TalkSport ran a poll to see who the Premiership’s all-time biggest diver was. Cristiano Ronaldo, who is talked of a lot more fondly in the media now that he has left us, finished an impressive fourth, way behind Steven Gerrard!
Jürgen Klinsmann – 35%
Steven Gerrard – 29%
Didier Drogba – 18%
Cristiano Ronaldo -12%
David Ginola – 6%





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ha ha ha ha.
stevie me is the biggest cunt.
drogba not too far behind.
29% to 12% is huge and Stevie me is still playing , where’s Rooney on the list oh yeah fuckin nowhere . Stevie me is a disgrace
Now that’s a FACT for you, Rafa ya FSW…
A lot of players dive. It’s just the most high profile ones get more attention. Surprised not to see Robert Pires. At the moment Ashley Young, brilliant though he is, loves to take a tumble…
Fucking stepdad cunt, gbh twat.
Hows your moonfaced ho of a mrs??? fucking local gangster dived on her,
knob.
Fuckin bullshit …..Steven Gerarrd should top that list.
29% my arse.
Mancstan calm down
Why Robert Pires is not on that list :X
ghtt,
sorry mate, but I just have to hear his name and my pulse goes up.
gets away with everything, the press love St Steve of Me, does not piss he steams.
If Rooney dived like him, beat up club dj’s or handed in transfer requests like stepdad, press would be over him like a cheap suit.
Just b thankful rooneys on your team then. Compairing Rooney with stevie gbh is like compairing John oshea to Joey Barton .
The worlds biggest diver – Kun Aguero! Just wait till he comes to these shores…
I used to love wathching Eidur Gudjonsen when he played for Chelsea and then I saw him dive on such a consistent basis, I am a little bit surprised he is not on the list…
Stevie me is a big pussy player .
GHTT, agreed, would have Rooney any day of the week over S. Me.
Fucking quality! Ain’t it funny how Ronnie is seen in such a different light now he isn’t a United player. If he still was you can rest assured he would have topped that list! 29% is a bloody large amount of people voting for this cunt. No longer St Stevie in the eyes of Ingerlund?
Talking of the dippers and I may get slaughtered for this but for some reason I get LiverpoolTV free. I decided to watch 10 mins of “Kop Talking” last night. Oh my god! The delusions. They have 3 fans in the studio discussing all things Scouse. They reckon every team in the Prem is “terrified” of them as they can hammer anyone on their day. They have the “2 BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD”. They reckon Alonso won’t be missed as Aquilani looks “great on Youtube”!. They reckon the english media “hate Stevie G”. Bollocks you scouse cunts they fucking love him!. Finally they discussed what Scott posted the other day about them being “comeback kings”. They were quoting all these games where they came back from been a goal or two down. The only thing they failed to mention was the fact that in every game they were discussing the tide changed when the opposition went down to TEN men. They were saying how “if United come back the media are always saying, the hallmark of CHAMPIONS but not when Liverpool FC come back”. Yes again you thick cunts that is because we have been CHAMPIONS 11 times in 17 years or summat daft. The Scouser’s HAVE NOT been CHAMPIONS for some time!
Amusement of the highest order!
I think CQ is a fine assistant, but maybe not so good as manager.
Aig, 100% agree with you, I would love to see Ole fastrack to managers position.
He has such a good football head on him and is doing wonders with the reserves, or juniors!?!?!
