An MP in our fine and morally superior House of Commons this week revealed it’s Ryan Giggs at the centre of the Twitter saga.
Well, I was shocked, I had no idea it was him. I’d like to thank this MP for guiding me. The public service he demonstrated was what this country has been lacking.
I’d like to thank him for breaking a law he didn’t agree with just to inform The Great British Public™ about the indiscretions of a footballer. The law is clearly an ass and when you disagree with an aspect of it, why bother with the correct procedures when time is of the essence? The Great British Public ™ deserved to know and this is the kind of thing Parliamentary Privilege was invented for. Surely.
There are people in this country who don’t use Twitter or have access to any grapevine and Mr. Hemmings was standing up for these little people. Why should gossip be restricted to those able to use social media? The Great British Public™ will not tolerate a two-tier society when it comes to tittle-tattle.
I’m overwhelmed by this gesture of honesty from John Hemmings MP. This isn’t the first time from him, oh no! Remember the outing of Sir Fred Goodwin, that nasty nasty banker, in the House of Commons? Well that was none other than our new modern-day-hero Hemmings. Indeed in 2005 he stood up for honesty when he nominated himself for Rat of the Year with the News of the World.
He’d got his researcher pregnant but don’t worry about that trivial little snippet as he wiped the slate clean by being honest about it and indeed publicising it. Clearly the moral of the story here is that infidelity is fine; it’s not telling the world about it which causes issues. Finally this man has pointed his moral compass towards our dirty game of football.
John Hemmings MP has put his own interests to one side, bravely dealing with all the publicity this brings him, to stand up for The Great British Public™. In these troubling times we must be thankful that our MP’s are willing to tackle these issues.
And now to poor Imogen. How this footballer could have used this shy, non-assuming girl, for his own ends is shocking. She genuinely loved him and clearly would have felt the same had he been Ryan-the-Roofer. Poor Imogen was just incredibly unlucky that the man who stole her heart was a world famous footballer. It wasn’t the first time this type of bad luck had befallen our Imogen, just ask Jermain Defoe and if you can’t get hold of him try Russell Brand.
After leaving the lady heartbroken, the footballer then tried to deny her the therapy and healing that sharing her story with others would bring. They say it’s best to talk and share these things but Mr. Giggs denied this poor girl that chance. Sitting down with a friendly reporter from the Sun, supported by advisor Max Clifford, and letting all her feelings out would surely have been beneficial to her emotional well being at the time.
He’s used her; I’d forgotten her name until she appeared in the media again and now she is being chased by paparazzi. I hope she manages to cope with the intrusion.
People in normal life don’t have affairs but this behavior will only encourage the working class masses to do so. Before we know it they’ll be fornicating in the streets. Perhaps more sad than this is that my attempts to use footballers as a parental tool have yet again floundered. What with Wayne Rooney swearing at a camera and Ryan Giggs now using a poor innocent girl, I do wonder how I’m supposed to bring up my children properly.
We football fans have a lot to answer for, singing the names of these ‘men’ without fully taking into account their behaviour off the field. I hope the suffering of people like Imogen Thomas makes you think twice in future and you consider looking into a players private life, carrying out a CRB check and perhaps have them followed at night, before launching into tunes about how great a player is. As, clearly demonstrated by our two heroes of the week, what a footballer does outside of football is plainly relevant.
So thank you John Hemmings MP and apologies to Imogen Thomas, these footballers we support are clearly a stain on our once great society.
Yours,
A disappointed, let-down, disillusioned, shocked, and morally cast adrift Football Fan.
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Written by Annie Eaves from The Mirror. Follow her on Twitter.
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Well said Ms Eaves. Fully agreed.
Imogen Thomas is just a fame hungry money grabbing skank!!!
Hemmings is actually the biggest whore in this. You don’t expect any better from the likes of Thomas, but for an MP to pander to the tabloids like this, it’s disgraceful.
Great article.
Is that Giggsy ball she’s holding? Well said Annie Eaves.
Thanks scott.sometimes,i struggle to understand the british mentality
Totally off topic.
Did you guys see the pics of Berba getting his Golden boot award. what an awesome smile.
I’m shocked that it’s Giggs. If you said it was Berba, ha I’d believe, but Giggs whoa. Looks are deceiving eh.
Bring on Sat baby!
What darkened the past Premier League season was the campaign against United that was started by Andy Townsend and then continued by many others. This Giggs revelation is of course those same people trying to wreck the CL final for the club.
Football has had a rotten and dark streak to it off the park and it seems this is the peak for the latest anti-United campaign. I wonder what we will see next season…..
