The murderers are fuming!

One scouser: See, that’s where they truly are Jammy Bastards. If that had been us we’d have bloody conceded in the last minute, not scored.

Another scouser: If it happens once, its luck. When they do it every season for he last 15 seasons, its not luck.

Another scouser: God help us, then, because we’re not lucky at all. Nor have we been doing that for the past fifteen years.

And another scouser: WE LOSE. Fuck United! Fuck the Premier League, I don’t want it anyway! FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD. I’m throwing this shitty laptop away, hung on me the fucker FUCK THIS SHIT I wish DIARRHEA ON EVERYONE IN MANCHESTER! FUCK!

You couldn’t make it up!

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