Much rather Ole than say Moureen or heaven forbid Martin O’neal.
king eric
i get it free aswell
is it because of espn
or maybe they are just giving it away to get fan support back
something that hasnt been said about but longtime unoffical fan magize whos name has left my head , like united red issue, had to go out of business due to lake of sales last march. they balmed it on the fans turning there back on an american owner run liverpool f.c.
if the red issue or red news went bust for the same reason it would be told to the world all day long on a little yellow bar scrolling along on the bottom of sky sports news.
but the media jump on ronaldo when he played for united
rooney is a diving wanker after his play acting on saturday???!!!
the media dont like united cause they are the number 1
the media love stevie me and not rooney ,except 12-14 hours after he drags england to another win
its the way it is
look at that list
Steven Gerrard – 29%
Didier Drogba – 18%
but yet ronaldo is still seen as the biggest diver since 2008 Beijing olympic gold medel winner He Chong of china
its never gonna end till rio wes carrick rooney welbeck foster gary neville hargreves micky owen win the world cup
If you want to talk off topic, visit the Republik of Mancunia forum
sorry scott.discussions often deviate off topic.will take care of that next time though
on the topic…steven gerrard’s diving won them their last european cup, i still feel sick…vile and putrid gerrard…
@ afromanc
exactly!!! funny how that NEVER came into the spotlight.. fucking cheating wanker.. hahaha remember that stevie me starfish pic? that was hilarious..
I love talksport, and i knew stevie g was much worse than ron!
Wow, great player this Steevie me…..
I know he wasn’t in the Prem but the biggest diver of all time must surely be Franny Lee at Maine Road in the 60s (and before that at Bolton)? He dived so often he had permanent skid marks down the front of his blue shirt. Maybe that’s why he became a toilet paper merchant after he retired.
Giles Oakley
i always have a load of respect for your posts
but i believe that may have just been your best
hope the health is well sir
The biggest dive is Drogba, and than Gerrard.
Hi everyone. Aren’t those results a thing of beauty? I am comfused about Klinsmann though. I thought he only dived as part of his celebration and otherwise was a clean player. So if you take him out of the equation, the biggest diver is our beloved Stevie Me. What a great servant he has been to the sport of diving.
I know you guys are not too familiar but the buggest divers i have ever seen are 2 Greek players. Karagkounis and Stelios(from Bolton). Fucking disgraces.
It’s still a poll however, so it’s just the general talksport listeners skewed opinions of diving. I was hoping for statistical analysis, of which Drogba would surely top the charts!
costa
Klinsmann deserves to be top of the list as he really was a huge diver but because he got so much press because of it over his skill and goal scoring he started diving as part of his celebrations because he taught it was the only way he goals could be reported as asmuch as his diving
something i taught ronaldo might wanna try doing during his 26 goal season
but then he went and scored 42 goals and people started talking about them both on the same level
made ya think what he had to do to not be called a diver
http://www.studs-up.com/2008/11/simulation/
http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/images/JonMC/drogba_dive-275.jpg
I rest my case.
To be honest GHTT i didn’t know the background story to Klinsmann’s celebration. I was also naive back then and i didn’t recognise when diving took place. As far as Ronaldo is concerned, he went to ground taking advantage of the slightest contact. But did he ever 100% dive without anyone touching him? I can’t recall that. How about Torres? Mourinho once called him a diver.
Stevie Me is a fucking cunt and his wife’s a dirty slag. While he’s diving for Liverpool two gangsters are muff diving his missus.
I am a beleiver that players are trained to win free kicks. In my view winning a free kick in certain circumstances they end up diving to a degree.
It pisses me off when i see the replays and the attacker is already going down before the contact is made but it is part of the game.
Rooney won a Pen against Arsenal on Saturday and i do remember him wining another Against Arsenal a good few years ago where there was contact with Sol Campbell.
The ones that leave a bad taste in my mouth are obvious 100% no contact dives, or when a player is diving they are kicking out with their leg looking for the other player to show there was contact!
For me Referees have the main job of stamping this out.
1 – Spot the obvious Candidates!
2 – Where a player is fouled and stays on his feet. If that player gets off a shot or a pass which the contact effected then give a free kick or pen!… Play advantage and say .. He would have got his shot away cleaner if he wasnt bundled down!
