This evening I plan to go out and get pissed with my mates. Get rat arsed. Sing football songs. Have a go at any bluenose who gets cocky.
Then I’ll be in the mood for a bit of Joy Division. Love Will Tear Us Apart Again. The DJ won’t fancy it as it doesn’t really fit in with the ‘scene’. Give a fuck. I want Joy Division. Give us that fucking thing and let me put Joy Division on. Fucking give it me. Right, you’re having it now. Come on lads, let’s all have a go on this DJ cunt.
Tomorrow I’ll wake up with a sore head and mashed up fists after cracking that DJ three times in the face. I’ll have texts on my phone from my other mate who was getting digs in and all. Shit. There was CCTV all over that place. I will have been caught throwing punches and they’ll have seen me being seriously vexed as I was dragged away. Shit. Assault and affray can get me 3-5 years. I’m fucked.
Unless… no, it would never work. Would it? Could I claim self defence? Could I say that after following the DJ and shouting abuse at him for not feeling my Madchester mood, that I thought he was going to hit me? Yeh, yeh, that’s it. I’ll say I thought he was going to hit me so it was self defence that my mate and I punched him over and over. All the other lads that were with me were in the wrong but I’ll say it had nothing to do with me and my punches were thrown in self-defence.
What do you mean that’ll never stand up in court?
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Stevie me said im relieved fucking rite you got away it ya cunt.
He’d be behind bars now if he’s a Man United player. What a load of shit!
no bins to dip in prison…
wank
a liverpool jury finding stevie me not guilty hardly a surprise is it, somewhere down the road this cunt will get his come uppence…..
some lanky defender from some club should got for a two-footed lunge (stevie me style) on that wanker and break a scouser metatarsal or 4. sitting in the stands for months watching his mates get their asses handed to them by stoke or wolves while they lose any and all trophy hopes yet again will be punishment enough.
Why do I have to read about this cunt of RoM? Fuck him the dirty Scouse prick
I’d kick ass for some Joy Division!!!
i got two years for less.
Good lad. You support United and you like JD. You’ll get to heaven yet.
The Gerrard sentence sums up what’s wrong with the justice system. Hope the lanky Scouse cunt comes a cropper this season – I still have funny turns when I think about the rat muncher kissing the camera at OT….
He’s admitted he’s thrown the first punches, it’s seen by C.C.T.V,his mates have pleaded guilty,he’s got away with it.Anyone know what the others got ‘cos they seemed to do less harm than St. Stevie.
A song for Stevie (to the tune of “Oh Manchester, is wonderful”)
A case in court, a case in court, a case in court is all you’ll win
Trophy-less, with-out a hope,
A case in court is all you’ll win!
Kharma will get us all in the end – That includes you Stevie.
I will put money on it right now that he has a nasty injury this year,or something contrives to keep him personally out of the World Cup,
nothing deliberately inflicted nor would I advocate that.
Kharma will always have the last word – not some biased scouse jurors.
Self defense ? – You are fucking joking.
Perhaps he will be entitled to some compo because not being allowed to put Gerry and the cunting pacemakers on was a breach of his human rights.
Gerrard could commit mass murder and no scouse jury would find him guilty. There should be an inquiry – a miscarriage of justice of the highest order.
Scousers get away with murder? Never.
nice song MrPlatinum.
gutted..
I would like to think that the jury thought long and hard over the evidence before coming to an unbiased decision. I now wait for an explination as to how they come to this decision given all the cctv evidence and SG admitting he threw the punches. All Liverpool supporters should hold their hands up and admit that he is a very lucky boy that thetrial was held in Liverpool. Justice my arse!!
Putting all footballing allegiancies aside I have lost all faith in the British Justice system.How the jury came to that desision is laughable.Notice in his statement outside court he voiced his relief but showed no remorse that he was involved in the situation in the first place. Some fuckin role model but then again that is probably role model material on Merseyside.If I was Capello I would drop him from the England squad on the strength of the cctv alone regardless of his self defence claims. If that is his reaction over a trivial issue it shows what a supersized ego this cunt has got. I have got no time for England but would usually buy my son a new kit before a world cup but I will be writing to the FA to tell them they won’t get a fuckin bean out of me while violent pricks like Gerrard are in the squad. It won’t make the slightest bit of difference but if they recieved thousands of letters it might.
Just in case any dippers are eavesdropping I WOULD feel the same way if it had been a UTD player on that cctv. It’s because of cunts like Gerrard that the police are stretched to the limits in city centres every Friday and Saturday night. Dickheads who don’t know their limits and when they have had one too many and their mood changes, have to take it out on someone else. Would like to think the Home Secretary would look into the impartiality of the jury on this one. Remember Bowyer and Woodgate. Their trial was at Hull crown court not Leeds.
I see the ‘Pool players are overjoyed their talisman got off scot-free. I suppose they celebrated by beating up some hapless drinker minding his own business in a pub.
The scum skipper on trial in liverpool, was there ever goin to be any other verdict.He was relieved but not sorry fuuckin wanker.Some DJ is all he’ll have his hands on this season anyway.