Poor Imogen, how such a shy introverted girl was ever selected for Big Brother I’ll never know.
The MP is such an attention seeking twat – They are only interested in self-serving platitudes.
This is between Giggsy and his wife but to be honest, Giggsy brought this on himself
Ryan Giggs, Imogen Thomas,John Hemmings – NONE OF THEM COME OUT OF THIS COVERED IN GLORY – Just all a bit tacky, cliche`d and avoidable.
Any player that behaves in a way that leads to distractions from professionally doing your job has done the club a disservice.
I felt really sad when I found out but it really is between him and his Mrs now.
waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute…
Thanks for the post, Scott.
Giggs will tear her apart, again…
Seriously lads, can anyone blame Giggsy for banging her?
Makes him more of a legend in my books
Ha quality article! Been making this point all week, poor Imogen living such a poor life, didn’t know Ryan was married(??), living wi stress, can’t cope-happy to pose in united kit and get photgraphed looking contrite everyday! Being represented by Max Clifford says it all.
willie if Giggsy balls are that big with a back load of Sea Men then this could have been a life saving moment. Not just for Ryan but any who would have been with in the kill radius of 6.5 meters when they would have BLOWEN UP !!! On top of it all she saved lives.
Imacunthomas.
@costas
post of the day mate
Great piece!
Well said from Annie Eaves, but honestly, not a word for Piers Morgan? the guy who started the tweets that outed our Ryan? Reeks of protecting ones own media colleagues in my view. But we can let that pass.
Morgan is actually the most legally culpable at the present time. Well, Morgan and Thomas. Morgan for flouting a super injunction, Thomas for blackmail.
Do kind of like the choice of shirt on Imogen, wonder where she got it.
Listening to that bleating slag Imogen Thomas has been a bit like listening to Toilet paper complaining that it has been shat on.
Brilliant Costas at 17:18!
Costas LOL !!!! Again and Again 19 times.
19
Zibbie stardust! At least shes got a good hold of this ball. I wonder where shes keeping the other one?
@Sir Shaggsy
I second that! Costas hahaha!
I couldn’t read the article…kept starring at that picture…sorry
Ryan Giggs dad is very very disappointed in his son, He (Sold his story) told the media. HE is disappointed in what Ryan has done to his wife and young children……. Ryan Giggs dad, Mr. Wilson not mr Giggs because Ryans Surname was changed by himself when he was old enough to do so to his mothers name because Mr Wilson was such a scum bag of a man/father/husband he wanted nothing,not even his 6 letters, to do with him
Didn’t Russel Brand her already? Giggsy must of needed a map, to find the g spot!
She must have a sex tape somewhere of her and her old boyfriends. Some dude is downloading it now. haha downloading haha.When it surfaces please share the link lads.
@willie LOL!!!! in her hall closet in a bowling bag?
Money grubbing whore.
Thing is this
We have hardly any morality left in this world and people are living and surviving in a world full of materialism – where once human connection touch and emotion gave us everything that we could ever crave for.
It is fundamentally important to understand that relationships make people – nothing else can substitute that and the ability to have and lead a family is something that many people are involved in but do not have the courage and hope to survive in. The lure of everything whether that may be a job or buying the next big thing or happing the new IPhone 4 – whatever – that is what makes people now.
And that is where the world is going and will go and it is only some of us that are left behind that know that the only way we live is through living through these fantastic relationships we have.
I prove my point because right here amongst people I haven’t even met – this is a family to cherish – some of us have hit the highs and stuck together in the lows and we have come out of it and today celebrate a dream that became reality – 19
And together we go as one for Saturday.
If that isn’t strong enough to tell you something then so help me God – I don’t know what else.
And the irony is that we can only do this through technology – but I believe here those that know do not manipulate one another – we are hear together and each of us has each other’s backs.
Sometimes you have to rise knowing that it is each and every one of that makes the world – as for Giggs he has only to answer to his wife just like Rooney had to. We have no other part to play than to support our team through thick and thin.
The moral question is a hypocritical one – no one person that claims to be morally guided by the truth and to live by it is sincere in his claim – we all have our problems – we all have our dark sides – we all have our negatives.
But by at least acknowledging failure and weakness we can at least try to be better.
So here we are then two years on.
Believe 19
You should write another article about how poor Ryan Giggs got trapped in this conspiracy to ruin United’s season and is being treated unfairly. Proving how wrong both John Hemmings and Imogen Thomas hardly changes what he did – and I couldn’t care less about the two of them anyway. If anything, I’d expect my childhood idol to demonstrate a bit of taste when choosing who to shag, let alone to figure out that someone famous for being on Big Brother will definitely sell the story and that it will be used in a way damaging not only him, but the team as well.
