Manchester United have apparently agreed to sign Alexander Büttner today from Dutch side Vitesse Arnhem, with De Gelderlander reporting a medical is scheduled to take place tomorrow. You may recognise the name because he was in the news last month after agreeing to join Southampton. However, a third party ownership issue stopped the transfer from taking place.
“It would be a very big disappointment if this did not happen,” Buttner told De Telegraaf at the time. “I’m in Southampton and everything is perfect. The club, the stadium and the reception really surprised me. Beautiful.”
He is a product of Ajax’s youth team but has been with Vitesse since 2008. His father played for De Graafschap, FC Twente, Vitesse and NEC. The good news is that he’s a left back, which is positive for the squad considering that Fabio is on loan with QPR. He scored 5 goals for his club last season and was named in Holland’s provisional 36-man squad for Euro 2012, although didn’t make the final selection.
“My biggest strength? I never give up,” he said. “I was born in a suburb in Doetinchem, called the Camp. My grandparents lived in a camp you know, like a trailer camp and the Romas? There is a different culture there. The vibe apparently was really cool. I was a real street urchin. A little rat. I was always playing football on the streets and it was a tough education, I can tell you. I was pretty good so I was invited to play with the older kids but they didn’t spare me. The trailer camps have a bad reputation in Holland. People think everybody grows weed there but it’s not true. Most camps don’t like to do any illegal and if something happens, it’s taken care of within the clan. We take care of our own problems, but we also defend and support each other. That loyalty is key. I am a trailer camp kid, and I’m proud of it.”
Man Utd News 24/7
How old is he?
Buttner….cue the bum jokes…….
Good news. So I take it that Leighton Baines was too expensive. What about this Kaka rumour? Just bullshit or is there anything to it?
To answer the question, I have absolutely no fucking clue……….But yet another signing, get IN
UNITED UNITED UNITED
can only be cover for Paddy though….especially when Paddy is defending against a taller forward as he was targeted like that by some last year
None of the Fifa 12 lads have info on this lad
He scored more goals than andy carroll last season. Pool should’ve bought him for 45 mil
loan out fabio, buys in an unknown. hmm….
Fucking Carroll what a situation that is,KKK spends 35mill and now more or less been told to fuck off lol
I know this kid……he’s an arsehole!
Wayne – he is actually decent player at mid- table level.. Pool are deluded and think they are among the top 5 teams.. Hence the carroll situation.
Mr Bee
Unleash your self mate
Transfer confirmed by vl.nl who have been informed by the player.
About time Evra got some competition. Lets hope this guy is up for it.
Howdy Buttner !
@Sandeep
sorry mate, I love me asian pals couldn’t resist the opportunity.
Its going to be fun if we get our boy Buttner…expect headlines like
“Messi penetrates Butt”
“Buttner clashes with Bendter (Bentner) during Arse-Anal Fracas”
Buttnear? I hear butt? Butt, Buttercup, No Butts about it, Butt I told you so. I like Butts , big ones at that. I know we need a LB Butt?
Here he is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRGb9JS_-OU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Papii
You are fucking mad as fuck, seriously mad as fuck. You make me piss my self, frigging funny as hell
Costas, joracule rates him. Thats enough for me.
Have never heard of him but so didn’t I about Hernandez or Vidic before we signed them.
Welcome Alexander.
RvP has a little buddy.
Well we were talking about my ass earlier, so we must have known something.
For how much? I bet cheap coz we could have matched S’oton but he could have choosen us so may be leaving abit of cash to get a mid
I can’t believe nobody mentioned Nicky Butt yet.
Eric keane hi mate thought Rodgers wanted the dippers to start playing football so Carroll doesn’t fit into his plans
Not Kaka then..?! Lolz.
Kaka is from the Butt easy mistake.
Apparently he was also raised in Japan and played some football there as a kid. So if he can speak Japanese he’ll be mates with Kagawa too
Welcome to Manchester.
Keep the signings coming along…..
Ass man has a point
I had a premonition and did not know it. All this ass talk and Kaka as well.
Nicky Butt!
Wayne.true that. But i still feel with the right amount of service he can be a good forward for a mediocre tesm like pool
Kaka rumors still on odds have been slashed to 1/5
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His name is Tizz
What the jeepers are the gimps doing? Don’t they know we’re in debt! Bastards.
How did Rooney’s dad bet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=rRGb9JS_-OU&NR=1
I just wonder if he was such a good player, why did Ajax let go of him?
Costas
You should get your ass to start posting, looks like it knows a thing or two!
Eric keane think that’s the point though mate Rodgers is there to rebuild get rid of all the shit,which pretty well means anyone KKK signed
Between then they still have some left on the Sears card.
LOL!
Goal by rumored United signing Alexandre Buttner…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVrWqvIKZYI
This signing will give Evra the kick up the Büttner he needs.
Wayne.. Yeah looks like that. You think kaka will come? I jhighly doubt it
They let him go for…. money!
Buttner to light a fire under Evras ass?
@ clint
You bastard,your “penetrate-anal” joke made me pissed myself laughing.
Hope that’s not a misspelling on the shirt sponsor.
I just found out that he is not their regular RB. He is listed in their Reserve line Up. Can anyone confirm if this is true. If its then not sure whether he will be displacing evra.
Hope Nicky Butt gets to do the interview for MUTV.
Right, so we have Zibbie, i.e My Dick, then we have Tizzi i.e My Ass and yesterday we had Kose i.e. My Pussy all posting here………These are exact translation into Lebanese
Crying with laughter here! How on earth can I make a serious post?
So now RVP has signed, I remember a Tattoo by on said Cedras on his ass, we could pick if this day came??? HUMM!!????? !st thought Lamb Chop a famous puppet here. Or Yosemitey Sam???
@ hans, if RVP was such a good player why did feyenoord let go of him?
I’m sure ajax had enough cover @ LB to allow an academy product go elsewhere
I wanna stick zibbie in her kose, butt missed and now she is in a tizzy over I stuck it in her tizz. So I could get the necessary friction to jizz.
Fabio needed to go out on loan to play games and develop. We need someone to back up and pressure Evra and it would have been unfair to put Fabio in that position…
If Kaka comes then jesus we are going to be playing “we will score more than you do” fooball.. still exciting thought… kaka to nani, nani to kagawa… run, plays a ball to RVP, out wide to valancia who crosses, RVP left foot volley, 7-5 united!
Alexander Buttner on joining Manchester United;
“I’m not here to sit on the bench and pick my butt, I have to meet the challenge head on, sorry butt on”.
Zibbie
Ha ha ha just sprayed my drink all over the place reading that
Eric Keane given up trying to figure out what Sir Alex is up to,don’t see a spot for him but i’m sure the player would jump at the chance and let’s face it before his move to Real was considered one of the worlds best.Sir Alex has got a serious hard on to stick up City’s ass,fuck having a DM just go and outscore everyone,my type of football
If Kaka comes mate, you’re in a bad porno film. Just remember to duck!
We were 50/1 to sign kaka, right now its 1/5.. How does that work? Can anyone explain?
Actually, Alexander Buttner’s nickname is Kaka.
