United go into their final home game of the season against Swansea knowing only a win is good enough in order to keep their title hopes alive, and they are a top priced 1.2 with Boylesports to do just that.
Having been 8 points clear and looking to have the title in the bag they now sit in second place on goal difference behind arch rivals City.
The defensive lapses which saw them concede four goals against Everton a fortnight ago are now looking more costlier by the minute, and their attacking performance in their 1-0 defeat to City on Monday was on a same par.
They didn’t have one shot on target in that game, and a change in formation didn’t seem to help as they failed to terrorise and create chances down the flanks like they have all season.
The result is that City now have a goal difference standing at eight, and Sir Alex’s men need big wins in their final two matches of the season or hope that their rivals slip up in their remaining fixtures if they are to lift a 20th league title.
Their fate may be slightly clearer ahead of this kick-off on Sunday, with City playing earlier in the day against high-flying Newcastle at the Sports Direct Arena.
However whatever happens in that game one thing is perfectly clear – United must win this and by as big a margin as possible.
As far as the stats are concerned, Swansea have never managed to win at Old Trafford (D2, L6) so that is one massive plus.
United have also scored four goals in each of their last two home games, in which Rooney netted twice in both.
So providing they revert to their normal playing system you would expect them to prove far too strong for the Welsh outfit.
One blow for the Red devils is that Danny Welbeck is set to miss out after he was injured in the Manchester derby, but that does pave the way for Chicharito to finally get into the starting XI.
He will be hungry to get on the scoresheet and if given the go-ahead (which he surely will be) is the type of player who will cause the Swans defence all sorts of problems.
At 5 with bet365 he looks a bit of value to bag the opener compared to a top price of 4.33 with Betfred for the obvious selection Rooney.
In the hope that United really go for the jugular I am going to go for them to win 4-0 or 5-0 in the correct score market.
Those scorelines can be backed at a top priced 10 and 17 with Paddy Power.
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Before the City game I was very nervous about our remaining two fixtures.
Infact, I would not have been surprised had we held City and yet dropped points in these last two fixtures.
Swansea have played some awesome football, and its their big day out at OT where we’ve been dicey as hell all season.
Yet having said that, we were so dire against City that I actually fancy us to get 6 points from these remaining matches. If we get any less than we really need to seriously question the commitment of the team.
Sadly I fully expect City to get 6 points too.
If Newcastle nick points off City I’ll be putting my money firmly behind a bar for the Swansea game.
Thanks you for this article Scott. But please don’t post another betting thread by Sunday. 2 of them is bad luck.
Make the blue fuckers win it on goal difference and win our last 2 games that’s all we can do we can’t turn around the goal difference and if chelsea can put 6 past qpr kettle neck and co will prob do the same.
Redcrab
I agree! However, if we win our final games by A LOT larger margin than the bitters, we could still be celebrating!! Come on you lovely red fuckers!!!
Swansea&sunderland will be hard games hope we get 6 points i belive that shity will drop points
c mon united it s not over yet i have a great felling that title is ours
i am praying
Do you know what threads I’m missing… Reaction to our VICTORY….. It’s been nearly 3 weeks!!!
It won’t happen fellas we had our chance and blew it big style, not the utd way.
It stays 19. Next year.
Swansea manager Brendan Rodgers comment mancini stupid mind games
“He came here when we won the game 1-0 and we were clearly the better side and that was after Roberto spending about £235million on a team,” Rodgers said. “So I think he knows as well as anyone it won’t be an easy game.”
“He is maybe trying to affect one or two things but it won’t affect us,” he said. “We only worry about ourselves and I don’t think there is anyway in the world you can affect a group of players with the experience of Manchester United, and a manager who is a multiple winner.”
Be Calm – Just Believe.
De Gea
Rafael-Rio-Smalling-Evra
Valencia-Scholes-Carrick-Young
Hernandez-Rooney
Marq
agree with you,same line up for me
chicharito to score again against Swansea 2-0 rooney+chicharito
@ MikeKelly
Truer words have not been typed
This is typically the time of year when the lads and SAF just have that little knick more, that extra spark, the champion mentality. Sadly, the last 2 weeks have been anything but. I fucking hate Geordies, cavemen knuckle dragging cunts, but I can’t quite remember the last time I’ve been anxiously awaiting one of their fixtures. Danny Simpson, stoppage time for a draw will do me just fine.
It ain’t over until the final whistle
United!!!
I’m personally missing This is your life MG post
With pictures and all
United Res vs. Sunderland Res at 18:30
mutv coverage now on
http://www.coolsport.tv/stream9.php
I love Roy Keane!(don’t hate me)
6 0, United!
Middlesbrough want Will Keane on loan
real madrid seems wining the race for witsel,hope we can beat theme
great player,would fit perfectly in our team
I’ve taken Rooney out me fantasy team, replaced him with Hernandez and captained him. Hope he does the business on Sunday. Viva Hernandez! Viva the Geordies!
I remember playing sunday league football when I was younger and my team had been clawed back and we were dumped into 2nd place with 4 games left. The new leaders had intimidated most teams they played beating them 5, 6 and 7!! Earlier in the season we had beaten them 4-2 which had given us the belief to go on and win the league. They beat us 3-1 in the return fixture and as with United, led us on goal difference…. A big goal difference. We worked out that if we won our remaining games 5+ to nil, we could still beat them. Our first match of the final 4 was against bottom of the league, Airport FC. We thought if we could put 8 or 9 past them (we’d done it to other teams) we could win the tougher games by a lower margin…. We managed to scrape a 2-2 draw having been 2-0 down. I scored the equaliser in the 89th minute!! Never forget it!! We won 2 of the final 4 games and ended up second!
350 million people moaning collectively won’t help our chances, so if the starting line-up
contains Park, Giggs, Scholes and no TonyV, please hold your breath and think positive!
Don’t start worrying now, it won’t be like that!
DDG, Rafael, Rio, Smalling, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Scholes, Young, Rooney, Chico! Can’t really see any other line up but Sir Alex usually changes something. Maybe Cleverley for Scholes??
Rafael > Jones (hopefully).
Three fucking points and no fucking about, if you manage to batter the shit out of them at the same time so much the better but the points are the thing.
I hope Chicco gets his chance and shows all WHO should have been the starting striker and WHAT our goal diff would have been had he started more
I hope that whoever gets his chance that he shows us all who should be in the starting line-up, and improves our goal difference dramatically.
chelsea 2 years ago won 8 -0 quite a few times at home…i cant see why we cant go out and put 6-7 past them if we play at the top of our game…sadly though,old trafford isnt the fortress it once was…
rafael over jones please…id go with rooney n berba up front
parryheid is right, our best chance of taking the League still lies with the total points earned not goal difference.
