tricky.

  21. FletchTHEMAN says:

    News on Pogba’s agent Riaola meeting with United.

    @Willie, 18:56
    tide seems to be with us then?! I don’t catch the interview on MUTV, can anyone confirm this from the boss?

    I must say, I have liked what I have seen on the pitch given his age and appearances. As with all things….. we can but wait a see.

  22. Zibbie says:

    KE those lads have circled the wagons around that gaffer. That the Everton home game and the last game of the year with so many former members of OT and fucking O’Neil.

  23. WillieRedNut says:

    FletchTHEMAN – I don’t get Mutv either mate. Heard this on twitter. It does seem close now.

  24. Zibbie says:

    Sometimes the best signing the club makes are their own play, like Vida last year, and Rooney may I say.

  25. Zibbie says:

    I believe SAF has a winger ready to sign in the summer as well, witch one I have no clue.

  26. Zibbie says:

    Some make it sound the young CP lad is all but at OT this summer as well.

  27. Zibbie says:

    SAF is loading the pantry so full of young talent the next gaffer can fuck up and the one after him will still have ingredients of a great team, hehe and the SA pipe line is staring to fill as well, this Lucas lad. Evil laugh here, MMMUUUHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAMMMMMMUUUUHHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!

  28. MichaelPapoui says:

    Thought for today… I Red that Ryan Giggs can still fly as high as the pigs in a City’s Blue Sky.


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