Willierednut. Point taken
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Eric keane money mate, bets move the line
Sometimes fergie suprise me, why fabio in loan !!!!!! there are players i wonder why we buy them : bebe, butner…
Wayne – so someone somewhere knows something? Or speculative betting?
Eric Keane – That wasn’t directed at you lol.
Eric keane hard to say but if he’s moved from 50/1 to 1/5 that’s pretty serious action
Willie i used the same phrase. Hence thought.
I am so pumped up ahead of tomorrow, got sweat pouring out of my bollocks after a day at the beach but I cannot wait to see the lads on the pitch tomorrow and sing and shout my lungs out……..My neighbours will surely know that the season has started
UNITED UNITED UNITED
New Thread guys….about Kaka !
I never knew who the following was until we signed them:
- Vidic
- Evra
- Park
- Hernandez
- Kanchelskis
- Solksjaer
- Nani
I think i have proved a point, apart from the odd Berba, Veron, Van Persie very often does the gaffer go for players who are at the top of the game and in the public eye.
I say bring him in he looks the real deal and we need a LB desperately.
” Who’s that team they call United, who’s that team we all adore? Its the team in Red and White and we fight with all might “
Aguero out for 6 months? Now City know how it feels like..
New thread lads, get the needles ready! First person to nit a Kaka inspired jumper……gets a free goody bag.
Fuck me i was stuck in the other like a chewing gum
Glad we have signed a left back,
May be we will get to see how Evra will react to this..
and more importantly, this signing, and in which direction the future of Fabio is heading?
I reckon he will be first choice United LB next season..
Ra Ra Ra have you heard the latest
Ra Ra Ra United are the greatest
Ra Ra Ra I hope you’ll agree
Manchester United are the team for me
U N I T E D Manchester United are the team for me
U N I T E D Manchester United are the team for me
United United United
Costas – Serious? That is a major blow.
@Willie
Mancini said they will wait for the scan this week, but according to twitter rumors, he could be out for that long. Mancini will start bitching about not signing players again, lol.
Papii,
Cool pal, no issues.
” Messi Penetrates Butt”
@costas
they will just go and buy lorente..
How rumors start on twitter..
Guy A : kaka would be good for united
Guy B : are we signing kaka?
ITK reads it and tweets
Kaka to utd 90 percent done
fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city
Whoooooo the fuck are Man Utd who the fuck are Man Utd
As the REDS go marching ON ON ON
It would be funny if we did sign Kaka.
Does anyone remember this?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1mRj_ulZ7Jw/TisXW4IhsDI/AAAAAAAAAKA/WHXOtJ5Ky1k/s1600/kaka-manchester-city.jpg
who the fuck are Man United who the fuck are Man United
As the Reds going marching ON ON ON
Costas – I wouldn’t wish harm on the guy, but I ain’t gutted either. I’m sure city fans last year weren’t gutted about us losing Vidic and Fletcher.
Bobby Manc has had orders from the sheik to shut his mouth
Twitter is become as unreliable as you get.
never believe it on the first ground..
Giggs12
Fucking hell mate, we are on the same tune………
We’re just one of those teams you see now and then………
BUTTner? oh my god. This must mean he’s ASS on the pitch. PULL OUT QUICKLY!!!!
Wayne,
How is Canada?
Bob Manc will apparently go for a striker now..
because in 2 months time The Cunt Tevez will start complaining about the Manchester weather and home sick and fuck all..
M U
M U F
M U F C OK
We often score 6 but we seldom score 10
This aguero injury rumor was started on twitter. Wouldnt belive it
We beat em at home and we beat em away
Sandeep hi mate good thanks don’t ever remember having weather like this before,had a mild winter with very little snow and a sunny hot summer.Global warming is a good thing when you live in the Great White North,lol
How’s things with you,actually read that this morning Bobby Manc has been told to stop his bitching,there is no one i hate more than that cunt
We will kill any bastards that get in our way………….
We’ll kill any bastard that gets in our way……..
Weeeeeeeee are the pride of all Europe
Come on all together now
Butt the deal isn’t confirmed yet, let’s not get carried away. Agreed with Giggs12, FERGIE mainly buys talented but lesser known players and then fills them with the belief to elevate into top class levels. We’ll see if this deal is true and how he adapts. Reading his interviews though, he’s a player that has confidence in his ability and with being schooled at ajax, you know damn well he’ll be a technician with the ball.
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
when the Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds
Going Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching innnnnnnnnnn
I waaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnntttttt ttttttttooooooooooooooooo beeeeeeeeeee IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInnnnnnnnnnn
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh when the reds, go marching in, oh when the reds go marching in
Wayne,
that’s great to know pal.
Things good at my end,
Just planning to shift my job in the next 3 months or so..hopefully..
ESPN reporting that ferdinand could be out for up to a month with a groin injury. With Smalling out till October and Jones being rested for a month w back spasms. Carrick and Vidic in defense again?!
Also other sources suggest Aguero out for 6 months. So I guess we’re still lucky!
Manchester
Manchester United
Bunch of bouncing Busby babes
They deserve to be Knighted
If their playing in your town
Get yourself to the football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all…
Giggs12
Loving this, just imagine this tomorrow as you are at Everton……….Kagawa peach of a ball through to RvP and BOOM goal………..Cedars rushed to hospital with a heart attack
We need leftback
Cedars
This is quality son, Mancdub and sandballsdeep getting amongst it as well.
United United United
I don’t understand we have not leftback in the reserve or academy ???!!!!!!! money wasted!!!!!!!
This player is not good enough for Manchester United! greets from Holland.
United’s flag is deepest RED
Alan Shearer……….
was FUCKING DEARERRRRRRRRRRR..
Oh please dont take my Solksjaer away…….!
Cheers lads…!
Samuel – The player confirmed it mate. Don’t think he’d go to those lengths lol. Make himself look like a mug!
We won the Football League again,
This time at Elland Road…
One Bryan Robson….There’s only one Bryan Robson….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzLvhNXsogY
And if Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat
There will be 9 Alsatians walking down the street
9 Alsatians walking down the street and If Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat….
There will be 8 Alsatians walking down the street
8 Alsatians walking down the street and If Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat….
There will be 7 Alsatians walking down the street
7 Alsatians walking down the street and If Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat….
There will be 6 Alsatians walking down the street
6 Alsatians walking down the street and If Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat….
There will be 5 Alsatians walking down the street
5 Alsatians walking down the street and If Ji Sung Park should fancy one to eat….
That last one was for Cedars!
My old man said be a city fan, I said fuck off, bollocks your a cunt..
Ferguson’s Red and White army
Ferguson’s Red and White army
Ferguson’s Red and White army
All the boys YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Red Devil, Lee Martin lets bounce
UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED
Tevez is their leader, Mancini is their God
Toure is a wanker and Bellamy’s a knob
They were on the march to Europe,
Just like 69
Till up jumped Scholesy and scored in Fergie Time
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
tra la la la la la la la
There was a girl from Stockport
Her name was Hazel Grove
And she’s been watching City since she were 8 years old
Although she’s been to every game she feels she’s overdue
She’s never seen em win a cup
She’s fucking 42
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
LUGH,
we have plenty in reserves but too early to rely upon them, in other words, they are not PL standard yet!!
I hope this one turns out a signing like Chico..