There have been some ridiculous headlines and utter garbage written across the press. ‘Giggs and the enemies of Internet freedom’ was the lowest of them all. What a stupid article that was. Thankfully, most comments pointed out he’s new money – not illuminati.
I like this Annie Eaves, quite a looker too and a red judging by the pic
Also, Marina Hyde deserves a lot of respect for writing this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/may/26/ryan-giggs-affair-big-brother
Agree cedarsdevil.
But only cause my wife doesn’t come on this site ha
Might be wrong but can’t find that article on her profile in the Mirror website, taken down perhaps for not following the ABU media line??
MG 19
MG 4 on Saturday.
MG
Thank you for the truth so well stated at 17:31.
@xol
I read that article earlier today. She makes some good points.
Still a silly law though, and Giggs should have known that suing people would come back to hit him in the face. It’s a new age. He probably could have killed the story in 1995, but not now.
Russell Brand is a yeti fucking cunt.
Have to disagree Sir Shaggsy on: ” NONE OF THEM COME OUT OF THIS COVERED IN GLORY”
Though Giggsy is a very accurate finisher- surely Imogen got covered in Giggsy’s “glory” a few times….
seriously people giggs is a legend and he’s one of the best footballers to grace our team but for everybody blaming the girl and nobody blaming giggs for his part you’s really need to wake up if this had been the likes of john terry ashley cole frank lampard or steven gerrard you’s all be calling them the scum of the earth they are anyway but still you cant say one thing about someone then nothing about the other for the same act
Zibbie
19 and 4 The United Way
smartalex
Cheers mate though I would hope that people who seem to be hell bent on discrediting Ryan Giggs are just absolute fucking hypocrites themselves.
No one apart from Mrs Giggs will ever know why Ryan did what he did and what exactly is the truth.
Imogen Thomas with all due respect to her can have her 15 minutes of fame – I have nothing else to say for her. As for Piers Morgan – well he’s a fucking jack ass motherfucker of a loser
How did Arsenal finish by the way?
End of story.
Glass house’s is where we all live. Stone throwers every where.
@RLT
I heard that Giggsy gave her many pearl necklaces too. So generous our Ryan.
If we beat Barca the whole team can tear her a new arsehole and make her drink their loads from the cup. LOL
He give more than a pearl necklaces.
Silly season has come early for me.
Glory Glory Man Utd. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
London based blow through so how come he hooked up with her? When you consider he could knock the arse of countless film star birds a publicity whore nabs him,strange.
Costas @ 17:18
Cedars @ 17:21
Cracking posts my thoughts exactly!!! He can’t be to blame – any blokes dick would jump in that bitch
John HemmingiMP takes a ball out his mouth to speak.
All this Affair shite doesn’t Change a Thing..RYAN GIGGS is a Football God and can do what he likes..We are Man United and can do what we like..i don’t see what all the commotion is about..First He’s a Footballer..What about the Famous Banner “”UNITED>KIDS>WIFE”"
He’s given us More than 2 Decades of his life and I will Support him no matter what…
In fact i’m sure now a lot of ppl wish they were Ryan Giggs even More…
Ryan Giggs is a Disgrace
Everything he has achieved:
- Top Appearances Record
-20 years at the club
- OBE
-Legend
- 12x league winner, 2x Cl winnner etc
Has to be forgotten NOW!
) so why off it?
Sell Giggs Now The man epitomises everything that is good about Football.
How dare his career not be judged based on Off The Pitch Mistakes, Cheating Would not be Tolerated on the pitch (Barca ?
He Probably still hasn’t told his Wife about this…..why else would she come on to the pitch last week with a wedding ring on & Smiling. Also The Poor Girl is soo clueless to tabloids that she even attended the Manchester United end of season Ceremony.
It is impossible to assume his wife was told over a month ago & forgiven giggs when News only broke from the house of commons on monday.
His Wife should not forgive him because No marriage should have problems, it should always be walk in the Field.
At Least Red Nev Cheated On His Wife By Giving a Team Mate a Big Snog.
I kinda wanted RoM to be a safe haven from the tabloid bullshit but this is pretty much my exact attitude to it all. I like it. I also stumbled across this gem….
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/footballer-had-sex-201105243856/
Great post STR!!! The latest joke on the net is that Giggsy has started feeling homesick. He does Miss Wales
@ zibbie..
Glass house’s is where we all live. Stone throwers every where.
bang on mate, nail on the coffin..
Ha ha. Go on Annie girl. Well said. Great piece love.
