Paul Ince, what a cunt. I have made my feelings on this odious being known on numerous occasions. It fills me with great joy that Blackburn have today got rid. No, not because he’s black, like detestable Oliver Holt would insist, but because he is shit.

Not so cocky now, are you!

“Three wins in 17 games has seen a squad, which finished seventh last season, fall to 19th position. We are currently in real danger of becoming detached from the pack,” said chairman John Williams. “The survival of the club in the Premier League is paramount and our focus now is on finding a replacement who will be able to maintain our top division status.”

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