##
Giggsy12,
evening mate,
the other day i asked your you tube link for the fans celebrating after valencia goal at Ewood park
Red Devil
I am sure my voice is in there somewhere mate! Great stuff
One of my old favs
We had joy we had fun we had City on the run but the joy did not last because the bastards ran to fast
What….FUCKING WHAT……WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
And each and everyone of us loves who exactly?
Mancdub
You cant hear how loud I just sang your last song, fucking awesome choice my man!
in your liverpool slums,
in your liverpool slums,
Your mums on the game, your dads in the nick,
you cant spell United, your too fucking thick,
in your liverpool slums.
United, United, United
For all those sheep shagging cunts who sang through at elland during the one minute silence for Sir Matt..
#
Leeds are goin’ down and they’re goin’ f*ckin bust
Goin f*ckin bust,
Goin f*ckin bust.
Leeds are goin’ down and they’re goin’ f*ckin bust
Goin f*ckin bust,
Goin f*ckin bust.
They’re going bust, they’re going bust…
They’re going buh-a-hust, they’re going bust…
##
You cunts deserve where you are..
Never sang them live, but my hatred is enough on them cunts even when i m on death bed..
the leeds scums..
Berty Mee said to Matt Busby, have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
No said Matt you Cockney Twat, we are the STRETFORD ENDERS
Stretford enders we are we are zigga zigga zigga oi oi oi
Let’s all laugh at leeds scum
Baaaaaa, baaaaaa, baaaaaaa, baaaaaa!
Giggs13 Gerrard FUCK ALL
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He likes to start fights in bars,
His woman is a fat tart,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard…
They’ve got Jacky Rodwell in center mid…….oh, city are a massive club!
Tallest floodlights in the football league…….oh, city are a massive club!
United! United! United! United! United!
lol lovin the tunes people….
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
Id fly over maine road tomorrow,
and shit on the bastards below.
shit on, shit on, shit on the barstards below.
Giggsy12,
dont want too many on Stretford enders, the K stand folk will come flying
Right fuckers im off to smash my scouse neighbour im that pumped laters
We all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum
Once again….Whooooo The fuck are Man Utd who the fuck are Man Utd
As the REDS go marching ON ON ON
We must think to sell some players too !!!!!!!
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a city fan!
He can pass, tackle, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
Your not fit to wipe his arse!
Carrick Carrick Carrick YEAHHHHHHH
Giggs 12
Getting ready for tomorrow night. Wish I could go but only just out of hospital.
Give the scouse cunts loads.
LUHG
Mate…Please…What the fuck is wrong with you…?
Why cant you enjoy the moment than think about selling players FFS!
Giggs12
Go smash the fucker, I am as pumped up as you…………Epic stuff
38 years fuck all..
38 years fuck all…
mancdub
How is the old ticker coming along mate?
Red devil
Yes it’s good of course but some players won’t play so much games: berbatov macheda bebe…
But i’m just worried about that guys tha’t all.
Jingle bells,
jingle bells,
jingle all the way,
oh what fun is to see,
United win away
mancdub,
everything all right pal?
#
Cedars,
Thank god Tony Bee is not around, he would have given some silly suggestion to giggsy12 on how to rapeshit the scouser, just like the renty boy getting inked by you
Cedars
At the moment it’s going like the clappers.
I feel fine. Just hope I still feel fine at 10pm tomorrow.
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Thier heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
‘Cos Man United never die
Sandeep
It’s all good thank mate
And no freak show tonight
Bet Mancini goes all in to try to get Cavani now, told you it looked like ligaments.
mancdub
I would suggest you do not watch the game mate……..A brace each from Rooney and RvP will destroy you
A poem for you ROMERS
United Till I die…
Once upon a time, in this green land of mine,
There was a football club so true, it stood against the evil blue.
With a band followers, all warriors to the last,
feeding on the glory and history of the past.
The leader of the army, a Sir of the land,
a man from goven, with an iron fist for a hand.
Fought off all challengers, as they came and went,
We all stand by him, until our lives are spent.
They played their football at the threatre of dreams,
as the gods of our game played, to our adoring screams.
True legnds in Red, from Robson to Best,
they laid waste to the scum, the dippers and rest.
The future was bright for this band of brothers RED,
The blue sky was about to become extinct, dead.
With my shirt on my back, you will hear me CRY,
I am United, United till I die……
Cedars,
I suggest you do not watch the game pal, a brace from RVP and the whole of Lebanon will be on fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukPC0yUjU7E
I love the scent of United.
Sh*t on the Leeds scum,
Sh*t on the Leeds scum tonight.
Sh*t on the Leeds scum,
Sh*t on the Leeds scum tonight.
Lee Martins Winner
Epic stuff, loved it
Sandy Baby
The minute RvP scores his first goal for us the whole Mediterranean will know about it!
Well well well what do you know, Pogba starts for Juve!
Sany …not on fire…under a tsunami of Cedars bollock yoghurt
Cedars – Wee surprise for ya mate? Click on me Red letters.
typo meant Sandy
Sheep!
Sheep!
Sheep Shaggers!
Baa!
Baa!
Baa!
you trying top send him into an orgasmic seizure Willie…
We’ve got one stand bigger than your ground,
We’ve got one stand bigger than your ground,
We’ve got one stand bigger,
We’ve got one stand bigger,
We’ve got one stand bigger than your ground!
Alex the Butt will prove no ass, by winning over the flatulence opinion. No odours please, we’re United!
aha my speciality fart gags…….
eric keane
Great chant mate, but out of respect to our Munich dead please never use use a capital L when you refer to the scum……Its always leeds
He’s half a boy and half a girl,
Torres! Torres!
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres! Torres!
He wears a frock,
He loves the cock,
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher’s bit on the side
TonyBee – Ha!
cedars – sure mate, will keep that in mind !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXYGQ_opY_0&feature=plcp
My memory foam matress is that good, it’s just reminded me of a fart i did 20 minutes ago
As I relaxed by the hotel pool, the Lebanese waiter brought over my drink.
“Gassy arse,” I said.
“Err, no, Señor, you say it, gra-ci-as,” he replied.
“Err, no you don’t pal,” I said, lifting a butt cheek and letting out a loud fart.
Willie trying to seduce Cedars
Lol at TonyBee,
Lee Martin’s winners,
awesome pal…top quality..
Willie
You fuck, got me drooling!
SSN reporting Buttner signing for us, but (excuse the pun) no verification from either club. Just the player himself issuing a statement.
I was in a cafe earlier, and I could hear music. As I really needed to fart, I thought letting it slip out to the time of the beat would be the best way for no one else to hear.
I let one go as beat played, and had a cheeky look around. No one could tell. I allowed myself a little grin as I popped a second one out and a third, and finally a fourth.
I noticed there was a cute blonde girl a couple tables over and caught her eye. I smiled at her, and she mouthed something back at me.
‘What?’ I said taking out my headphones
“You smelly arsed fucker….’ she replied
Where were you on Tuesday night?
Where were you on Tuesday night?
Shall we fill a ground for you?
Shall we fill a ground for you?
(and even more piss-taking!)
Stamford Bridge, is never full,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full,
unless your playing, Man United,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full
Time to grab some dinner,
I will be right back, in true Zibster style..