I’m having a stinker. The car that I had a crash in last night which was outside my house, has been fucking stolen!!! What a fucking week!!
Mikey – Not only that mate? Geoff Shreeves is on his way to tell you, Roy Keane is moving in next door to you!
Mikekelly12
Oh no! Fuck that is terrible!
I hope that’s the end of it. first the loss to city, then the accident, now the theft.
That’s 3 things. You’ve had your share of misfortune.
From now an upturn in your fortunes!
parryheid,Albert Ross
agree with you let s get 6points
as i said before swansa&sunderland are difficult games no way we could win by 6 or 7 goals
keep beliving that that title is ours
Just WIN this game. Do not mess around. NO RELAXING. Just give them a good battering. Last home game of the season. The fans deserve a show for the support we have given you this year. United to win 4-0.
Mike
Bloody hell mate, it has the makings of a bad spell….FUCK
Not sure how to console you other than saying things can only get better after all this crap
I love this lucky thread and as Costas says lets hope we do not get another before Sunday.
If we’re 4 nil up with in the first 10 minutes then I see us running riot, either that or it will end 4-3!!!!
iced earth – we must get the 6 points on offer.
Also, we must be set up to score many, if not plenty of goals!
Winning 1:0 with 3 shots on goal is not going to cut it.
Make sure we win, while threatening frequently to score.
If that bit of luck is on our side, quite a few should go in. At least 4, I guess.
United Res. vs Sunderland Res. is starting shortly.
I’m loving the pre-match chatting. Paddy is one of a kind!
And, he seems to know everyone in the crowd.
Is De Laet playing for the reserves?
Utd4life – yes. He’s looking quite dangerous too, with a couple of decent runs down the flank.
I have poor internet right now, so the stream stops and starts.
Albert Ross. Thanks mate. I would like to see him given a chance at RB next season.
Utd4life – he’s on the left now, as you would expect.
I wonder why he has not managed to make the step up yet. He is lethal on attack!
Albert Ross- He looks quite decent and I thought he was ready for the first team after he made a few brief appearances for the team about 2 years back. And he had a pretty good loan spell at Norwich too so wonder why he hasn’t made the transition to the first team. I believe Rafael should be #1 choice for RB but if he wasn’t playing then I would put De Laet instead of Jones.
No need to start seeking 6, 7 or 8 goals. Just paly a normal team, score 1 or 2 and get it out of the way. Swansea and Sunderland are no Dinamo Zagreb and we won’t win this title on goal difference.
Speaking of which, if United score on Sunday, this will be the first season in 44 years where we scored in every home game.
Evening reds around the world..
weekend!!
Rum and ROM!!!
On 6 November 1991, after Liverpool’s 3–0 victory over Auxerre in a UEFA Cup Second Round second leg tie at Anfield, Liverpool manager Graeme Souness was met by Frenchman Michel Platini at the end of the game, who told him that Cantona was availablefor sale to Liverpool. Souness thanked Platini, but declined the offer, citing dressing room harmony as his reason.
and the rest as they say is
HISTORY AND MAKING OF THE LEGEND..
King Cantona rules!!!
Utd4life – I’m not able to make that call, but I’d guess that Jones is already at a higher level to De Laet. I’m only basing that on what I’ve seen of Phil, and that I haven’t seen Ritchie anywhere near the team for ages. I’d like to the views of a Red that has seen plenty of him, even for the Reserves.
kagawa stats are very impreesive
in 47 appearances this season he has scored 20 goals in all competitions,and assisting 8 goals
bargain for £7m
Albert Ross. The reason why I said I would play De Laet at RB ahead of Jones is because De Laet’s natural position is RB whereas Jones is actually a defender. Maybe Jones is streets ahead of De Laet in terms of playing ability but wouldn’t it be better to actually play someone in their natural position rather than play them elsewhere even though there is a difference in their level of playing ability? From what I have seen of Jones at RB, he hasn’t impressed me.
Costas
You are the stats king!
You never rose to the bait on a previous thread about the number of goals scored at the Stretford end as opposed to the Scoreboard end (East stand for the newbies!)
Utd4life – it’s hard to disagree with your thinking, and I have also seen weaknesses at RB with Jones playing there, that a more experienced or natural RB would not make. Rafael is less guilty of that, to be sure. I don’t really know what De Laet weaknesses are. Earlier in the season, Jones did okay at RB. Perhaps his problem is more a general confidence loss, particularly in his own physique.
@Collyhurst Red
Hi mate. There was such a request? I missed it! How far back are we looking at here? Just a hunch, but I think the Stretford End wins the comparison. That’s where we attack during the 2nd half and as everyone knows, we like to score in the 2nd half.
And I’ll tell you this…………….
I would love it it we won it on goal difference!
……. But it would be a proper fecking sickener if we lose it on goal difference.
Nicolas Gaitan’s agent as revealed that he would like to play for us! Hmmm while this is all hunky dory, United have denied any interest in the lad!
Hopefully, if not him, we do sign someone with quality, because as depressing as it sounds, Cleverley seems to be very injury prone
http://m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/sbeitWmxQzX5OI7nF8dg6uA/view.m?id=15&gid=football/2012/may/04/nicolas-gaitan-manchester-united-benfica&cat=football
Regarding Saturday’s match against Swansea, winning the match is the first priority and increasing the goal margin is secondary. I do believe City will win against the Magpies but if we can win our match against Swansea then it all comes down to the last day where pressure will play a big part and there is a huge possibility of City screwing it up since they have never been in this situation before. Getting a win on the last day to secure the title is never easy.
Costas
ROM reads thread today at 13:42, you losing it?
I thought it must be the Stretford cos I sit towards the other end!
Mike
It all points to things just getting better from now on mate!
Hopefully we can hammer Swansea and Manchester Unites B (Aka – Sunderland), and thatll cheer you right up!
kagawa&gaitan to be our first arrival this summer?
i doubt hazard will be a united player cause of his huge fee £35m+
hope we add new faces in the md witsel or martinez would be great
Albert Ross- Agreed. The lad does have quality but since it’s his first season at UTD, he probably didn’t expect himself to be playing so many games. In addition, playing him out of position consistently hasn’t done him any favors.
Just a wild guess but I would think the ratio of goals scored at the Stretty v the K Stand would be somewhere along the lines of 25 to 1
Utd4life
you are right mate about(last day where pressure will play a big part) but shity will drop points against newcastle i am sure
i fear webb will favorise shity he will do anything to prove he is not a united fan
Don’t believe Costas on these stats? He steals them off Twitter lads!
Cedars
Your stats are suit!
Right then, just finished with the police. Thanks for all the good wishes AGAIN! Bloody ground hog day.