Example of Number 2! Rooney time and time again struggled to stay on his feet, On one occasion the defender was all over him and he stayed and flicked a shot wide and fell from the defenders interfeerance!!… If the defender was challanging legaly he would have blasted home! – What did the ref do?? Nothing .. No pen because he managed to get the shot away.. What would have happened if he had fell and not shot? 100% pen!
torres looks for contact and oversells it i think
stevie me just drops when he thinks there can be a tackle
or punchs a guy when he thinks he’s under attack
cause lets not forget , its not just diving that we love about stevie mes game now is it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38621000/jpg/_38621271_gerrers150.jpg
LOL Kings !!!
Even though she’s a dirty bin-dipping slag. I’d love to muff dive on Mrs Gerrard !!! Who wouldnt’?
Have they made a special section for arsenal players past and present, pires, cashley and eboue to name a few.
@ ghtt & King Eric
yeah i get scouse tv free as well, flicked on a few weeks ago and witnessed 3 of the ugliest creatures on the planet,playing up to stereotype of shellsuit and spitting all over themselves.
I thought it was an episode of star trek with 3 Klingons.
“ack ack ackquilani is gonna be immense la”
With regards to Gerrard what people forget is that he is the Master of the 2 Footed Challange and never gets cards for it!
If i am honest a 2 footed challange is my biggest hate in football with Diving a second!
@GHTT: That’s the Gerrard we love alright! And i will tell you another incident i saw 7 years ago. During a Barcelona-Liverpool game, Rivaldo won a foul from him. And while Rivaldo is down, Stevie Me kicks him slightly on the back of the head! What a cunt.
Speaking of Rivaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA
And here’s Dida for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZviLX37sMY (careful because it’s a bit loud)
I hate gerrard til i die, hate gerrard till die
always have, i always will
Hate gerrard till i die!
Sorry guys,
Just off topic. Check out this video about Chelsea’s transfer ban !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjNBkKktlc
Let me know what you think !!!
@ melvinho7
very funny video one of the better adaptations
who the fuck is brian cody
@trevor – That is so true regarding the 2 footed challenge king
EDUARDO- 1ST- doesnt matter how many dives u make ( okay it does) but Eduardo’s dive was the worst! I mean the way he dived
Gerrard 2nd- he kisses the badge on his chest, he hands in the transfer request
Ronaldo 3rd- now that hes in madrid
Drogba 4th- who’s uglier? tevez or him?
Thanks GHTT. Just had my third eye op (that’s the third operation on my eye, not an operation on a third eye) so my vision is currently somewhat one-sided. Some say it’s always been like that when it comes to United…
MancStan: “St Steve of Me”.
I like that, fella. Very droll.
Giles Oakley…
Made my day…still laughing uncontrollablly aand I am beginning to see guys in white suits outside my door…
A classic!!!
Giles Oakley… I am of an age when I can remember Franny Lee dropping down like he he’d been poleaxed…. can even remember the old style MOTD with Jimmy Hill showing an incident with Lee going down after what appears to be a punch connected with his face…. after slow motion replays it was shown, clearly, that the punch missed him by a foot or so but the player still got sent off….. Can you remember him and Norman Hunter going at it once…. ?
Hope the third eye gets better soon…!!
With Rooneys Recent Coments and the Diving situation i have found a rather interesting Post from a Anti united Fan!
http://www.7amkickoff.com/2009/rooney-i-have-never-intentionally-dived-orly/
The only one i would argue rooneys case for would be the Blackburn one, his foot was taken. It stoped him from getting to the ball. Yes he could have stayed on his feet, but the ref would not have been smart enough to say – You impeeded him, Its a foul…. What rooney did was, Look i have had contact, Its stopped me getting to the ball. I have to fall on the ground to help you out as your blind!
I am a complete united fan, and some of these rooney has dived for!… The majority of players do it! Every team has 2-3 players who dive.
I think rooney has matured more now and in gerneral does not do it. But i am 100% sure if he gets any contact at all he will go down.. And for me! Quite rightly so!
Bloody Hell TonyBee
your showing your age! i was just a twinkle in my fathers eye!