Che Cedara,
hope you clicked on Willie’s name and then entered unlimited orgasm
TonyBee
You daft old fuck, we’re not Spanish
off topic….hee hee ….
does buying Buttner does that mean the Baines protocol is truly fucked….hooray hope so…..
Just spoke to my mate in Madrid about Kaka. He hasn’t heard anything and he checked all the papers today.
Ha HA CEDARS….IT’LL FUCKING DO ME……
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
They’re F***ing one another
The Stockport Family.
Cedars was shagging his girlfriend on the beach and she let out the loudest fart he had ever heard.
He didn’t mind so much, she blew the sand off his bollocks!
sorry Linda……..
Pissing my bollocks off at Mr Bee here! ha ha ha
think i might have said this one before…..
It’s disgusting what some people get up to when they think they’re alone in public toilets.
I was sitting on the toilet when a bloke walked in and let out this massive wet fart ……then hawked and spat in the urinal …….then I could hear him scratching his balls while he had a piss.
The dirty fucking bastard…….almost put me off my wank.
The Do’s and Don’ts of Following United
• Don’t call them ‘Man U’ in Manchester
• Do call them ‘United’ or ‘Reds”
• Don’t sing ‘Who Are Ya?’ or ‘Easy! Easy!’
• Do sing ‘Who The F’ckn Hell Are You?’ and ‘This Is So F’ckn Easy!’
• Don’t ever leave before the final whistle!
• Do remember the words “…and Solskjaer has won it!”
• Don’t wear a Jesters Hat if you’re old enough to know better
• Do wear your lucky scarf or retro United kit
• Don’t sing ‘We’ve won it 11 times’
• Do sing ‘He’s won it 11 times’
• Don’t bring a St George’s Cross or England shirt to the game
• Do wear United colours
• Don’t get on the backs of United players. Never ever boo the team!
• Do get behind the team, even the players you don’t like
• Don’t boo ex-United players (except Paul Ince & Robbie Savage)
• Don’t boo Damian Duff, a United fan who held out before signing for Chelsea until Fergie confirmed we couldn’t match his £17 million fee. He later turned down Liverpool to sign for Newcastle because ‘his heart told him so’. Same rules apply to Morten Gamst Pederson, also a United fan and a paid up member of the Scandinavian supporters club before signing for Blackburn.
• Don’t buy a fanzine thinking it’s the offical match day programme
• Do buy the fanzines – United We Stand, Red Issue and Red News
Can hardly type any more, shitting my self with laughter
so you old cunt …that is what i am now…a fucking long distance enema…..
AND SOLSJKAER HAS WON IT!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0rzRvjCM6Q
Fuck. What a team. What a club. What a gaffer
UNITED
@Kassum, where are you from?
Cedars, add another one..
So maybe STR finally took action against the lying parasite after all. No doubt he’ll be back.
Anyway.
Another signing, lets hope he’s quality. Utd make class players out of unknowns.
Getting into the spirit for tomorrow.
You scouse bastards.
You scouse bastards.
In your Liverpool slums.
Your mams on the game and your dads in the nick.
You can’t get a job cos you’re too fucking thick.
In your Liverpool slums.
Eric Keane,
thanks for the link, much appreciated..
Vincent Kompany has labeled the council house…….wait for it……the theater of miracles.
Obsessed!
Done a fucking massive fart in the living room last night.
MrsBee said, “That must be the biggest let off ever.”
“Well certainly ….. ever since the John Terry verdict.” I replied.
BREAKING NEWS
Giggs12 has just been released after being arrested for assault on his scouse neighbour. Official statement read ‘We could not find anything wrong with what Mr Giggs 12 did’
Utsava,
Thanks for the link,
NAAAAME ON THE TROPHY..
no one can forget that commentator’s intuition..
Ha ha…damn funny Mr Bee
Cedars good for us that Giggsy12 is out:)
Mr Bee
You old fucking daft cunt, just got Linda to read your jokes, she is pissing her self…..Oh and so am I my the way
TonyBee once won a farting contest against Bernard Manning. Fact! It was tough going for while, but he blew him away in the 12th round.
This is the first time since 34 years
that Real Madrid starts the season
without any new signings
The 2012 world end may be true after all
Disclaimer
TonyBee is the only poster on here who has complete freedom to abuse the fuck out of me
Bernard Manning……met him once…..a mate I worked with went to school with him and had kept in touch….when Manning came down here to do a show my mate got sent half dozen tickets to a front row table…. Manning ripped the fuck outta my mate all night calling him all the cunts under the sun….at the end of the show 3 bottles Moet arrived on the table with an invite backstage… we all went back and had an even better night …good bloke …..real MANC…shame he was a blue…..
who gives a fuck about any disclaimer….
…..will do it anyway…..
@Sandeep
Anytime mate! And also
FULL STEAM AHEAD BARCELONA!
One of the greatest Induvidual performances I have seen along with Ronaldo against us.
ONLY ONE KEANO!
Everyone takes the piss out of old Cedric, right? He loves it though!
Mr Bee
You actually went to school? I find that hard to believe, always came across as daft as fuck to me…
Here is a test, what’s 3 plus 1?
Cedars so deep in the closet, he is made of cedar.
Something smells off to me about this deal….
Buttner, “Sir Alex offered me a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread if I chose United”
Buttner, “Sir Alex told me about TonyBee, CedarsRifle, Zibbie star dust and 50 shades of RedNut”
Who let the Butt story leak out.
SAF knows of us. We believe.
He looks very energetic. Top quality in a fullback, other than that, you cant tell much from the vid.
What a bunch of funny fuckers, love you all, well almost all of you…………Night all
Singing off, RvP err sorry I mean Cedars
UNITED UNITED UNITED
sleep well
Cedars – No way you’ll sleep!
Night mate.
I would rather take Sahin on Loan.than Kaka…why Arsenal is takeing him and we not? if this guy means that we will buy some more players like Saf said…then…shit…
What on earth are you rambling on about?
since when is fergie signing tattooed players?
hahahaha lol!
OK then…
I want little rubber ducks and red pick up trucks. I like ketchup on my eggs.
Since his grandson had a sleeve put on?
Willie – i’ve just noticed him confirming the deal. He’s at the age to learn and then take evra’s place.
I love buttner
A ripping thunder and lightning storm with side ways rain going on. Thunder that shakes the house, lightning all over the place.
Manchester much rain, I never see or here of lightning?
Like the cloth he is cut from, come and do a job for us.
Alright boys Brigadier is back after a short Olympic Summer Break, but boy his he excited about tomorrow nights match. The prospect over the ever so violent fist pumps when the red army satisfy my thirst for excellence are at critical levels.
Firstly I am looking forward to the way our team has changed significantly since season end. With additions of Kagawa, Robin Van Persie, Chris Powell, Angelo Henriquez and possibly Alexander Buttner
A clear message had been sent via Brigadier’s Military Precision Unit, Via The Sicilian Crew, To our Majestic Man at the Helm. Lord Ferguson, and it so it was written, he delivered guaranteed promise of many goals.
What Goals, What Trimbles, What Maiden Loth, as we venture towards greatness once more.
Forza Red Army.