Willie
Me and Keano are off to get fuck faced in the local boozer and abuse each other for shits and giggles!
*suit WTF! Damn autocorrelation!
Your stats are shit!
That’s better
Collyhurst
Here I was thinking you meant sweet!! ha ha ha
Costas says:
“Speaking of which, if United score on Sunday, this will be the first season in 44 years where we scored in every home game.”
Didn’t we score in every home game last season? we only dropped 2 points at home and that was a 2-2 draw against brom
Utd4life – playing Phil out of position won’t do him any short-term favours, but is very much part of the plan to develop him as a player in the medium term. This is applied almost across the board during the youth players developments at United, and Phil missed all of that.
Not that we want to develop players during key games!
But, we had all the injuries. Options were limited. Jones can only improve if he plays.
No real risk of detriment to his progress, chances are it will help.
Also, what is his intended position? Midfield, I guess. Perhaps a Fletcher-type box-to-box?
Fucking hell where did autocorrelation come from!
Autocorrection you dumb tablet!
Mike
Well I can only say I hope it gets better from here!
Failing that we can always get Cedars the Devil Motors to build us a new car
iced earth. Pressure will play a huge part on the last day on both teams. We have actually got a tougher opponent than City on the last day but the pressure on City will be greater as they will be in this situation for the first time. Nerves will play a big part though I do expect those twats to pull it off. Webb will a factor and I am sure he will bottle a few key decision just to prove he is not a UTD fan.
63 minutes gone in the reserve game and it’s still 0-0. I it has been a dull game so far.
@Collyhurst.
I missed it among all the Keane loving threads.
Here’s what I could find for recent seasons:
11-12: 29 at the Scoreboard End and 32 at the Stretford End
10-11: 34 at the Scoreboard End and 32 at the Stretford End
09-10: 24 at the Scoreboard End and 46 at the Stretford End
08-09: 35 at the Scoreboard End and 33 at the Stretford End
07-08: 27 at the Scoreboard End and 37 at the Stretford End
Cedars
I’m sure you are!
Wife is using the laptop so I’m using my PlayBook, not easy (for a man of my age)
@berbatunday
Talking about home games in every competition. Last season we had a 0-0 draw against Ramgers at OT.
@willie
Twitter? Never!
Seriously lads, watch him!
Costas
You’re a star!
I was well short-changed in 09-10!
Albert Ross. Yes, the numerous injuries meant that the Gaffer had to play him out of position but I hope and pray that UTD don’t make Jones the next O’Shea. It’s good to have a utility man on the team but a lad as talented as Jones should be given a fixed position. I hope that the Gaffer does deploy him in the midfield in the pre season because I believe he has got all the makings of a box to box CM.
MG
I am on the case, car being built………. Mike here are the specs mate…
Well this car is automatic, it’s systematic, it’s hydromatic
Why it’s greased lightnin’!
Its clear that Willie has fished Costas out here lads…….
Costas
Which league to Ramgers play in mate?
Automatic For The People! Great album.
Cedars
Evening Cedars
Tunnicliffe came so close, good work by the keeper there!
Evening United
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Cedars,
Ramgers play in some other league with MG united
and Rangers played in CL
Evening my friend..
Evening ROM
Sandeep
So do Uefalona
MG..
iiisa Cedars wedding over yet?
Breaking News:
MG United are equal on points with shitty city at the top of the Inception table with 8 goals behind.
The weekend fixtures sees the champions playing Welsh rarebit whilst shitty city are away to Mag-pie United
Let the fun begin.
Sandeep
No chance!
We haven’t been invited!
I would personally be the first one there!
Looks like the reserve game is heading for a draw.
Wherever James is:
I have Filipino Cupid on the advert.
Beat that James
Utd4life – I agree with your sentiments, and definitely don’t want Phil to become a utility player. That said, every top side does need them, and really good squad players are crucial to multi-pronged attempts at Silverware. Also, it’s for Phil to make a position his own. How many good players just don’t make it because another stands before them? Plenty.
I despise that little cunt of a left back we had, the baked Beans twat that was ousted by Evra.
Before he lost his place, he was one of my first names on the team-sheet, for attitude alone.
I think he was fan’s player of the year, or something similar.
But he couldn’t keep Evra out.
Hello Costas, Rossi and Irish hero..
what up pals..
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Kings, Fred, Slim and now Zibster!!
and honestly dont know if Smartalex is active or not…
MG / Sandy
Evening fellas…………Wedding date not confirmed yet, Cyrine is still drawing up her list of demands! Just wait till I start with mine!!
Albert Ross
This is Optimus Prime
Transform.
MG,
Make sure you attend the wedding
Utd4life,
hello mate,
yup looks like its heading for a draw….oh wait, we are United
@Collyhurst
Cheers. Also found these:
06-07: 35 at the Scoreboard End and 37 at the Stretford End
05-06: 31 at the Scoreboard End and 25 at the Stretford End
04-05: 21 at the Scoreboard End and 32 at the Stretford End
03-04: 29 at the Scoreboard End and 25 at the Stretford End
02-03: 38 at the Scoreboard End and 43 at the Stretford End
So looking at the last decade in total, we’ve had 39 more goals scored at the Stretford End.
09-10 was where the lead was truly extended. Tough break for you.
@Cedars
Typo League.
Evening Sandeep and MG!
Cedars,
we will wait
MG united,
do you have a role for Cyrine as well?
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By the way where is our comedy king and agent of fergie, the cyril sneer..
Cedars
She has to be married in a United shirt with Cedars at the back and number 7 in honour of Captain Robson
So… Another where to put your money threads….
Cedars
You talking about cyrine abd el nour?
Lebomanc,
evening mate,
as far as ROM is concerned,
Cedars made it clear the other that he is not a one woman man
cedars…greased lightning,,,,hahahahahah funny as fuck
Evening Willie
Sandeep, I will be there no doubt about that
Cyrine can be anything Cedars wants her to be
I’ll run my company as the company I am privileged to be in.
Like this:
Evening Watson
MG,
correction,
at the back of the shirt,
Cedars wants his test tube baby name printed,
we all know, the name is…
Robin Van Cedars
Optimistic Optimus, Prime Minister for Transformation, as per your wishes, I hereby transform:
. . . . . .
… and now I transform back again:
. . . . . .
Hey? How was that? Good stuff, I reckon!
@Sandeep
Hi mate.
Willie,
wasup fella..
coupla Irish beers eh?
or not yet?
Cedars…baggsy i get to kiss the bride first….right where she sits …oooohhh lovely xxxxxxx
Good evening Sandeep1878!
Sandeep
Haha interesting!