I blame yoga! All that stretching Giggsy was doing, got Imogen hot under the Welsh collar!
Ban yoga!
@vidic is titanium
Haha, lulzy article:)
“He’s got a nice car and she’s got big tits”
Despite all the turmoil around his private life he didnt let that affect his football on the field for United…
Pure Class…Will be singing Gigg’s Praises for Life..what he does off the pitch if it doesnt affect him on it..I dont care…The Affair could have actually invigorated him to perform better on the Pitch..Made him feel younger perhaps..cause that’s how he played…
This is the best article I’ve seen on this story anywhere. Take a bow Scott The Red. Brilliant!
Giggsy today admitted to homesickness, saying that even though he’s happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occassionally.
Yikes – @Gary, how did you slip that one in before me??
What about all the embarrassment his wife & children have been put though by the cheat scumbag GIGGS who could keep his dick in his pants after only 3yrs of marriage?
Still think he a hero? No thoughts to his family by any united supporter? typical
I wish to place on record that unlike Giggsy, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with massive tit you can tell anybody you like!!
willierednut, yoga made him so supple, Ryan had to supplement his diet.
Bit of a stretch.
i just hope it ll nt affect our team and giggsy himself i knw he ll handle dis wt his family we all make mistakes and av our darkside lets gv him support
Oh for fuck sake is that dipper bill bob STILL on here. Fuck off and eat some rats you scouse cunt. Obsessed you are lad!!
I’d still give her one…. but seeing as she’s been with Brand, it’s only under the condition i use a Frank Dreben style condom for safe sex.
Fuck off bill bob! You’re a boring cunt.
@bill bob
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
dildo bob is a hobbling knob of a yob.
@RedLife
Classic movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ
LOL. I may just be starting to have feelings for Annie Eaves. LOL. wonderful piece. Imogen was so squeaky clean , unsuspecting, she had never heard of Ryan Giggs marriage in her life. Yeah sure. It just goes to show how many dumb people Britain has.
I fucking hate that mockney goofy , big haired, tight jeaned, flip flop wearing, unfunny cunt Brand with a fucking passion. Hollywood star my fucking arse, He has made a career out of telling unfunny jokes about his smack addiction. Fuck off Brand.
Still know one thing of his poor wife…… call yourself fans?
To the scumbags wife.
My thoughts are with you & your poor suffering children during this EMBARRASSING TIME.
Scott The Red.
What about doing a topic on a REAL FAN. A FAN tread like shit by the stewards at OT.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/25/manchester-united-fan-anti-glazer-banner
Fuck off Billy knob. As if you care about his family. Did it occur to you that Giggs and his wife might have worked through this and the only reason for the injuction might have been to protect them from all the gossip? Idiot.
bill bob – We saw that link the other day about the stewards. We have a EUROPEAN CUP FINAL coming up, nobody at present gives a fuck what you have to say. What is your point? Why are you frequenting a United blog? Have you any mates? Are you a loner? Fuck off you boring cunt.
bill bob – For scum bag see Gerrard you scouse tinted cunt!!!
Costas – Hello mate. Quality line “Fuck off Billy Knob” Ha ha.
bill bob – We appreciate its gonna be a long summer for you considering your team havent had owt to play for since September but please bore off lad.
bill bob – why don’t you go on a scouse blog: I’m sure you’ll find them writing a passionate article about the poor families who came back from Istanbul beaten and robbed by their fellow Liverpool fans. Fucjking Scum!!
Instead of avoiding a person entirely because of one (we assume) regrettable mistake, we should use the person as a moral compass/as a guide.
Little Ryan Giggs, what your dad or your favorite footballer did was a mistake and should not be done if you’re married with kids. Please don’t do this and here’s why.
But here’s why you should STILL support him and understand that he has given his life for great causes that, for the most part, go unappreciated and misunderstood.
Don’t hide or shy away from a flaw, accept it for what it is, move on and look at a whole what the person is about and what they truly stand for.
Ryan Giggs will always be a legendary footballer/professional and for what he’s done with UNICEF and other people/families that are less fortunate.
nobody cares about real united fans? least this girl is fighting with her heart & soul for his club.
Then again…. she from Manchester not Essex’s most on this blog
bill bob = john hemming fiddled my expenses MP. Fuck off cunt!
Billy knob is so hopeless. SMH. You’re one of the idiots that the sun newspaper takes advantage of. Anyone who takes ANYTHING in the sun paper seriously is an idiot. And since the sun paper is one of the most widely read papers in England, it tells you all you need to know really.