Forever and a Day.
his neck scars prove he lost his head,tevez,tevez
he’ll never shag a sexy bird tevez,tevez
you argy twat,you ugly c*nt,they sown your head on back to front
carlos tevez,herman munsters son!
Bread and Buttner , they go together well.
———–DDG———–
Tony V–Kid—Vida—Evra
Nani–Carrick–Scholes–Young
————-Rooney——–
———–RVP————–
For Monday. Giggs and Kagawa as subs.
Brigadier19, where’s the beach to storm!!!!
Fuck yes SAF on a spending spree of sorts.
I read he’s 23 and being pegged for future international so can’t be that bad
Sky has Kaka 1/5 for an MUFC move.
Hey guys good news about us signing a back up LB. I have a question for you guys, I have tickets to our home game against Fulham on Saturday and I am coming to Manchester on the train and I was wondering what the best way to get to Old Traffird from Piccadilly Station?
Hey Wayne, Kaka stll going strong?
Kaka to United absolutely no chance plus we don’t even need him
Zibbie some spanish reporter saying it’s just twitter bollocks mate
How fun James!
It all makes sense now.
RVP was a home away from home signing to get this guy to sign, like Kleberson and Ronaldinho.
Giggs12 my thinking as well, Buttner never know RVP came, SAF on the make hehe.
been a while since we head a butt in our team ….
cant wait for tomorrow!
Zibbie indeed,
From the Banks of The River Irwell,
To the Shores of Sicily,
We will fight fight fight for United,
Till We Win the Football League
Alex has become the Butt of jokes.
Zibbie
Indeed mate just looking forward to tomorrow man.
Sky bet are spoofers.They were tipping QPR as the banker of the weekend on Sky Sports News the other day.
i think he will be a revelation less known names that will surprise every one. I mean the likes of Vidic and Hernandez we never hear about theme before,and he coast us less then 4 m£
baines is a great lb but 18 m£ for a cover is too much,hope we get a player from belgium,witsel or dembele
Thing is once a club signs a world class player all of a sudden other players get interested in moving
Reports are that RVP is getting 250k a week anyone confrim that seems like a lot
Anyone else watch the Fanzone what a pile of shit some donkey phoned in,the host said so you want to talk about RVP,fucking idiot said no want to talk about Van Persie,the show is awful
Now MUFC have a spoke person for all your Butt needs, hemeroid cream, cottage cheese ass reduction. Official MUFC Butt cream of south east Asia. His transfer pays for itself.
Wayne maybe if all bonus’s hit, he has a 10 mill loyalty bonus if he stays all 4 years. Modern baller, can play till 34, 35 now. RVP’S game is not a speed game. Helps a striker like him. Then a bonus for every PL, CL, FA, CC wins. The going rate of his type now is 200k+ a week. Wild cash, but a fair price in today’s market.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2190631/Sergio-Aguero-hopeful-speedy-return-scan.html
lucky cunt
As Costas said Kaka a holding MF player now he lost a step. A second career
Zibbie yeah mate thought Rooney was making around 200k just couldn’t seeing Utd paying him more than Rooney,Gunners was only offering around 130k per and Utd were the only club to match Gunners asking price so just thought the wages seemed high
He’s 23. And apparently can also play at RB if necessary.
Rooney probably has similar bonus’s as well making knowing the exact amount a mystery.
Zibbie yes mate no one has ever found out what Rooney makes,no one thing if Gunners don’t start changing the wage policy going to be in big trouble.Utd are stepping up to the plate,Gunners letting RVP and Song leave is a bad sign
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2190728/Manchester-United-offered-Kaka-loan.html
Flippin ‘eck!
New thread – ‘Who is Kaka?’
Wayne MUFC has had their own salary cap as well ,for some time now, new deals 100 mill+ revenue so 2 , 200K types, and 2 150K types and so on. Not all 60-70K types.
xol lol,interesting news wonder if Utd will take the chance,the way Kaka’s odds tumbled with the bookies a deal might be close fuck me though how many attacking midfielders do Utd need
Wayne I say go for it as a few years back he would have cost £60m.
I’m just wondering what the odds are on the lay bet – 1-5 as well?
We terrorize the World with this team.
Forza Man United.
interesting signing, delighted we signed a defender, annoyed ferdinand is out yet again. I wonder if he is put straight into the team. is frustrating we have players like ferdinand smallen and jones out allot of games, doubt evans will be fit, it may depend on how many goals we can score with the attack we have now
xol don’t know mate can only find it one way
fitb Rafa has been given time off i think so tomorrows back 4 probably TonyV,Vidic,Carrick,Evra
Well kaka at 1-5 and Moses to Chelsea 1-8 and the commentators for the DW game mentioned that transfer every time he touched the ball.
I don’t know how the virus train but if it’s a case of Kaka working hard in training only to then sit on the bench, he’d maybe get more reward here, although I heard he got 24 games last season(?) I’m one of those who feel Modric was great a few years back but for me he’s faded. Same might be said about kaka but the fact it’s a loan deal…it makes sense.
The Mail reckons Owen’s going to Everton, bar a medical in the morning.
I think Kakas loan will mean that Sahin stays in Madrid. Masterstroke by SAF. Seems as if the money has finally dried up for those conquistador chargers [/credit carders].
Before the first ball has been kicked, Rio has a problem. Not unexpected really. I cant see him playing in more than 15 or so PL games.
If Fergie thought Rio could go the season without any injury problems, then he really has lost it.
Never mind signing Kaka as the rumours suggest, Fergie needs to look at Martinez from A Bilbao. I know Bayern look like signing him, but nothing has been finalised yet. Stories suggest that if Bayern pay the buy-out fee of £32 million, they won’t be able to pay Martinez more that 2 million Euros a year – 32K a week. By signing for UTD he’d be on at least 70K a week – perhaps that’s why he’s waiting. He can play at CB or MF, so injuries to Rio would be well and truly covered.
If Fergie was prepared to pay £30 million for an unproven 19yo Brazilian, then it makes sense to pay £32 million for an experienced player.
The alternative to Martinez is to sign Shawcross from Stoke. I’m sure the lad would jump at the chance to return to OT.
Whatever happens, Fergie needs more cover at CB. The long term fitness of Rio cannot be guaranteed. It would be a shame if that was to cost UTD the title.
If Owen can stay fit still a good footballer,read today Berba to Sunderland,wtf is going on with the rentboys only have 1 out and out striker
brisbanefan @ 00:31: “Fergie needs to look at Martinez from A Bilbao. I know Bayern look like signing him, but nothing has been finalised yet. Stories suggest that if Bayern pay the buy-out fee of £32 million, they won’t be able to pay Martinez more that 2 million Euros a year – 32K a week. By signing for UTD he’d be on at least 70K a week – perhaps that’s why he’s waiting. He can play at CB or MF, so injuries to Rio would be well and truly covered.”
Gee, d’ya think that this would be news to SAF ?
By the way, Bayern are the best-run footie club in all of Europe – from a business perspective – so if Hoeness and his pals reckon that Martinez is the guy they want then the money is there for the transfer fee AND serious wages.
The Mail also mention Berba to Sunderland.
And they mention another ex-United striker, tevez. West Ham owner Sullivan said:
“We have an eight-figure sum still outstanding over the Tevez affair, even though we have been paying it down over the past two years. That amount has to be paid off over the next 12 months, which does take its toll on our transfer activity.”