Thx Costa! I was losing my marbles. I could see a trend in the ratio of goals scored at the Stretford end vs. score board end. We seem to alternate every season. So I expect a lot of goals in first half home matches next season!
Sandeep
Well, I actually think it will be the other way around
Robin Van Cedars will come to the wedding with:
Dad at the back.
Mikekelly – shame you were the shunter. Whiplash equals bucks equals prawn sandwiches.
Holmes you old tart….. still warning me off Hayley I see (from the other thread)
Hello costas,
Tonybee,
welcome the cross functional expert on board..
ROM hasnt seen a better sex and football expert than you
Lads. Someone commented yesterday about the adverts and ROM funding. Lets increase our click rate for scott.
and you know Cheryl’s the one for me…. but got to get me cock in her gob quick tho… just stop that Geordie accent….shudder
Albert Ross
You will always be my old friend – friend
19
Albert Ross. Every team needs to have a couple of utility players if they are competing in 3-4 tournaments a year but I wish Jonesy wasn’t that lad. I have high hopes for him and I think he could be perfect in the CM role is he is given a proper run of games along side someone like Carrick and Scholes.
Sandeep. Hello mate. I thought the lads were going to snatch it in the end in typical UTD style but we just couldn’t get through.
Sandeep …am going for the duel award of footballing pervert….as in MG,s honours list
Watson
I’m doing it for your marital benefits mate – looking out for Mrs Bee
Having said that on the Cheryl comment –
Comment earlier from my neighbour. ‘ well , if city win it at least it stays in Manchester’. Fuck right off.
I have an honours list?
I’ll nominate myself as Honorary ROM poster of the century
That will save anyone else getting it for a while!
MG,
not a bad way at all…
anyway let Cedars have the final say on what name he wants printed on the back of the shirt, after all its his wedding
Alberto Rossi..
Hello mate..
Thanks again Costas
I’m sometimes glad on the odd occasion when an opposing team makes change ends as I then expect more goals to be scored at “my” end!
Just hope we can bang a few in at each end on Sunday.
Redbilly,
Evening mate,
disgusting,
I would rather see it at Wolves than in Manchester if it is going to Petro Dollar cunts..
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MG,
Poster of the century eh? my arse
MG – we are ever connected by the red blood that sustains us.
Utd4life – don’t worry, you’re also connected! Ha Ha! What a life as a United supporter!
I hope that Phil becomes a player central to our assault on Silverware. I think he will.
Next season will tell us more, very exciting indeed!
redbilly – thanks for that reminder, I have just clicked accordingly. Good show!
ps You are also connected!
Lebomanc
Yes that is the Cyrine I am talking about! Lebanese beauty at its best…
TonyBee
Be my guest mate!! ha ha
Sandeep
That expert your talking about is my very important sidekick
He’s not available for transfer – just to note!
Collyhurst Red,
Evening mate,
dont worry, we gonna bang goals this game..
Swansea are a good team, they pass the ball with discipline, we will find it difficult but the occasion of the game and it being at home will be good enough for us..
Hoping to see Young, Nani and Valencia start the game..
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Valencia_____Carrick_________Tom C_________Nani
_____________Young__
_____________________Rooney___
Sandeep
I felt the jealousy all the way from here
All 5000 miles plus of it
Albert Ross
Many people will walk away when a friend is in need
I never did I never will
We are sustained by things greater than the sum of our parts.
It is what makes us United
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This blog would be dogshit without the RedNut.
Keano’s Red & While Army! 
MG,
Just remember,
we are good at tapping players and that expert is right on top of our list
It will be a big loss for MG united…
let me know if you a have deal off the record
A blog without Lebanese blood is like the devil without a soul….
Oh wait…..
MG..ha ha ha
Willie,
RedNut which got a black display name on ROM?
come on matey, RED looks better..
Willie Sandeep Cedars
Who said Friday evenings are boring?
Cedars
Ya she’s starring that drama called ‘ ruby’
Btw did you hear what happened to the Lebanese captain Roda Antar?
Willie
One third of the greatest trilogy in human existence
Sandeep
I also think we will do well but may well differ depending on how the other game game earlier goes!
Unlike the last game we should go out and play the normal United way, attack, attack, attack attack attack!
Just tweeted Hayley there? She wants a meet! Sorry MG. I’m just too cool!
Cedars,
no devil in here, you are the Lebanese King who has feelings for Cyrine
on another note, you done with your medical treatment my friend? that reminds of Maya…
by the way, few months ago you had posted a image to link to the baby wrapped in United stuff,
can you give the web link again..Just felt like seeing again..
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time for dinner, will be back in 15 minutes!
Willie
As if you would – stick to the pizzas
“At the moment I wud’nt swap Luis (suarez) for anyone” gerrard…didn’t realise suarez had scored 68 this season little lone 34 fuckin scouse cunts
MG – He he.
Albert Ross- all helps to keep the ROM flag flying
Sandeep- He was serious , what a fucking awful thought. Hope I never hear a United fan say that.
Albert Ross- Yes, an exciting transfer window and season does lay ahead of us.
MG
The deeper the well, the longer it takes to draw water.
The shallower the lake, the longer it takes to cross.
Alberto Rossi,
I almost spilled my dinner plate,
You are not new to ROM..
nope,
“The deeper the well, the longer it takes to draw water.
The shallower the lake, the longer it takes to cross.”
something rings my head
My money will be speant on vast amounts of alcohol before,during and after the game (Hope there’s no steps) so won’t get the chance to place a bet. BUT if I was tempted I’d bet Rooney to bag 4.
ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY
Sandeep1878 – I’m not sure what you mean?
Perhaps that’s a halo that rings your head? Or a clapper?
Lebomanc
Yes I know, my mum is addicted to that program!!
Sandy
Health is all good my friend, the link was for Maya wrapped in United gear when she was 2 months old, she is 3 years and a half now… Here it is again…
http://lostintranquility.net/Cedars%27%20Daughter.JPG
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
Jimmy James
You lubricated for Sunday mate?
Behind every successful man is a woman drinking his white horse.
Hello James,
Alberto Rossi…
Never mind
Cedars,
Good to know..
Thanks for the link mate,
Its a lovely pic..
David Haye is to fight Red Rum in the summer.
….sigh….in the fucking doghouse again….
MrsBee said if sperm tasted like chocolate she might give me more blow jobs.
I said if chocolate tasted like sperm she wouldn’t be so fat and I’d let her.
…sigh….never learn will I……
Cedars
Yes mate just a light going over tonight, have to work in the morning. We travel up tomorrow afternoon. Got turned down for Sunderland away supprise supprise.
It’s rum to make hay while the sun shines.
Cedars- Great photo, glead to see she’sgetting her priorities right early on.