Good luck in the Europa League next year dear scouser. Oh wait…
@King Eric
Hi mate. It’s a pity Cedars isn’t here right now. He would tear the knob a new one.
When Ryan Giggs’ wife divorces him and gets half of everything, she’ll have 6 more Premier League medals then Steven Gerrard
United fans not from Manchester? Is that your best shot, ya bum?
Willier, why don’t you support your local club Norwich City.
these MP’s make me laugh, this is the same lot that used tax payers money to pay for porn, and they are telling others how to act
1990 called and they want their anti United bile back.
Come back with something new billy bitchcakes.
fuck off imogen thomas you smelly fat arsed cunt
Side spitting sponge bob. bill hicks in disguise, you are!
No just the Glazer scum out.
Bill Bob – Did your Mum not know whether to name you after the window cleaner or the milk man so she hedged her bets….you hill billy fuck witt!!
Bill Knob how was your season?
Billy bob lots of articles on the net about gay sex parties half the dipper team was involved in at least ryan is banging quality pussy and not paying money to get his dick sucked by a gay hooker.go ahead google liverpool fc and gay sex so you should just fuck off
Brilliant article. Thats exactly what I’ve been telling people, unfortunately you get vermin like billi bob the silly knob who’s thoughts “are with Giggsys wife and kids” Don’t lie your thoughts are with the next person who is stupid enough to give you a few coppers when they step out the train station. Do us all a favour and mix some bleach with that White Lightening.
Just gos to show…. united fans outside of the city, don’t give a fuck that their beloved club is getting bled dry, as long there winning silverware…. thats what you get when most of the fans are from Essex’s.
Glazer out. ( I do mean that)
Laugh riot of an article.
Great stuff.
Biil Bob suck knobs needs to go and work on his grammer……………..scouse cunt!
Shush lads, sponge bob is thinking up a post…..
It’s oh so quiet….
Follow the sponge bob road…..
Dorothy?
Bill bob suck my knob you sad fuck faced moron….bleating on about anything and everything…..if that Imogen so much as looked at you, you would cream your pants you tiny brained fuck-wit.
go back to scouring bins for a living for fucks sake
Being bled dry….. you stupid scouse cunt …you only got Carroll ans Suarez cos Dogleash managed to con Ambramovic into buying that useless cunt Torres….your own owner will soon sell you scumbags down the fucking river when the results stop coming in ….then Dogleash will be gone….. then you fucking rat munching bastards will be well and truly fucked.
Guys common don’t give this bill bob guy the time of day let him talk and ignore him he’ll get bored eventually, the low life has nothing better to do than come on here and talk about how our players n scum and such so let him do so… he’s just a waste of sperm in my eyes
Bil Knob – what the fuck do you know? I’ve been priced out of Old Trafford and I was a season ticket holder. All my family still go but I can’t afford to. I’m obviously pissed off about it but there’s not much I can do apart from get behind the team anyway I can. We’ve got a big game on Saturday and we don’t want to talk about this shit on the eve of one of our most important games in our history….so do us all a favour and FUCK OFF
Seems that almost everyone on here missed the main point.
Giggsy cheated.
Nope, none of our business, but if he hadn’t been playing away, this wouldn’t be here.
As for his wife, isn’t she the one who pitched up pregnant? Because ‘it just happened’? Please dear, many of us have been dating for years and managed not to ‘fall pregnant’ just fine. But then we’re not dating rich footballers.
Just sayin…
Rai – You don’t have to explain yourself to that clown.
@Rai 18:57
Amazing one liner!
Made me burst out laughing! Comment of the week was also Owen saying the PL was better than anything he had won with the Scouse bastards.
@ Bill Bob
In the spirit of the Republik of Mancunia, FUCK OFF!!!!!
Rai, Kudos for at least being a genuine fan, hope your finance improves so you can renew your ticket, or half with a family member.
As for the rest of the plastic fans, why don’t just support Norwich city, save yourself travel money…. mind you, most of you won’t know were OT was if hit in the face, never even seen of the M62
I’m A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World
Life In Plastic, It’s Fantastic
Rai. You fucking peasant! Only joking mate. Did you get my email and number?
Cool story spongebob. Try getting out of your basement every now and then. That’s no life even for a troll. Oh and your mother says hi.
Rasta Rai, the cool running hitman will slay bob.
Willierednut – guys like that just wind me up yet haven’t got a clue.
King Eric – yes bud just replied now!! I can’t wait for tomorrow to be over hopefully it’s a repeat of 2008
Cock blog story Scott – Love Ryan Giggs, but guy fucked up here
Bill bob
Hows the bird doing still shooting blanks outside her pussy ?