West Ham were initially fined £5.5m by the Premier League, then agreed a £26.5m out-of-court settlement with the Blades in March 2009.
If Everton are interested in Owen don’t understand why they don’t go for Berba at 5mill he’s a steal,i think it’s pretty funny everyone and his dog saying Utd need a CM/DM Sir Alex seems to be signing everything but
brisbanefan – the boss has not lost he plot, I am shocked he has not signed at-least one more CB, but the boss feels cleverly and kagwa can be the springboard for the engine room. I still think overall we have one hell of a squad, there are questions over the spine of the squad, but if we can limit to atleast 6 injury’s, I feel we will win the league at-least, which if the squad gels I feel we will win it
Hazard played great today…i hope we wont regret that we didnt broke the bank and bought him…
i would take Kaka or Sahin on loan…and see on the end who is better KAGAWA OR SAHIN…loan is not a risk…
Playing with fire here. The defense is in a mess and we haven’t kicked off the season yet
Really surprised we git ourselves in this situation. Do we have a RB available for selection?
Good to finally have some cover for LB, but seriously blokes, no more butt jokes – just put a cork in it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVzsSNDWRig&feature=related
Some RVP goals
mara – he did not want to join us, is it that difficult for you to understand that, we wanted him, but he choose them, simple has that
slim – well the squad in general is going to need a 2 year building job, stage 1 summer 2012 we strengthened the midfield and attack, to be fair we invest heavily in guys like jones and smallen, who had no track record of injury’s. We also have Evans, who was fantastic last season. But we do not have enough cover anyway, for me we are still short at fullback and CB, lets hope this guy goes along way from rebuilding that area of our squad. But we will need another CB for next summer, so really come next summer I expect the boss to make one more big name signing at the back, in preparation for ferdinand’s departure in the near future
I think its not just ordinary butt, its bütt.
I read some accent in this büttner name.
He’s needed. There’s no defence against our injuries!!
There has been a lot of talk about Martinez and because of our opening in such a spot, we have been linked with him in the past too. Now I’m sure Sir Alex isn’t sitting with his head under the sand, simnce he signed Buttner which i’m very sure none of us here knew about so I’m sure he’s seen or scouted Martinez too. It’s clearly not happening, not Sahin, not Martinez so people need to stop bitching about that for fucks sake. How about instead you let the man do the job he’s been doing so well for over 25 years?
On the other hand, gutted about Rio. I was looking forward to seeing Rio and Vida in action again with Carrick infront of the back 4. Would give us more freedom in our attacking options. Maybe even see Kagawa Vpersie and Rooney all play together but that looks a little unlikely now. Really need revenge against the Toffees after last season.
Big day today – let’s hope Robin gets off to a flying start!
£3.5m isn’t it a bit less than we paid for Bebe for example.
81% of voters of Voetbal International chose him into the best 11 of Dutch First Division on his position. Only Vertongen had 89%.
So we are buying the best LB in the Netherlands.
but anyway. hope he does his job. the least he has to do is to provide Evra with kick in his butt.
I can’t sleep, mostly because I’m so excited for tomorrow. It’s an unhealthy love that I have for this club. Any and all of you lucky bastards that gets to be there, cherish it.
Morning all
Finally match day, bloody hell what a long wait it has been. I will not dare predict a line up, never have actually……….Not bothered, will just sing my heart out for which ever 11 the boss selects…..
mansuy united
The match is today mate not tomorrow
I’m in the US… the sun ain’t risen yet. My girlfriend is half-asleep groaning about the screen being too bright as I watch RVP highlight videos…
I’m in the US… the sun ain’t risen yet. My girlfriend is half-asleep groaning about the screen being too bright as I watch RVP highlight videos…
Ah ok, so its still Sunday in the US fair enough. Must be Wednesday in Australia by now! ha ha ha
@mansuy united – sounds great
thanks for lifting me up during the boring Monday morning. Sweet dreams 
hahaha Cedars and Corea, you’re welcome to climb in the king-size. Plenty of RVP to go around…
mansuy united – you are a very confident man i see
)
@FITB
That’s the thing. How well will the spine of the team will hold on. Because with this addition to the squad, I can’t complain about the flanks anymore.
It’s imperative that we find two regular pairs in defence and midfield. The boss like to rotate, but changing the defence around every single game proved costly at the first half of last season.
United United United
I am buzzing
12h 20 minutes…
Fuck Kaka
http://www.cleansheetsallround.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Kaka-Manchester-United.jpg
Morning All
Just tried to catch up on all the threads but was not able especially when it came to the RvP ones.Im so elated like most on here.The only downer is the few fans who are still not pleased with our transfer activity.Get real guys there is no need to wallow in self pity after we have signed the Dutch goal scoring machine.By the mere fact that he didn’t sign for City makes it a worthy signing.
Cedars
Your neighbours are well and truly fucked begining today.Can only imagine the noise coz mine will not be spared the excitement when Kagawa or any other lad in Red leaves Tim Howard with a straight long face in his army kit.
Gud day reds.
Sorry folks,seems like i forgot to use my space button on the above post.
De Gea has to be on his toes today.Gibson may want to prove a point and his thunderous strikes can beat any top drawer keeper if struck well and on target.Having said that im sure that we will see the importance of being Vidic.No way will he allow a lapse in concentration like we did last summer at Goodison .
Hoping for a backlash.
Some people really are getting carried away into coo coo land. Best left back in holland doesn’t say much really, the leave of that league has dropped but it still manages to produce technical players. He’ll need time to adapt and his defensive side will have to improve. Completely unnecessary comparison that has no proof.
*The level of that league
Red Tash
Hello mate……During the early days when I got back home to my country, I would have folk knocking on my door when ever United were playing to check if I was all right ………Now they know, when mad noise is coming out from my flat than United are playing
I think it will be a hard game today.. We’llwin 2-1. Just hope we dont start the season slowly and defend well. No lapses.
My team
Ddg
Tony v wooton vidic evra
Nani cleverly carrick young
Kagawa
Rooney
RVP to come on for the last 30 and score the winner..
@samuel – united WE stand – Once upon a time one person woke up and though that during the internet conversations there is sometimes the need to show your emotions. And oups, smiles were invented and people started to use it in their internet activities.
Everything will be fine.
rafael is Surely nailed on to start at right back, valencia is a winger and always will be. FERGIE plays him at right back if he has no choice. It doesn’t help the brazilian development when he’s clearly a right back but you’re sticking a winger there. Never going to understand that.
The wait has been long but we are back and it feels bloody good. It’s time to set things straight, prove that what happened last season was a rarity and reclaim our title from those bitter blue twats. It starts from today. Unleash Kagawa and RVP against the Toffees and make them beg for mercy.
Corea – you have left me puzzled yet again, eh?
tonight’s game will be extremely challenging. It’s important that united dominate and control the midfield, very important. Vida has to patrol that back line and return to form quicker than he’d want. It will be another all action game. Stay focused for the entire 90mins.
@ Eric keane
I dont think RvP will sit on the bench today, he’ll be in the starting 11. The signing completed on Thursday, and I believe he had enough time to understand his new teammates.