James
That’s bollocks mate, missing the lads getting the trophy must hurt.
redbilly
Cheers mate, she’s now old enough to sing a few as well!!
Nice to see TonyBeeWatson on form. Didn’t like it the other week, when someone tried to steal his thunder, by cracking some jokes! Come on now! That’s Tony’s thing!
‘He never had what it took to be a forum comedian’
Cedars
I could live with that mate so long as Utd lift our trophy.
Good night ROM!!!
lats home game..lets get in..
cheers
James
Any new offers for your dog mate?
HE’S NOT FOR SALE!
Save Albert, he’s rossing towards the door! He got extreme lightness on his feet, but he’ll never have the makings of a varsity athlete.
James
Don’t blame you, build a statue of that dog, its a frigging hero!!
Willie, read Nutcracker Suite mate?
WillieRedNut, crack a sweet, mate.
Goodnight United had a knock out day at school, but still standing…
19
Cedars
Will do mate.
Speak Sunday, take care.
UTD UTD UTD!
Night MG & Jimmy James
Albert Ross – are you hard-wired to this site? Do you ever sleep? lol
Cedars- glad to hear it born a red always a red.
Albert Ross – I refute that with all my gusto? I’ve never been a fan of opera, but do like the Sopranos. It’s strikes all the right notes!
WillieRedNut, there’s no soap opera to be shown at our Theatre, only dreams of a series win.
There is no muffing in the muffia either, only waist management.
Phil Jones’ Brassy Streaks – wired yes, but only to this site when I’m at my desk. Sleep is snatched between whisky and breakfast, as time and funds permit!
I hate city but at least it’s not fucking Liverpool
Mancini is doing a nice job winding up our opponents before a ball is kicked by degrading them. We all know swansea will put up a fight and will punish us if we play below par.
People still hang on to the hope that phil jones will become a midfielder. i’ve said before and will say it again, he hasn’t got the attributes of a central midfielder. He’s energetic and can bomb up and down the pitch but you sure need more than excelling in track running to succeed in that role. The best midfielders have the required playmaking skills, long and short accurate passing, positional awareness, discipline, timing of runs, intelligence on and off the ball e.t.c (i could go on and on).
Jones was purchased as centre-back, he’s been moved all across the pitch and to be honest, he has yet to look convincing in his rightful position which centre half. That’s understandable, he’s lacking experience and has been running all season on enthusiasm, he needs to stick to centre back and work hard on improving in it. In my opinion, versatile players (jack of all trade who are willing to) are rarely ever important part of the team, they’re the quick fix until the main players get back from injury or whatever. Jones is still a younger player and i’m sure (well i hope) he has the ambition to be a mainstay in the team, i fear if he continues to be shifted around because he can do a ‘job’ then his development will be stagnant, he will ultimately become a mere squad player (although they’re valuable part of the team, a player’s aim should be as a starter).
He’s had an up and down season and that may continue for a while but i hope the experience he’s accumulated this season will help improve him further. He needs games and games at centre half only.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/04/everton-manchester-united-title-ferguson
Why are people so hell bent on making Phil Jones a midfielder? He cannot cut it as a Manchester United midfielder. He was signed as a defender and he should REMAIN a defender as that is where he can make the best use of his talents. I hope Jones NEVER plays in midfield again. It has contributed to his loss of form when he is being played out of position too many times. He should play as a centre back. period.
We’ve seen it all as United fans but one thing we’ve never seen is us winning it this late in the season with it not being in our hands. Few of us can forget May 1995 and how close we were and the only thing missing for me as a United fan is seeing United win it by a late twist when it looks impossible for us to be able to win the title.
I must honestly say that I hope I will some day see us do that cause over the years we have always done it the hard way and it’s one thing to be leading and winning the title but to come from a situation like we’re in now and win it is something we’ve never done towards the end of a season.
I know Newcastle were loads of points ahead of us during the 1996/97 season and that we managed to beat them but we have never been able to clinch a title late on during a season by doing what seems impossible.
We were so close back in May 1995 at West Ham and to overcome what happened then on a personal level would require a late push for the title when all seems lost. We’ve had a late winner at Anfield and the Champions League final drama in 1999 when we were dead and buried and came back to win it. Surely some time we must come from behind to win a league title late on.
I can understand why people don’t want to see Jones in the midfield but he has got Smalling and Evans ahead of him in the CB department and I never wanna see him play at RB so I hope that the Gaffer tries him out in the midfield during the pre season.
I thought Jones did quite reasonably well along side Carrick in the midfield. Besides, it’s not like Jones is 25 or 26 that he can’t adapt his game so he has got time on his hands to be moulded into a proper CM.
Utd4life
How about as a big target man up front? We haven’t tried him there yet! It’s great having a versatile player but I think playing Jones in a variety of positions has been detrimental to his form this year (along with the injuries). Personally I’d pick a position for him and allow him to develop in that position. If that means waiting for an opportunity than so be it!
Breaking news on SSN…LFC supporters are advised to use the M1 to get to Wembley as the M40 is closed because of an accident. Are they worried the scousers might head down to the traffic jam for easy access to all the wheels/stereos on offer..??
I was never in favour of having Jones play in RB. For me He is better suited in Defensive Midfield Role. He was our best player in first half of season but suddenly everyone have started criticizing Jones. He is our future Captain.With all respect to Oshea I hope Jones doesn’t become another O,shea.
Morning Reds!
goal.com report: “Manchester United’s £11.5 million upgrade of their Carrington training base is back on track and is expected to be completed by the end of the year. United are improving their facilities with the addition of a sports science department, a medical wing with fitness and rehabilitation centres, new training pitches and upgraded press offices.”
Coastas – Medical wing!
That must be me, Albatross Ambulance and Anesthetic Klinics or Aaak!
Seriously though, it’s surely very good news.
Well, 256 League starts for John O’Shea at United, not too bad.
Obviously he would have done better had they all been in the same position.
Would United have done better? No. Not even if he’d done really well, for someone has to play the position that has been stripped by injuries. O’Shea was a top footballer, and very mentally tuned to his responsibilities for each game. He was able to turn in decent performances in positions he hadn’t played for ages. This was his real talent. a talent that served us well and served him up a good few medals.
nice to see you back here Smartalex ….you were really missed…especially your biting put-downs when your hackles were raised…
Oshea never had any fixed position. He is the perfect example of a versatile player. The best Utility player to play football in the past 15 years. Jones is much better suited as a Defender or even as a defensive midfielder, Yet he starts most of his games as rb. Now if you ask me this is forcing a player to play in different positions.
Jones should not build as the next utility player because it would be very tough for him to succeed. He should be playing most of the games at Centre back or as Defensive midfielder.
TonyBee Watson – good day to you sir!