Fucking plastic thick cunt
Are you what Giggsy’s brother in law you fuckind low life?
19 and count it up from one you fucking loser
MG – His names Dorothy now! He’s following the sponge bob road!
U know, its really broke my heart knowing that my united fav player had an affair and shared it to public. not only bcause i always adore him as footballer but also as a human. great player,down to earth ,family man, GREAT AMBASSADOR for football itself. BUT then i realised Sir Ryan WAS just a human being. he did great things just like us and made mistakes just like us too. so i think i’m gonna forgive him and begin to re-support him again bcause after all HE’S JUST ORDINARY HUMAN JUST LIKE US… so ARISE SIR RYAN!! 19!!
MG.
Giggs is twat just live with it….. it does make you wounder what the fuck is going on at OT, roo shaging pros & grannys, Giggs shagging rabbits, wasn’t their an young Irish also paid off a girl for rape.
What the fuck to they teach?
Dorothy
Let’s face it Imogen Thomas would be a woman that would have no time for the likes of you though naturally of course your impotent cock dried up balls and that shrivel of a thing you call brain would think otherwise.
By the way you want to discredit Giggs for something that he did to his wife yet you were a happy motherfucker the other day wanting to fuck my bird as you put it.
You hypocritical fucking two faced bastard – you just fucked yourself by negating your own argument by the way you spoke to me
You are a piece of deluded fucking shit – I’m glad you came back – you should know how pathetic you look right now –
I don’t give a fuck
I’m not a cock that gives the Manchester United cocks a lesson in cocking
I just support my team – you however have a Freud thing going in your head
Go fuck yourself – do not even bother trying to talk to me you ain’t in my fucking league and never will be economy class passenger.
@MG
Billy Knob is Piers Morgan in disguise. Just live with it.
As for the Jonny Evans rape, that accusation was never confirmed.. The only one getting raped is spongebob.
Dorothy
The only rape is the one you commit in your head with yourself
Please don’t seek help you – Mrs Giggs isn’t available.
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Costas
Not even kebab therapy will help
MG, your one who thinks it OK to carry on being a wifes back (moral of ally cat), so your one who thinks your wife/partner (if your gay) should do the same by your reasoning.
Seriously the compass is way off north.
@MG
Oh, nothing will help him. Too much delusion flowing through his veins.
He is proibably bitter because Ryan shagged Imogen instead of him.
Oh Dorothy
Can’t speak the truth now can we – humiliated for wanting to fuck my bird but thinks he’s morally correct by having a go at Giggs
You small piece of shit – you cannot deny what you wrote and to try to change your words now makes you even more pathetic
19 fucker
Costas
Did she have it 11 times or 12?
Dorothy wanted to do my bird and said it so
Yet he despises Giggs for the same thing
Fucking hypocritical bastard
Can’t even admit to it – but that part of the brain of course wasn’t formed when the inferior sperm hit the underdeveloped egg
19 you fucker
Jonny Evans now? Go and grow a pair sponge bob. He paid a girl off for rape? How retarded is this guy? Fucking Oprah Winfrey!
Who’s condoning it Dorothy? You fucked yourself big style.
What club does spongebob support anyway? ABU FC?
@MG
Ryan is a visionary. He knew that this would be THE year, so I guess he made it a dozen helpings for Imogen.
Bil Knob – FUCK OFF
Dorothy supports fucking bastard Giggs for having an affair but fucking Angel Godsend Dorothy for wanting one with MG’s bird FC
Where is Dorothy? Up the yellow brick road somewhere cursing Giggs but again wanting to bang MG’s bird
Hypocritical bastard – oh did i mention that already?
Come out come out wherever you are billy bobby blue bit dip chav manc you fucking brainless hypocritical fucked son of the bastard Freud
Dorothy is probably doing Christopher Walken in Fatboy Slims:
A little bit of this and a little bit of that – It’s a weapon of choice
Dorothy is actually cursing the wizard for fucking the witch but wants to do the Lions Lioness
MG a pat on the back to yourself you really are something
Come on Dorothy, what else ya got???
Or Dorothy hates that Toto got to fuck a bitch and he got bitched when Toto said that you cannot be serious with fucking my bitch!
willierednut
He has no idea of the power of the dark side
We are all pupils of Master Scholes The Dark Lord of the Dark Arts
Unless you happen to be two faced Dorothy or Karl Pilkington or that other fucking warped of a fan Sachu
Row row row your boat gently down the stream Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Life is but a dream
Like the lion, he got no heart!
Follow the sponge bob road!
Thats all you got billy bob city boy?
