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Who’s Haaland Trying To Kid?

This is what Roy Keane did to Alfe-Inge Haaland. It’s important to remember that when Keane did in his cruciate, and was in agonising pain on the deck, Haaland stood over him, shouting at him that he was cheating, telling him to get up. Keane missed a year of his career because of that injury, so clearly at the time, was in a lot of pain.

However, Haaland has given a sob story to the rags today about “that challenge”, ahead of the Sunderland vs City game, but the fact that he won’t come out and say that it was Keane who ended his career tells its own story.

“The knee still hurts, that isn’t going to go away,” he says. “I have to accept that. Did that tackle end my career? Well, I never played a full game again, did I? It seems like a great coincidence, don’t you think?”

Rather than answer the question straight, by saying that Keane’s tackle ended his career, he leaves it up to everyone to make their own mind up on it. Why? Because after his retirement he announced on his website that it was an injury to his other knee that finished his career, not the knee that Keane hit, displacing blame from our former captain. It would be rather awkward to categorically go against that now, years later.

You see, Haaland had surgery on his left knee and it was unsuccessful. The following treatment couldn’t fix it. However, it was Haaland’s right that felt the force of Keano’s studs. It was the injury to his other knee that ended his career, despite his best efforts to correct the problem with surgery.

He is right in saying that he never played a full game after that derby day, but what he fails to mention is that just 4 days after he suffered a supposed career ending tackle, he started for Norway in a 2-1 victory over Bulgaria. This is shown on Soccerbase. He also doesn’t mention that three days after that (so the Premiership weekend following the derby) he started against West Ham. This is shown on the BBC and Soccerbase.

Even ignoring the fact it was his other knee that finished him off, it’s hard to believe that a player on the receiving end of a ‘career ending tackle’ would be playing twice in the next 7 days, which is exactly what Haaland did.

Still, Haaland continues: “I had run-ins with people every week, but at the end of the game you shake hands and the problems stay on the field. That is what should have happened between me and him. I just hope now that he is different. He is now in charge of players and as a manager and coach has different responsibilities. Football is a sport and it should remain a sport. There is a line that should not be crossed and I presume that he – and his players – know this now.”

So, when Keane was lying in agony and Haaland was shouting in his face, he was willing to shake hands and play nice at the final whistle? When a player is on the deck, holding their face and writhing in pain, the opposition should verbally abuse them? Is that not crossing a line?

However, the myth that Keane Haaland’s career is perpetually repeated in all the papers, and probably always will. Did you know Denis Law relegated United? Did you know Giggs could have played for England but chose to play for Wales? You say anything often enough and it becomes truth, and that is obviously what Haaland is hoping for.


About Scott

Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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11 Comments

  1. lee christer says:

    hey scott quality article keep up the good work fuckin haaland wat a tosser in my eyes ne way…

  2. Robinson Macgregor says:

    Well Alfe,you reap what you sew

  3. a says:

    As a Norwegian I’m ashamed of haaland. He constantly tries to blame Keane for him ending his career, but everybody knows that isn’t true. The best thing though is that he is not respected as a footballer over here. No-one understands how he lasted so long at Forest, Leeds and then Citeh… Just another fuckface, if you ask me.

  4. NorwegianDevil says:

    Not only that the bitter old sod is trying to blame Keano for his injury, but he is constantly featured in Norwegian papers with his all consuming United hatred. There is not a negative article about United in Norwegian papers where Håland isn’t quoted . He makes me sick!

  5. TonyBee says:

    Alfie what a tool…. Roy just tickled you a bit in that tackle ,you jessy, and as for you trying to say that,s what finished your career, you must be living in cloud cuckoo land. you got back, in spades and then some, some grood old fashined payback from a no nonsense honest to goodness hard man who thought he had been insulted. if it had have been me i would have fucking chinned you on the floor after the tackel as well just to make sure you jhad made me upset….

  6. Stephen Colbert says:

    I’m from Norway and I can say that Håland is an absolute cunt. He loves to milk this story in the media at every opportunity and whine about what a big meanie Keane is. It’s pathetic how he won’t just admit that it wasn’t Keane’s tackle that ended his career.

  7. Markus Revolver says:

    Walk it off you son of a bitch.

  8. jim says:

    that photo attached to this should be a reminder to him to keep his mouth shut next time

  9. Jeoff says:

    Exemplary stuff gents.

  10. goodfellas says:

    Quality article mate. Clears a lot of things.

  11. Norton says:

    Hm, good job freddifanackerpan of erstwhile notoriety on a now defunct United site isn’t here to put in his twopennorth on Whats-It-All-About.
    Boy, could he lay into him.

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