From comments I have read these past days, associating your Smartalex with Albert, I presume that you were addressing that comment at 09:38 to both of us.
Some of you believe that smartalex is Albert Ross. Let me make this clear, it is I who is Albert Ross. I am happily Albert Ross. However smartalex might be considered, Albert Ross has his personal qualities to offer.
I am sure that smartalex appreciates all of your expressions of fondness.
I am sure he is fond of each and all of you.
Were he not, I guess he might return to RoM, despite the guarantee of hundreds of comments then being posted as smartalex attacking many posters. A return to the good old days where threads were swamped by sachu. Not ideal.
Moving on swiftly, hackling with studs like TonyBee showing is asking for a card.
One of the reasons I wanted us to fill our gaps at the full back and central midfield areas last summer was the fact that we were running the risk of wasting Jones and Smalling in those positions. Smalling hasn’t had the best of seasons, but he can thank his injury jinx for that. Jones on the other hand has been (predictably) been moved around far too much. And at 19, he’s better off learning his craft at one position.
Don’t get me wrong, I love players like JOS and Phil Neville for their versatility, but if they were allowed to settle down at one position, they would have become very good at it. Lets hope Fergie addresses the problems in his squad this summer, thus allowing Jones and Smalling to play at CB for good.
@Albert Ross
Great news indeed! I wonder if they could get Michael Owen fit for more than 2 weeks.
How stupid Mancini is with his verbal diarrhoeas? Why can’t just shut up. Is he ever going to realise that he is in the position he is only because we stupidly let them in?
Swansea hold the ball well – because of this.. I would rather have Berba starting up front with Wazza and Chicharito comin on later in the game..
Midfield should have
Young/Nani Scholes. Carrick. Valencia/Nani
Newcastle will get a result
Albatross
It is good news for United. City have also replicated this at their wastelands pit!! From a selfish point of view it has pissed me off. All our schoolboy finals are held at carrington and being a football school my boys get there every year. Because of the building work they have banned parents and fans coming to watch as there is not enough room for parking. So we’re not playing there this year!!
Costas
Phil Nevilles rise at Everton is testimony to that mate. For people asking for 6 or 7 goals against Swansea (a lot in jest I realise) need to think back to our last game against swansea… A very hard fort 1-0!! We should ask wolves for some tips!!
hmm been reading on twitter that there was a supposed bust up between SAF and cleverley. wouldnt be surprised if it ought to be true. Cleverley hasnt been involved in quite a while now even though he has been fit…
Mikekelly12 – all in the name of progress, I guess. The work has also had its effect on the team.
According to the report, pre-winter training was limited for space. Once it got cold, work was put on standby (ground water). Now that it’s warmer, they are continuing. I hope the Carrington matches become available soon, but it doesn’t sound like it.
Costas – Is that 2 weeks worth of days, or two weeks straight?
Surely we can get 15 days a season out of the lad!
Mediterranean mothers, bless em….
Growing up…………’Eat well, you’re a growing boy’
At Uni………………….’Study well, your degree is everything’
At work……………….’Work hard, you need the money for a good wife!’ oh and ‘eat well’
Married……………….’Any kids on the way? I need grand children’ ‘are you eating well?’
Divorced …………….’I should help find you a new wife, cannot have you aging alone’
Through out………..’Are you eating well’
Morning Cedars! Mothers know best!!
@Mike
Yeah mate, Swansea’s style of play could be an issue in terms of getting the ball from them. That’s where Fletch’s absence is felt the most. Carrick might have to start tackling again!
@Albert Ross
Oh, I meant 2 weeks straight. I think we definitely got 15 days in total out of him this season. Just about though!
Mike
Morning mate, they do indeed!! Was only planning to stay for a week or so and now I am still in Cyprus! Would have spent a whole month when I get back but its been worth it, great fun and loads of laughs oh and great food as well!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/04/roberto-mancini-manchester-city
This is what we want, Them blue cunts thinking they have already won it!!
capham junction station .
Sorry lads . Earlier post didn’t display .
11:30 outside clapham junction station . 2 scouse in shirts being nicked. Nothing changes. Nail it down , the scouse are in town .
Sheppertonni- didn’t you know, the blues now own Manchester
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Probably the only time you’ll hear me say this, but… COME ON CHELSEA!
PJBS- ditto. Hope they have a goalfest against the shoplifters .
Issa Over….we will regret the sale of John O’Shea for Centuries
I just hope QPR do something at Emptyhad, the Barcodes will crumble and get battered, you heard it here first !
No Tiote, No Ba Goals, 2 games in a week, with the pressure of 4th on….they look set for a smashing.
Good Day Lads and Ladettes.
I’ve not been on for a while but have read some excellent posts from the faithful at ROM.
Putting a real perspective into the way it is for Manchester United, that is Boldness against Adversity, showing humility in victory and dignity in defeat.
I am without doubt disappointed by the events of the other night. We got it wrong simples.
I have my ideas but during times as such they remain inside for reflection.
Not putting it all to lay on one mans decision, or another mans indecision.
We take it together because Manchester United are as one.
There are many reasons for us winning and there are the same amounts of reasons when we lose
.
When we win those reasons can be :
Sir Alex had a belting breakfast and was totally in ”The Zone”,
The Kit Man got a new steam iron and was satisfied with his work.
Lunch Lady Doris was banging out some proper cups of tea all day in The Canteen.
When we lose those reasons could translate opposite i.e:
Sir Alex had a massive bust up with Cathy last night, didn’t get much rest and went to work in a proper bad mood.
The Kit Mans new steam iron broke and he totally lost the plot
Lunch Lady Doris had a meltdown in the Canteen after a bust up with Jeff, which wasn’t Triffic.
Any one of these factors can lead to a win or a loss, so I please ask some of the disrespectful posters on this blog to remember that an event at the club could be down to numerous factors but never should it be said this is down a single entity.
We are Manchester United, we rose like a Phoenix from the flames after the Munich Air Disaster which began the Legendary Years 1958 – 1968. Together we are ONE, broken up we are NOTHING.
We have had it so good in recent times and this can never be taken away from us, we have a soul, a purpose, a belonging, a bond, a family and so much more.
Nothing will get in our way as comrades we will battle on to a new frontier on the ever expanding journey that the Red Devils take upon us.
Old Red is the ONE
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Keep the Faith Red Army Generals, you know who you are.
Peace out Brigadier 19
Even as a defensive midfielder, you require intelligence, reading of the game and timing tackles well. Your passing skills also need to be accurate and precise. Jones will never have the attributes of a midfielder or a right back, he was bought as a centre half but i will be honest, i don’t fully trust him there yet, hence why he needs to massively improve next season. Only in english football will players be forcibly moulded into something they aren’t good at rather than endorse improvement on what they may be good at.