You are no match for me
You can come again all you want I’ll have you for breakfast dinner tea and lunch as easy as 12 fucking 3
You mess with me motherfucker you better call the fucking calvary – you still no match – no one is a match
Give it all you got you bastard
You hate giggs for fucking a woman but you want to fuck mine – hypocritical bastard – loser – pathetic argument if you have no foundation to hold your fucking belief
You stand on sand asshole MG on solid fucking concrete.
Go fuck yourself – do not fuck with my red family bitch
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Magnificent demolition of degenerate trash.
Well done, and thank you MG!
I do believe barring a comeback which of course will be one of shooting blanks anyway
My Job, here: is done.
19
The compass is not needed.
It’s in built.
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Billy knob wanted a rape and he got him one. MG style.
Cheers smartalex – all in a days work for me
This shirt is a symbol of unparalleled and unequalled defiance
What Giggs has done has to be seen to by his wife
But you Imogen Thomas – you wear our shirt and then you drag it threw the mud
Take it off you are no bearer or guardian of us
Take it off and sort your fucking life out and stop acting like a victimised bitch.
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Brilliant piece, ma’am. Bloody brilliant!
Fuck me how has that boy Giggsy found the energy for footy this season?
Yoga!!!!
Yoga Bare.
Giggsy took her from behind with a hard sliding tackle, she went down and writhed around but play continued and he let rip with a powerful shot deep inside the box. I may do a sex wee.
The world is going to a trash can, people loves this kind of news, tweets, facebook notes, and everything about this event… But what about some british soldier who died in Afghanistan? Nobody of the people is talking about. If Giggs spent the night with this girl, what is our problem? the problem is between Giggs and his wife and this girl.
Everyone make a mistake and Giggs’ wife has the final answer to solve this problem.
Tweeter, Newspaper and Facebook loves to destroy lives… Giggs make a mistake in his PERSONAL life, that is not my business, I support United, I support Giggs when he wear the Red Shirt. I only can say, sorry to heard that and I hope his marriage will be fine.
LEGEND GIGGS!
I see knob bob aka Dorothy got gang raped, pity I missed out on the action!
Great article by Annie btw… And I really feel sorry for this poor girl Imogen, she must be shattered, heart broken and thrown out on the streets….. Fucking whore, I really hope he did tear you apart (Trade marked to Costas)
I already mentioned this previously, let us not be fucking judges of morals please.
Hey bill bob, imogen thomas boasted that shes been stuffed 18 times in one night. so giggs stuffed her 19 times and knocked her off her fucking perch…
19! 19! 19! 19!
@ mikekelly12 19:06 and rai 18:57 – brilliant posts mate, burst out laughng and called up my frnds to read it out to them
i think bill bob suffers from an ‘Attention Deficiency syndrome’…knows hes gonna get raped here but still makes it a point to come here and make an absolute jackass of himself.
cant blame him and the rest of the scouse cunts tho, they must be feeling left out when the world is hailing hte achievements of a certain team that just won its 19th title
@SmartAlex
Nice to see you back…I see you haven’t lost your appetite for one liners one single bit!
@Costas.. “Giggs will tear her apart, again” That comment has just made my day. Thank you for giving me a comment to smile by while putting up with all the bullshit at work
@MG — mate, I’m telling you you should be in the demolition industry, you are almost surgical in the way you de-construct deranged ABU’s
Well its just another reason why Mancs feel that United>England. Being a southerner by birth, actually a rather cordial surrey boy to be precise I always used to get pissed off that a great success such as Manchester used to distance itself from the rest of the country. Now I understand. Mancunians have their ears closer to the ground it seems and pick things up earlier than anyone else. I too think United>England in fact England shouldn’t even be spelt with a capital letter anymore. However I would like to distinguish England pre 70′s and england post 70′s.
I think its fantastic that the press feel the need to embarass one of their clubs as often as possible prior to the champions league final against our greatest rivals in the sport. Instead of supporting a home grown team why don’t we instead suck off a midgit Argie. Lets face it england has dropped from a position of respect to a possition where we celebrate circle jerking, cringe when a 12 year old asks for our mobile phone, love all things french and say thank you muslim bastards, thanks for that bomb on the bus, hey our education is shite, we have inner town poverty but would you like to use our GDP to build schools and hospitals back in your home country (that had absolutely nothing to do with it or any part of your self centered up bringing) just so you can not go to that school and say yes we are free. We can skive. But hey its a bit of a waste to keep the school standing when we can demolish it and use the bricks to scatter about the shit hole so it looks more run down and attracts more gullable homo cash and we can even use some of them to chuck at the hook noses.
