Three shite performances, three wins for the bindippers. After being held at home for all of normal time, and almost all of extra time, up pops Dirk Kuyt (who alarmingly scored less than Louis Saha in the league last season!!) with the winner.

Following the battering Liverpool received from the Belgian club (yes, Belgian!) in the away leg, with a legitimate goal wrongly being ruled out in their favour, they have scraped in to the group stages.

Some dippers will say this is the performance of champions, to win when you are not at your best. However, Liverpool have been doing exactly that for the past 18 years, yet the League title still eludes them.

I can only hope they play such poor football in a fortnights time, because unlike Sunderland, Middlesbrough and Standard Liege, we will bury them!