Bit worried about Howard Webb tomorrow. Of course the typical propaganda will have you know that he favors UNited, but he’s also the guy that didn’t send off Balotelli and Lescott when City beat Spurs.
Brigadier19
Outstanding post, absolutely brilliant
Bitters talk alot of shit, but that’s after we’re gone, cos they fear us in the physical form. We’re troublesome………
Brigadier19
Exceptional comment sir! Well said!
Sack Ferguson Bring in Sam Allardyce ….he’s a real winner !
@ redbilly…. yeah i know they have not won it yet and already their blowing the trumpets.
Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
Customer: Two choc-ices please.
Man: I haven’t got choc-ices. I only got this albatross. Albatross!
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don’t get fackin’ wafers with it. Albatross!
Fuck of Sachu
Mikekelly
Yes, but which sachu? there were many of them at one point!
Those were the days, the good old days when ROM were just a lad.
Anyone else feel QPR could be a banana skin for city ?
Collyhurst
Fuckin every sachu. That bitch needs help. You meeting us all for a beer tomorrow fella?
Gannet on a stick!
I’m gonna try but a lot depends on the guy I will be getting a lift from and my youngest lad.
I’ll at least try to make myself known to you’s!
What time you normally leave Platts?
AlbertRoss
Collyhurst Red – it’s one of my favourite Pythons!
Evening reds around the world,
Usually leave it late pal. About 3.45 tomorrow I’m guessing.
The Match between Arsenal and Norwich City [b]proves that United get all the decisions[/b]
As the Great Man would say “There’s no doubt about it”
Albert Ross
The Live at Drury Lane version was the best, the Hollywood Bowl version was toned down a touch!
Mikekelly
I’ll see what I can do!
I wonder if any mental institution would actually accept sachu for treatment, I honestly think he/she is beyond help/repair.
Just send him to a Milwall match and shout ‘West Ham’ fan
Good evening red batallions.
Off topic-just watching Le arse vs Norwich and i think this myth that United get soft penalties should be put to bed.The canaries have been denied two clear cut penalties in the first half.Worse still Benayoun should have been given his marching orders for a kick on a Norwich defender.The ref has been too lenient for my liking and this as we all know will never be highlighted by the media.Only when United is involved is when they make a fuss about everything.Pathetic.
Hope the lads have their scoring boots on tomorrow.I fancy the Toon to draw at home as well but untill then,lets keep believing.
Simpson to play the game of his life tomorrow?Anyone?
Collyhurst Red – here it is mate!
Customer: What flavor is it?
Vendor: It’s not any bloody flavor mate, what you think they make a bloody strawberry albatross? It’s an albatross mate. It’s a bloody sea bird. It’s not any bloody flavor.
Customer: It’s got to be some flavor, I mean everything’s got a flavor you know.
Vendor: Alright alright it’s bloody albatross flavor then smartass, it’s bloody bloody seabird bloody, bleedin, bloody flavor. Albatross!
Customer: Um, Do you get wafers with it?
Vendor: ‘Course you don’t get fucking wafers with it, ya cock sucker.
and i hope Arsenal will lose this game..
That would further motivate Newcastle
If arsenal lose tonight and Newcastle win their 2 games, then its automatic qualification..
Come on Norwich and Magpies
My team for tomorrow;
De Dea
Rafael Smalling Rio Evra
Valencia Carrick Cleverley Scholes
Nani Rooney
Subs; Linda, Jones, Giggs, Young, Park, Chicha, Owen
We have to win at least 11-0, anything less is unacceptable.
Its seems we’re going to buy Shinji Kagawa of Dortmund. Does it mean the end of Park? How about Petrucci? Seems Kagawa &Petrucci is the same type of player. Do you think there will be a future for Petrucci at United? What do you guys think about it? I need your opinion, please…
Ramsey should have been off
Benayun should have seen a Red
Atleast one Dead on Penalty not given to Norwich
This again proves that United gets all the decisions
The Ref is a joke he is not even fit enough to officiate an under 7 match let alone a Premiership Match.
Norwich would have been home and dry by now if there’s a fit and proper Ref officiating this match..
Fuck off Arsenal Fuck off the FA Fuck off the ABU’s
Oh.. I almost forgot Fuck off the bitters fuck off the Chavs and fuck off the dippers
Anyone remember the cartoon Popeye? What did he mean by constantly saying ‘blow me down’ ???
Chelsea want to build a new stadium at Battersea power station. What about Stamford Bridge????
You can’t just bulldoze 8 years of history !!!
Does anyone remember when we used to run on the pitch last game of the season and rip pieces of the turf up and take them home!
I had 4 seasons worth planted at home until one of my brother’s dug them over and planted fucking rhubarb! He never did understand football and still doesn’t. “its only grass he said”.
Brothers, bloody hell!
Collyhurst
Quality!!
CedarsDevil
‘Blow me down’ refers to knocking a sailor over by hitting him with fists, as in this sea shanty:
As I was a-walking down Paradise Street,
Way! Hey! Blow the man down!
A pretty young damsel I wanted to meet,
Walked with a man, oh blow the man down.
I says to her, “Polly, and how d’ye do?”
Way ay! Blow the man down!
She says, “None the better for seeing of you!”
Oh gimme some time to blow the man down.
Oh we’ll blow the man up and we’ll blow the man down,
Way ay! Blow the man down!
We’ll blow him away into Liverpool Town,
Oh gimme some time to blow the man down.
I swung to the left and swung to the right,
Way! Hey! Blow the man down!
But he was a guy who sure knew how to fight,
None of my blows could blow the man down.
The adorable dame took the man by the arm,
Way! Hey! Blow the man down!
Took off with her her with all of her charm,
I only lay, just flat on the ground.
@ Not sure about popeye but I sure know what I would mean if I would say that
Fuck off arsenal!
@ Cedars I mean above… Bloody typos
It’s a robbery at the emi-rats, nothing less than that.. Norwich would have won it hands down but for a competent and honest Ref.
The Ref today is a fucking coward
I am Popeye the sailor man.
Great times. That was my favorite comic as a kid. I was more a fan of the Wimpy guy that ate hamburgers all the time.
Could have used a Norwich result to give Newcastle a chance for 3rd. Fucking cunts!!
Well deserved and Great Play Norwich
I always seemed to get a Wagon Wheels box from the guys who walked the terraces at half-time selling snacks.
It made a great holder for my turf on the bus journey home!
……. and Wagon Wheels were much bigger then as well!
A robbery it was. But it does put the pressure on Newcastle ahead of tomorrow so we will take it.
3:3 now at the Emirates!