england has a great history unfortunately it has become a seething gay piss ball of a shit hole where we have become oh so plastic and beautiful and where our big boys on the street shit themselves that they will be beaten to a pulp by a gang of 6 stone imaciated 10 year olds. Pick yourselves up you degenerate retards and 1. Burn the fucking newsagents for selling such anti british bull shit, without the vender there is no stupid shitty news. Once more it stops a steady flow of arms cash from leaving the shores. 2. Take one of these 12 year old hoodys and remind the little shit that if he favours a life of crime so highly that being bent over a pig troth in the middle of the countryside with a group of vigilanties cocks up his arse is all that he can expect inside and that your just trying to further his education. 3. you tube No2 and retake the fucking internet.
england is a shite hole, I understand why so many brits move abroad. Hell I live in Sweden and its a fucking arse bandit shit stabbing nordic arian smeg covered self righteous wanky scabby badgers cock of a sesspit but I wouldnt move back to england. I might move to Manchester though. I am thouroughly proud of our past but the present england is worse than Nazi germany and I have a hell lot more respect for that than (of which there is absolutely none – as all germans are degenerate sausage jockeys and kiddie fiddlers covering themselves in piss and excrement just to hide the fact that they molest farm animals) of England, because england is fucking pointless. And its all down to that cum guzzling antipodian murdoch and his gang of self righteous fags from down under. The only good auzzie is one under the desk sucking you off whilst surfing the net for indonesian scat porn.
Fucking rant over.
I live in Accra, Ghana and i dont get hullabaloo about this issue, so i just googled the lady in question and i made this observations;
1. the girl is no shy one
2. she is hot and would do same if i had the chance
3. she is trying to make money off our Giggsy and
4. she’s now world famous using Giggsy and Man United.
But hey guys, lets focus on #4 whiles we savor the joy of #19
United ”be kume” (United For life)
Brilliant article, well done! What a fucking cunt that Hemmings is. At the end of the day, it will be Giggs and not him that will be remembered. And the 19th. And the 4th.
@Costas
Take a bow mate! I only read stuff here most of the times. Being in a different time zone, most of you people here already say what I want. But your comment cracked me up really.
I can take that poor girl to be my wife. Every day I would do her and every day I would ask her how good Giggs was in bed. Heck, I would even invite Giggs for a threesome.
Giggs, legend! Doing all the right things and all the right girls without remorse!
I wouldn’t fuck her. I wouldn’t be tempted by her. I think Giggs is a complete dick for shagging her and putting his reputation on the line. Shes positively a minger. I bet she has a tangle of matted pubes between her legs that look like a gorilla salad with extra majonaise. Shes a pig. Even PIG would say no. Anyone out their saying that they would shag her and are only saying that because they feel the need to have the same desires as there peers and are scared what their friends will think of them. Its shocking and indicative of society today. I can honestly say, hand on heart. I wouldn’t shag her.
Yours sincerely
Pinocio
Oh, bum I’ve blown my cover. She is smoking. I would queue for a month in the poring fucking rain with a single thermos full of warm stale piss and a dead rat sandwich just so I could put match sticks in her shit. Not that Im a pervert or ought.
Can anyone tell me what is going on with Giggs matters? Over here i had been having less issues, is there any sites as to what happen to him?
Who is the girl in the picture above? Please assists! Thanks
Red Devil, thanks for your welcome!
Cheers mate..!
You had me going there for a moment Goat!
And no, you don’t sound perverted at all!
One thing though – dead rat sandwich? Not a scouser are you?
No Whiteside Im no scouser but I would partake in the odd scouse activity, steeling hub caps, fingering my sister in the bath, eating rats to give her an adam ant. (throw white ropes over the bridge of her nose).
This just shows how selfish Ryan Giggs is. i told the bastard to bring her round to my house so we could both have a go but he kept her for himself. shame on you Giggsy, it’s supposed to be ‘bro’s before ho’s’.
If Imogen offered her ass on a plate tonight i’d have to say no thanks. No thats a lie I can do 2 things at once.
I’ve followed this blog for a while but I’ve never posted. Feel like I have to after reading this.
Scott, you’re a hypocrite!
When it came out that Rooney had had emotionless sex with a hooker you compared him to John Terry and slated him for his immoral behaviour being a married man. Coincidentally, this was all going on at about the same that Rooney was considering leaving the club.
Now we have a married United legend who’s pursued a girl and instigated an affair but because he’s never considered leaving the club your slating anybody but the man himself.
Double standards or what?
I’ve no issues or interest what our players are getting up to off the pitch provided it won’t affect the team morale (eg sleeping with a team mates girlfriend)