As Steven Gerrard was approaching the box in front of the Stretford End and Nemanja Vidic got that glint in his eye, why didn’t we think of this?
Ok ok, so obviously I don’t mean it, before you all go mental at me. However, after the past couple of days with insults being traded back and forth between our fans and their fans, it puts the ill-feeling between United and Liverpool in to perspective. Fucking shooting someone who’s about to score an equalising goal? What is the World coming to? Clearly Iraqis take local rivalries a hell of a lot more seriously than we do over here!
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