Joking aside. i am old enough to remeber jimmy hill doing it, he certainly was a charactor!
I do also remember saint and greavesy on a saturday! … Used to sit and watch that with dad when i was younger! Followed or Just after the British wrestleing!.. Oh cringe material as i thought it was real!.. Such class names as well.. Big Daddy!¬… Giant Hay Stacks!… Christ! Times have changed!
sppibsihmkcrkg…. He is a manager with the sames ideas and principles as SAF and also he is going for a record 4th title in a row…
sppibsihmkcrkg…. He is a manager with the sames ideas and principles as SAF and also he is going for a record 4th title in a row… they have also met a few times and get along very well…
Nice one Norton.
why do people call steven gerrard stevie me? wat does it mean?
Abhay_RedDevil Said,
September 4th, 2009 @10:43
Now that’s a FACT for you, Rafa ya FSW…
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That isnt a fact, its an opinion poll…
Am i the only one who noticed how the medias behaviour towards Ronaldo completely changed after his departure to Madrid? Before long he was possibly everything wrong with football, he was a cheating winker. But now that he is gone he is suddenly the best thing that happened to United.
And Im quite suprised that Pires and Henry didnt make the list. Gerard is rightfully there though. That cunt is always either diving or pushing and shoving others with out getting carded.
Wow. Bless you all great memories. I feel so childish in front of you guys Giles Oakley, TonyBee and trevor.
Anyway a few days earlier i read another worst divers ranking, and in it there were 3 arsenal/former arsenal players lol. But there were no Ronaldo, Stevie Me or Drogba. To me, Ronaldo’s diving is just as poor as Drogba’s – quite natural divings, but Stevie Me’s definitely poorer – so obvious that it makes you sick watching it.
Ronaldo actually has 43% now
http://talksport.net/forums/view.asp?id=114131
@sppibsihmkcrkg : what does your username mean or any reasoning ?
sumzarmy
stevie me means its all about stevie me ,which rhymes with stevie g
me , is because he is the selfish all about me player when it comes to liverpool , its not about whats right for the club the fans the players
its whats best for me stevie g
but who is brian cody? You mentioned he was from another sport? Which one? Who does he manage
Sumzarmy – It is because the cunt is all about himself. Wouldn’t share the European Cup with his team mates, he hogged it. When he scores he is always pointing to the name on his shirt or pouting at the camera. He is the most self absorbed, self centred and full of his own importance. I could go on and on.
Wazza – Was thinking exactly the same regarding the user name sppibsihmkcrkg. It is a bastard to type!
Regarding St Stevie how comes talksport tonight were discussing Rooney and his “honest player” tag when 30 per cent of listeners voted St Steven as the SECOND worst diver in the Prem? Why weren’t they discussing that cunt?
Finally why the fuck have the Mail and two or three other papers decided to tear a strip off United fans about the Wenger chants? Do they ever report the Munich chants or other far worse ones many clubs chant?
Apart from the odd stevie starfish dive…I also dislike the way that the guy feels that he has the right to tell referees when its ok for them to send someone off. Commentators and the press in general are opposed to (foreign) players who wave an imaginary yellow card. Yet St Steve is ‘just having a captains word’ in their eyes when he reminds the referee of many yellow cards someone has had.
On Saturday for example, he shoved Lucas out of the way to tell the official of what he thought of the tackle that ended up with Davis getting sent off, as if his protest carried more weight than those of that useless cunt Lucas. Davis only clipped his heel it wasn’t a dangerous tackle so what else could he have been saying to the ref other than send him off – I’ve seen him do it time and time again and no one on the TV or in the press ever seems to mention it. He’s not the only one who does it but its still not a sporting way to behave – just like he thinks he can tell bar staff what music can be played in their bar, he also like to tell referees how to do their job!
