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Whose Support Is F**king S**T?

Manchester United fans will be measured against Tottenham Hotspur’s this weekend over who can make the most noise.

Carling and Sky Sports will be measuring the noise levels from both ends at Wembley. The readings will be based on a percentage share of the volume based on maximum decibel levels over 10-minute periods. Fans inside Wembley will be updated four times during each half through digital advertising boards around the ground and a giant screen.

Apparently, our support is fucking shit. We shall see…

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. Red-Manc says:

    If this was happening at Old Trafford on a European night or a big match id be looking forward to it as it would prove our support is better than most people say, if it was based on our away support in the league and champions league i’d be confident we’d win the ‘battle of the fans’ cos our away support is amazing, but wembley?! we will be well and truly fucked our support is SHITEEEE when we’re at wembley full of day trippers and camera happy tourists who dont even know what football is

    forget wembley bring back Cardiff the atmosphere for cup finals there was 10 times better.

  2. SULLY says:

    Red-Manc, I liked how you wrote Old Trafford starting with capital letters and not for Wembley. That just goes to show your respect for the Theatre of Dreams I guess. Nice one mate!

  3. Red-Manc says:

    haha well spotted Sully mate! ;)

  4. vidic will get ya15 says:

    red manc you aint wrong mate, can’t even get a ticket for wembely, yet been to every cups game including the dull game v qpr and away trips to derby and southampton, also goin fulham next week, did quite puzzle me to whay i couldn’t get one for wembley when we had 31000, suppose 25000 will be corporate and sponsership bollox,

    ooo keanos fuckin magic
    and so fuckin right,
    when he said half our support
    is utter shite,
    old trafford is now half full with fans who never shout
    so get tickets to real fans and kick the corporates out!!!!!!!!

  5. Red-Manc says:

    haha nice chant, while we’re at it..

    Oh the megastore is magic
    They sell some magic hats
    And when I saw the duvet
    I said im having that.
    I even bought the curtains
    And dressing gown in white
    I follow Man United,
    Cause they sell a load of s**te.


  6. clj7 says:

    I’m surprised that you all love Millenium Stadium, thought the English hated us. Anyway, I got a ticket for Wembley and don’t worry I’ll make sure me entire section will scream all way through ;)


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