Now come on Norwich don’t sit back get a winner
Close shave for Norwich
Great performance from Norwich at Emirates, against all odds & ref didnt help though. Shame they didnt show up against Citeh…
Fuck off Cedar’s Son
Missed a sitter and asking for a Penalty (doesn’t matter that it was one)
Hahahaha! JUSTICE!! Hahahahaha…!
No I take my words back it was not a Penalty as Gervinho was offside
I love the keeper he is a beast
Albert Ross
Ha ha, great lyrics!
Indian Devil
My thoughts exactly…..
Well, Gervinho was offside so it wasnt penalty at all!!
Well done Norwich, anything that gives the Toon a bit more incentive is good!
Cedars’ boy reached the 30 goal mark. Only Shearer. Phillips, Henry and Ronaldo can claim to have done the same in the Premiership.
Too bad his team sucks ass.
Hmmm.. It’s getting tasty
One for Cedars
If you didn’t care what happened to me,
And I didn’t care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for Giggs on the wing.
God its boring today! Don’t know what I’d do if it wasn’t for ROM.
It’s the least Norwich deserved, well played :bow:
Cheers Collyhurst!
Actually contemplating going out to watch the FA cup final….. Just hope its a good laugh!
Costas
My son has done me proud this season, is he 4 ahead of Rooney now? Hope Wazza bags a couple of braces and joins RvC as top scorer…
As for cartoons, more of a Tom & Jerry person my self!!
Going out for a meal tonight so l’ll miss it, not right bothered though, it’s not the same when we’re not in it.
Topcat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Popeye
Kagawa said he’s joining us next season…
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/12/05/05/manual_143951.html&TEAMHD=soccer&BID=165
for me he’s more of an attacking midfielder or could be a winger which is not really our problem, i think we need more of a physical midfielder, somebody in the mould of Fellaini, Witsel or Martinez..
I think Gaitan move also is possible next season…come on sir alex, please sign some CM please… Giggsy and Scholesy cannot be our savior anymore…
@Cedars
Yeah, he’s 4 behind RVP. He may close the gap a bit tomorrow, but I hear that Rooney is playing with a slight injury tomorrow. Won’t be easy. It would be nice if Rooney reached 30 too though. It would be a landmark for him and the first time 2 strikers scored 30 or more in the Premiership.
Those quotes are fake. He never said anything.
Collyhurst Red @ 14:36: “Well done Norwich, anything that gives the Toon a bit more incentive is good!”
Really, really exciting second half – the score could have been 6-6 (or maybe even 7-7).
I don’t think that Newcastle needed any “more incentive” but this result certainly puts-the-cat-among-the-pigeons. HowayTheLads !
Nice one Norwich. This is a massive result for one sole reason, this means the barcodes have an even bigger incentive to win tomorrow. Arsenal could be 5th by Sunday evening. I have been thinking about two seasons ago and when we blew it to Chelsea on the penultimate weekend. The reason I say this is they had to go to Liverpool for what should have been a tricky fixture – Liverpool still had a slim chance of making 4th after beating Burnley 4-0 away a week earlier – but surprise surprise they bent over and took it up the arse – Stevie GBH cunt Gerrard with an assist for Drogbas goal – that fucking self absorbed cunt has been on their pay roll for the last 7 years. We had beaten Sunderland 1-0 away thanks to a Nani goal which put us on top for a few hours at least. The fact that Liverpool were willing to sacrifice a chance of 4th spot to prevent us from winning the title just shows how small time they are. Obviously that win for Chelsea coupled with a home game against Wigan on the last day meant it was well and truly beyond us. Newcastle now have a great chance of not only making the top 4 with a win tomorrow, but even a 3rd place finish is within reach for them. I think it is safe to say that Newcastle have a bit more class than the vermin scum and will try and win to get a top 4 finish. I am still seething, but with the Everton result and the fact that we were chasing another goal at 4-2 with 10 minutes to go to try and boost our goal difference. It should have occurred to the players that 3 points and maintaining a 5 point lead going into the derby was more important. Anyway that’s done now, all we can hope for is a Newcastle win and we approach our game with Swansea in the right way.
hello there mikekelly aged 12
give me one reason why i shouldn’t use smartalex as a moniker?
the real smartalex has moved on to a stupid name. i can safely use this without being called an imposter. !
you son are a dickhead of the highest order. sooner you stop sucking albert ross’ cock the better it is for your mental health. !
and in being a dickhead you are joined by the transvestite MG and the horny bum cedars..
there are many great posters on here who often post analysis. you and your gang of retards discuss everything else.
you deserved to have that car stolen mate. you are a loser.
Rumour doing the rounds is that Podolski watched that match and he was on phone after the final whistle asking his agent whether there is a ‘get out’ clause in his contract.
A teary Wenger resisted any discourse.Lord help us
WTF is wrong with ROM?
Who let the dogs out????
Red Tash – Nice one!
smartalex aka sachu aka cock sucker. Please repeat this post as you see fit.
Thanks for that you one liner.
Sachu you subject most people on hear to untold agony.I thought we had all moved on?Your post above just shows how low you have stooped.Do they breed clowns from where you come from or are you just a special case??Enough of this already,do us all a favour and learn to respect other people.
what about Evans, is he still out for tomorrow?
Well done StR!
Thank you StR !
You missed a few there, StR! The attack on Kings at 15:13 and on Mikekelly12 at 15:17
honestly have you got nothing better to do??? wtf?!!! ffs…
Kings
I hope you do not have sweaty palms ahead of tomorrow! I know I don’t…..
Good to see you here my friend
has he been offed already? good turn around str….!
Quick on the draw, is our StR.
Red Tash at 15:24
Quality!
There was more vitriol from the faker? Can’t this moron get banned for good?
There was more Costas. A couple of them were just a few words (of vitriol) repeated 100 times.
Real cutting-edge sarcasm combined with a biting wit, it was not.
Do I really have to take the fucker to the cleaners again?
I’ll quite happily do so this time though I would politely ask for everyone to stand out of the way and let me carry on.
I’m a transvestite and proud of it.
Now where did those super pink knickers go?
Motherfucker is tant all you got?
You’ll have to do better than that
With love X
Typo
Go get em MG
MG smash!
Can’t deny Cedars being horny, but then Cedars won even deny that either
Too late MG! He’s done a Carl Lewis!
Willie
Yeah but I can do a Bolt!
Sachu
One final thing
As for what Mike deserves – how would you know?
You don’t even deserve the sperm and egg that accidentally collided to create the end result that was you but hey your parents didn’t deserve you but you as a bastard we are stuck with you
Any more wise cracks?
Come on back I haven’t ripped you to shreds yet.
Hood to see the scouse get off to a bad start
2-0 to the rents , good. Not often one says that