KING ERIC
best part about it is those chants where ripped off from those sang by spurs fans for about 10 years
not that those united fans (!) are grand to sing other peoples thick chants
its just funny how it wasnt in the papers at all since 1996
sorry guys username is coz of c’mon you reds. Schmeichal, parker, pallister, irwin, bruce, sharpe and ince, hughes,mcclair, keane and cantona, robson, kanchelskis and giggs. Poor i know!
sppibsihmkcrkg
fantastic
Finally theirs some thing to prove that steve me dives….he is a media darling…every dive by him is a clever trick..but if rooney is suspected than their is a big news n discussion…
why i hated ronaldo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-Zqvlz3bA#movie_player
I DEFY ANTONE TO TELL ME THIS CUNT IS NOT DIVING !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipU5eHTAPkA
dwight yorkes retired
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5538069,00.html
RCWIS…..Did he get a yellow or a straight red for that fucker…..almost as good as Eboue last Satday….
if you havent done it already get on and vote for stevie me
it may be the only thing he’ll win this year
http://talksport.net/forums/view.asp?id=114131
Robin Van persie is a diving cunt too
@ RoM
The stats have changed. Ronaldo is leading now :S
I am truly supprised. I earlier posted a link to a rival supporter forum with clips of rooney diving!
I have just logged on expecting to be slated!!!
sppibsihmkcrkg – Excellent username.
gotta hate – St Steve is on 41% now!
Trevor – Have just got round to watching those Rooney clips. Quite embarrassing really. The ones against the RentBoys and in particular Blackburn were shocking to be honest.
Although the blackburn one i could defend… Still a dive in a way but his foot was definatly taken.. If it wasnt he would have had a chance to get the ball..
Although……i am looking with red tinted glasses!!! hahahaa
TonyBee, I do remember Hunter & Lee dishing it out to each other. I wanted them both to rearrange each other’s features in time for an FA hearing. Couldn’t stand either of ‘em.
Read on here that some people are getting scouse shite on their TV for free!! For GOD sake save yourselves hoof that fuckingTV in the bin. I’d rather burn my eyeballs out than watch that shite.
Nevere ever buy any Carlsberg probably the worst virgin piss water in the world. What ever happened to crown paints?
Stevie “sorry judge I shot stabbed and cut up that man, his wife and children because I thought he may accuse me of diving which really makes me sick as it is only something bloody foreigners like those guys that play for the champions like Neville, Beckham, Rio and David May who has more EPL medals than i do, would do, honest judge” and yes I am just a stepdad as I have no balls, Gerard
I’m surprised Michael Phelps isn’t in this list.
I think Rooney should be higher up. Great player but conned Arsenal out of their unbeaten record.
What do you think of the Europa League?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2623326/Rio-Ferdinand-wanted-by-Real-Madrid-and-Barcelona.html
the sun chat some shite…….
also congrats to foster, his now a dad.
I just put Stevie Me at 48%
WAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA i swear wen i saw the title…in my min“d Ron top the list!! SUPRISE!!SUPRISE!!! iTS MUCH BETTER!!! Setevie evn top Ronn!!! LOL!!!
Gerrard is one of best divers in Europe let alone England.
I think the GBDF(Great Britain diving federation) fucked it up when it allowed Tom Daley to participate in the Olympics.I mean for fuck’s sake he’s young and immature comparing to Gerrard, who’s quality and has a lot of experience as he represented his club and country several times .I mean look at his dive in Turkey C.L final,absolutely superb or his dive with England against France in Euro 2004. the boy is a class act….. in diving.
torres?
Eduardo woooo
eduardo woooo
he used to have such skills
now he walks like heather mills
It was brilliant to see Wayne Rooney’s honesty on display against Slovenia tonight. It was a total, 100 percent nailed on penalty. That’s why Wayne Rooney appealed for it too, because he’s a totally, completely, utterly honest player.
Now there’s a proper footballer; not a bloody foreign diver.
Bet this gets censored too by the Republik’s Communications and Propaganda Ministry.
YEAH THIS IS JUST THE MAIN LIST. ALL KUDOS