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Caption Competion: Chicharito and Alan Smith

  • August 17, 2010

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He writes for The Mirror, Paddy Power and Red News. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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myfriendtheend August 17, 2010
"hmmmm...little pea....arrrgggkhhhhh" *drool*
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Jonny August 17, 2010
Alan Smith dissapointed on "They Think It's All Over" after finding out that the guest sports star is not Maria Sharapova
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willierednut August 17, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQL3262tjo

This one goes out to Javier and Alan, from all your friends at ROM.
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Love Football, Hate Liverpool! August 17, 2010
Chicharito: Fergieeeeee!!! He’s touching me again!!!
Smithy: Ssssssshhhhh, Relax! you just look so damn cute in my old shirt number! And you hair, aaah, so damn soft.
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SmartAlex August 17, 2010
When defense causes offense
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SmartAlex August 17, 2010
Is that a new castle in your pocket?
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Fze123 August 17, 2010
Smith: your hair... when it grows, come over to mine.. so I can bleach it for you.. you'll be loved even more with a blonde mop.. trust me.. and you'll look sex-

Chicharito: nooo!Idon'twanttodyemyhairpleaseleavemealone!Iwanttoscore!!SirAleeeeeeeeeeeex!
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Solidfury August 17, 2010
Smith: "Urrrggghhh there's the hole i was looking for, I have aids by the way!"
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Lukas August 17, 2010
"Don't be shy Chicharito, Everything gonna be all right, It won't be painful. Trust me"
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Falkirk_Red August 17, 2010
''I know its been a while since i scored, but its looking good tonight my little Chickapea''...
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Zemmamma777 August 17, 2010
Smith- "You know... I've got this trick that involves a sombrero, whipped cream, vaseline, and a parrot named Manuel... If it interests you, come over to my place..."

Chicharito: "SIR ALEEEEEEX!!!! PLEASE SET SOMEONE ON HIM!!!!... I DON'T KNOW! VIDA OR WAZZA!!! JUST GET HIM OFFFFF!!!!!!!!"

Smith: "I always found that Man U was a... magical place. I guess it's not for nothing that they call it the theatre of dreams... Wanna help me accomplish mine?" *creepy shudder/exhale*

Chicharito: "NEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!! SIR ALEX!!! PLEEEEASE! I WILL SCORE! A LOT!! I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO NEAR HIM!!!!!"
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jellybean August 17, 2010
smithie : oh javier, your hair smells amazing...can i feel it...? *groan*
chicha : SCHOLESY!! you need to take this guy out before he takes my innocence!!!
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Gotta hate tiny tears August 17, 2010
Old Trafford- were boys become men
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manci_yanky August 17, 2010
its not rape, just surprise sex.
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RedKeighley August 17, 2010
Dont cry for me Argentina! Mexico, Argentina, Venezuela its all the fuckin same to us in Leeds
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RedScot August 17, 2010
Pmsl laughing at all the comments. Brilliant.
I just go bye expressions. Zavier shouts I got a prick violating me.
No offense Smudger you were awesome last night as I suspected an unsung soldier and warrior.
Watch that lad Carrol I think I said somewhere, with good service and not getting tired bye being played all round the park.
He is gonna score goals for the Toon.
Insufficent to keep then up though, weak midfield.
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Dirty Sanchez
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Uphill Miner
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Chick Pea surprise
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willierednut August 17, 2010
Bucky sucky long time.
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Can you feel my pulse

(for those not in the know peas and beans are regarded as pulses)
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willierednut August 17, 2010
Did warble my little Ren.
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willierednut August 17, 2010
Picky poky.
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Lets just hope chicarito doesn't get raped in the shower room by Evra and the boss walks in or otherwise its Fergie and the black eyed pea.
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Give peas a chance
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
pea shooting
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Find-arse (Findus)
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jellybean August 17, 2010
My Little Pea-hole
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
m anal this
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jellybean August 17, 2010
@ GoatinaUtd...- nice anagram there!
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
a mans hilt (like my last comment an anagram of Alan Smith, this time a measure of the depth of his depravity)
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GoatinaUnitedShirt August 17, 2010
Man slit ah!
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willierednut August 17, 2010
ky jelly yo.
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guatepepsol August 17, 2010
If you score a goal, I'll do a Gary Neville and kiss ya....
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Yankee Doodle August 18, 2010
"It's okay, you will get your goal my little pea."
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RedHarry4Life August 18, 2010
Ahh so thats why they call you Little pea!
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RedHarry4Life August 18, 2010
Smithy to Chica "to us leeds inbreds you look like a Mexican Sheep"
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Kj August 18, 2010
Ooohhh how I miss the scent of victory.. What Id give for just one.. Sniffffffffff.....
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static_85 August 18, 2010
"Ahhhh... I miss United's shampoo..."
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chicharito burrito August 18, 2010
Just saw the photo now I'm off to sleep. I'm scared of the dreams I might have, better warn the wife.
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Devil310 August 18, 2010
Wow....this got to be the WEIRDEST set of comments I have ever read in a thread.

LOL....bunch of fags....lol
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Joe August 18, 2010
"You know...there's a reason they called me 'smudge'"
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ajopaul August 18, 2010
hehe.. good to find out funny sides of fellow mancs...
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JonyB August 18, 2010
"You're My 'Lil Baby Now...........!"
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vineetsha August 18, 2010
The little red riding push.
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willierednut August 18, 2010
Let me unshell you little pea, i'm quite peckish.
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Peter August 18, 2010
Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and fuck me up the ass! C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off!
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Fabio August 18, 2010
Can you smell that on my hands??? meet my wife!!.
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aiaiyaya August 18, 2010
"la parte posterior de su cabeza se siente bien..."
"esa NO es la parte de atrás de mi cabeza. Mamá!!!"

Translated by Google
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willierednut August 18, 2010
Relax Chica, i be a doctor.
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