We all thought Ramon Calderon was a prick. Turns out that is the requirement for Real Madrid presidents, with Florentino Perez picking up where his predecessor left off.

But now the AC Milan president, Silvio Berlusconi, has joined in!

“I told Cristiano Ronaldo that I would like to see him as a Rossonero,” he said. “He looked at me, and said ‘Who doesn’t like Milan? All players would like to come to Milan’.”