For me, the lineup should be:
DDG – Valencia, Carrick, Vidic, Evra – Cleverly, Anderson, kagawa, nani – Rooney, RvP
@samuel – united WE stand – have you seen Rafael in our new kit yet ?
That’s why we all say it will be TonyV tonight.
Who’s he??? Could we cancel Fabio’s loan and get him back…
Last season’s slip was just a blip which is not bound to be repeated at least if the interview i saw of Sir Alex holds any water.He had that look in the eye that tells you all you need to know about his plan to reclaim back the trophy.I know it will be even harder this season considering most teams have bought good players this summer.Kagawa will be the signing of the summer.Its good that we signed RvP because thats where the opposition is gonna be concentrating.The flip side is that it gives Kagawa time to settle in quickly without the limelight and get on with his job quietly.
My money would be on him to have the most assists this season and chip in with a few goals provided he is played to his strengths and not out of position.
Samuel – heard that rafa will be given a weeks break. Hence think tonyv will start at RB not a good idea vs everton imo. But we dont have many options at the back with the injuries
I think we’ll start with a 4-4-2 with rooney and welbeck . I wont be surprised to see both kagawa and van persie playing at the same time during this match. More like a 4-2-3-1 with van persie leading,rooney behind him, Nani and valencia flanking him and kagawa with a central midfielder front of the defenders. I think kagawa will excel in this position where he has 4 attacking players front of him.
Eric keane – i would have thought rafael’s participation in the olympics would count as a pre- season? never thought he’d be left out on that basis but if that’s the case then valencia should slot in at right back.
Why do i keep hearing murmurs about kagawa not being able to play in the same team as Rooney and VanPersie, do people actually doubt that?
After reviewing his form, Surely, cleverley is bound to start tonight? anderson will stake a claim too.
FITB – i understand that he choose Chelski….because of money…i hate that you have to overpaid someone that he comes to your club..paying silly money for young players….i hope it will come rules about that..
We have to buy someone like Javi Martinez….then we are sure with our defence…
The ship that is ‘Javi Martinez’ has long sailed mara.It would take more than De Gea to convince him to join us and ditch Bayern who have already earmarked him and are set to prise him away from Bilbao.
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/08/20/3317927/-
Where’s Mikekelly12?His posts are conspicously missing in all the past threads i’ve flicked through.Hope he is getting his vocals ready for tonight.We need the best away support intact and scare the toffees into submission.
Excited match day is here but i can’t help feeling pissed off with the mess we are in at the back.
I saw a line up with wotton in it. Yeah right .Throw a kid I the deep end. FFS sake goodison ain’t no easy place to go to. We probably can’t slot Carrick in there because there’s no cover for him in midfield. FFS!!!!
Mimi rant over.
Come on United
@slim – yeah, throw the kid and he would a good job for us! More like Michael Keane though.
Yeah, a huge risk! Points dropped in the first day. We won’t get over it.
On a more serious note had a chat with Utd4life yesterday and we came to the conclusion that when Fergie believes in a youth player he throws him into the action. Like Evans against Chelsea. Not the best comparison though as Evans was around the first team already.
We’ll see what Fergie thinks of our new crop.
But i think the answer is simple. Sir Alex said himself that he considers Carrick as an option at the back in case.
The back 4 is a worry for today’s game. I would much rather have Carrick as CB than a youngster because Carrick is experienced and he has not done too badly as a CB. The midfield will be the key. If our midfield can maintain posession and protect the back 4 then we should be fine. I won’t bother predicting the lineup because there are numerous permutations and combinations. One thing I am sure about is a UTD victory.
We don’t have batman but we robbed Robin
I fear this is going to be a game where we simply have to outscore them (like that other game). Playing some youngster at a rocking Goodison might not be the best way to go here. Sadly it has to be Carrick at CB.
Corea. Hi mate. If the Gaffer does decide to throw in either Wotton/Keane in today’s game then the onus falls on Vidic to guide them which is a big ask considering Vida himself is playing his first competitive game after almost 6 months.
I would hope if Evans has been training then he would be a better bet to start ahead of Wooton or Keane.
Like Slim said Goodison is not a good place to blood a youngster especially when there is slight doubts on how Vidic will go after the op. Maybe a slightly unfit 2 experienced CBs might be the go.
One player I am looking forward to watching is Anderson. He looked sharp in the pre season and hopefully he continues in the same vein throughout the entire season. He needs to come good this season else he will be on the next plane back to Brazil. And here’s hoping that Evra does not go AWOL again.
Stamford Bridge was a good place to play Evans ? Look how he developed afterwards.
@Utd4life – Surely i thought about Vida and his lack of competitive games. That is also a thing to consider. At the end of the day i still think/want Michael Keane should play. But it all depends on what kind of character he has, leadership qualities etc.
We’ll see. 80%/20% Carrick would get the nod.
Red Tash – thank goodness for explaining the tedious javi martinez thing. Bang on about a player that will never join the club.
Carrick can slot in at centre back but with jelavic and his movements, michael isn’t the most mobile to keep up with him. Fellaini and the entire everton team will be a threat from setpieces as wel. Carrick will have to pull out a titan performance or we will have to hope the forwards bail united out. The important thing is to control the tempo of the game, we have to stamp our authority on the match. Their fans will up for it and Rooney will get his customary seasonal abuse, let’s just concentrate for the duration of the game.
i would be really disappointed if we leave out kagawa today..i hope he plays along with RVP..just playing RVP and rooney will not be enough on the creative side as they need atleast some support from midfield..hope its not a 442..fingers crossed
@iced earth..i just read it and posted my comment..didnt see you post it..but i guess we share the same thought..RVP operates best when he is the lone striker
Understand the clamour for kagawa to start and he’s more likely to than not but with Rooney and VanPersie, creativity is something those two have. It will be interesting to see what team FERGIE rolls out for the match, very interesting.
Alexander Buttner packs one hell of a shot. Not bad for a defender, eh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRGb9JS_-OU
Corea. Evans was class in the game against Chelsea. I think it was Vida who was his partner that day and I think his (Evans) classy performance could be partially attributed to Vida’s guidance and leadership. No matter who we deploy as the partner to Vidic, Everton will take advantage of it. Our midfield has to remain compact, break up plays, utilize posession efficiently and create chances for our forwards.
Utd4life – anderson fortune needs to hopefully change. can’t remember the last time he went through majority of the season free from injury. His start to last season shows what he’s capable of but i hope to see a more focused and responsible approach from the brazilian this season. Not only orchestrating the midfield, i want to see his defensive side improve. He needs to be more tactically aware but yes, he’s looked sharp during the pre season, hopefully he builds on that during the season.
@samuel well i agree with you..but i am sure rooney nor RVP can slither out of close tight spots to see that final ball..i am sure everton will try to boss the midfield by playing a 451..to counter that we need someone who can operate in tight spaces and let RVP and/or rooney play their natural game..Hence Kagawa comes into the picture..anyways in Sir Alex we trust
we’ve got to get Evans to start this game somehow someway. Carrick will get abused by Jelavic and Naismith, two strikers who know where the goal is. Carrick MUST play in defensive midfield. He breaks up play and sets up the attack, that’s what he does. We shouldn’t try to play him out of position. We’ve got to win this game. Kagawa, Rooney AND RVP can be the team at the same time. Kagawa is an attacking midfielder. He loves to play “in the hole” In a 4-3-1-2 formation, Kagawa gets the chance to still play in his best position while feeding the ball to Rooney AND RVP at the same time. I do not understand why people think this arrival of RVP somehow means Kagawa might not make the starting line-up. He’s already our best midfielder bar Scholes why the hell won’t he start?
