So let’s get our minds working over what chants our fans can sing at Anfield in a fortnight’s time! Surely we can do better than what Spurs already have on offer.

To That Boy Ronaldo:
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Berbatov
Thinks City are shite

To Another One Bites The Dust:

Dim Dim Dim, Dimitar Berbatov,
Dim Dim Dim, Dimitar Berbatov,
And another one’s in, and another one’s in, another one hits the net,
Oooh, he’s gonna score one more, Dimitar Berbatov!

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