Rio Is Ripe For Demotion

I never have and never will be the biggest fan of Rio Ferdinand. Whilst his injury time winner against the dippers allowed the majority of fans to kiss…

Can England Only Dream of Joga Bonito?

After seeing Chelsea cruise to an easy Premiership title this season, without really breaking in to a sweat, or, without playing good, exciting, entert…

They’re shit, and we know they are

After seeing Joe Cole score a goal which surely will be a contender for goal of the tournament, and generally a pretty good forty five minutes of footb…

The White Pele

The looks of the English Chelsea players faces when Rooney went down in their penalty area, shouting and waving his arms in the air, showed more clear…