Its not going to be an easy game. Everton tend to start badly ( I remember the 6-2 or 6-1 mauling they received at the hands of Arsenal about 2 years back) but they tend to do well against UTD at Goodison Park. I think both Kagawa and RVP will start from the bench. The Gaffer might introduce them in order to change the pace of the game or if we are lagging behind. The Gaffer will definitely not be short of attacking options on the bench which is one of the positives going into the game.
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Samuel. Hopefully he turns over a new leaf this season. If he stays fit and plays to his potential consistently then the midfield looks a lot more healthier. I think the Gaffer might re-introduce the Cleverley-Ando combo just to see if they can resume from where they left off last season. If they can regain that form then it bodes well for UTD.
if evans can somehow make it then it’s a plus. Never like the look of a midfielder in defence, i hope FERGIE has some sort of mind games going and we’ll have defenders fit, i hope so.
Can see the new players being handed their debuts, both won’t be on the bench. At least one will start.
Dannysoya – i think it’s the idea of Rooney partnering VanPersie and in turn, reducing the chances of kagawa playing in his favourite number 10 role but i fail to see why they all can’t play in the same team, they’re all technically flexible…… . ….n
What is this god awful Kaka talk????
I was told last Wednesday that another two players were coming in so who I wonder is the other one.
http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/in-another-transfer-move-manchester-united-could-secure-hector-he
“He hasn’t played much,” Ferguson told reporters.”We are going to assess him … and chat with him, see how he feels himself.”Adrenalin will help, if I choose to start him, but I think it’s important he had a training session on Friday morning.”Hopefully the weekend will give me a good idea on whether he should start or I should put him on the bench.”Ferguson also hailed the club’s forward options following Van Persie’s arrival, with the likes of Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck and Javier Hernandez also competing for a striking berth.”We’ve got a great combination of strikers now,” he said.”It will be difficult for me but it’s better to have another great player rather than worrying if you’ve got the right player.”
@ Red Tash
I know..Bayern…but who wants to play in Byern over United…it cant be that much different in wages….
That club is cold, more than Grenland…German league over Premier league???? is someone shitting me??
Kaka said once he like the way we play…so i think it is not impossible that he comes on loan…Kagawa would learn with him alot…and we dont have to buy him in the end…
Fellaini and Gibson are doubts for tonights game. However I still have fears about Jelavic,Naismith and Pienaar.
I have a bad feeling about tonight, I hope it’s just a cold and not a flu
Alexander Buttner has been interviewed ahead of a flight in to Manchester. The Vitesse Arnhem defender is quoted as saying on skysports.com:”If a week ago, you told me that together with Robin van Persie I would be playing at Manchester United, I would have driven you straight to the mad house. One month ago, Manchester United sent an email expressing their interest, but in the last four days it became concrete. I have not spoken yet with Sir Alex Ferguson, but if all goes well that will happen.”
I don’t know about you guys, but I really am looking forward to watch Kagawa play for us ahead of RvP. Hope he starts the game!
I have a good feeling about Buttner ….a season or two and he can be top notch like Evra proved to be.
I’m delighted we’ll see less of Paddy now, I don’t expect any improvement from the fella anymore, he’s had 2 season’s to knuckle down and has been found wondering on countless occasions. I don’t know how to feel about Patrice Evra tbh, I love his commitment, character, attacking ability and smile but I hate his complacency,cockyness-on the pitch and defensive ability, he used to be amazing 11/10 and better than Ashley Cole, but now he’s below the likes of Cole,Clichy,Kolorov and on par with Baines + Marceki who are one dimensional.
I hope Buttner proves to be a bargain.
Iced Earth –
Were hav u been my frend, itz been a long tym? We missed ur imput durin da Rvp signing, wots ur view on it m8? nywayz u missed out on all da fun in da last week, funny shit mayn, welcome bak Icy Earth. u woz missed.
clint
thank you so much,it pleasure to read your post
I know it might sound blasphemy to many of you..but i would really like to see another midfielder of xabi alonso mould..someone who can break up play and provide the assist to the assist…carrick is not fit enough for europe..sorry if it hurts anyone
someone who can break some legs like roy keane..and pass like scholes
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4495464/Danny-Welbeck-to-sign-new-Manchester-United-contract.html
Carrick is our most vital cog in the midfield. SAF said it himself. So there, case closed, topic isn’t up for debate.
I really hope he plays midfield. Like someone above stated (sorry I read thru a couple of posts and can’t remember who it was, apologies) he is a MUST feature in our midfield. But since this Rio injury is apparently true then we’re obviously gonna start him at CB like the gaffer suggested in preseason. If that is true then I think we should go for
——–Ddg———
Rafa Carrick Vida paddy
AV7 Ando Clevs Nani
——-Kagawa—–
—–Rooney—-
Bring on Vpersie as a sub later on along with Ashley if necessary
Mybloodismetal
Blasphemy? Don’t be ridiculous. I’ll take him any day of the week. Quality player alonso. Fucking scouse twats still suffering from his sale
Mybloodismetal
Good luck finding a player like that. And when u do be sure to let us know son
mybloodismetal
agree with you about the need of another world class cm like alonso but to play alongside carrick
sorry but i think you are wrong about carrick,for me he is the best in his position far away better than busquets mascherano or khadira,
i would love to see witsel at united,what do you think of him? clint
@Papii at 10:48
parryheid – We’ve been linked with a Mexican midfielder.
50 Shades of WillieRedNut
Thanks for info.Any name?
http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/in-another-transfer-move-manchester-united-could-secure-hector-he
Hector Herrera.
Cheers,watched him handy player if we sign him I will be more than happy as at least to me we will be a complete team again with all problem areas addressed.Now my cloud has got a Silver lining again
This transfer reminds me of the way Vidic was snapped! Hope he turns as successful as Vida.
He also reminds me of that argentine twat, Gaby Heinze… he too came from nowhere and he too seemed to be committed!
This signing is odd, when we have Fabio. Wouldn’t it have been better for Fabio to fight for a place against Evra. This signing seems like he was signed at the whim as we couldn’t get Baines. If I were Fabio I would be wondering what is going on. No offence to Buttner but I prefer our youngsters to be given a chance rather than signing an unknown who has not been tested in my honest opinion.
Jay, ay thats right. But for this season we absolutely do need cover for Evra [ and Rafael] so a decent left back is a requisite. It couldnt be Fabio because hes been doing that job for years now and hasnt had a look in.
I doubt that Buttner will play much this season, whereas Fabio will, so that next year he comes back with premier league exp, and maybe Buttner goes out on loan, or is sold. That is all unless hes very good in training or Evra gets injured. In either case, wed be thankful to have bought him.
Savvy?
Me and buttner are best buddies. Butt buddies.
he is best 4 the future, butbaines is more compitent with evra.