With the Champions League semi-finals on the way, could Arsenal be after a favour? We’ll help you win the title if you let us win in Europe? No? No.

Thank you anyway Gooners.

A win tomorrow would see us three points clear at the top. Sadly, a home win against Portsmouth is not guaranteed for United these days, but we’re certainly in a great position, given we’ll still have another game in hand.

Don’t fuck up tomorrow eh lads.