As soon as it was announced that Manchester United had signed £7.4m Portuguese striker Bébé, the internet got flooded with potential chants and silly songs about the unknown player.

We will be running a song competition, just as we did last year with Michael Owen.

Get creative and send your best chants to republik_of_mancunia_competition@hotmail.co.uk. Include lyrics and the tune.

Pete Boyle will be judging the winner.