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GIF: Berbatov's Sumblime Touch

  • January 26, 2011

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter or @R_o_M7 on Instagram.

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Pathetic Richard Keys Hits Back At Rio

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MyCowIsTheBest January 26, 2011
an interesting read for united fans

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/871032/sir-alex-ferguson-uncorks-a-vintage-display?cc=4716
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
MyCowIsTheBest

Very good read mate.... I smiled at the last headline 'Programming Error'
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King Eric January 26, 2011
Fuck off Keys you hairy fat cunt. Saying on talkshite tonight about Rio's comments on twatter about prehistoric "Well Rio . Are you saying this kind of talk does not go on in the Manchester United dressing room? Well I know for a fact it does" Yes Keys and it STAYS in the fucking dressing room. You are a presenter of football and it cannot be compared. Tosser.
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King Eric January 26, 2011
fitb - Sorry havent read all the posts yet but you said we havent any prem footy for two weeks. We have fella. Next Tuesday against Villa!
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
King Eric

Just like me I know you are a huge fan of Andy Townsend, would you please describe him for me in one word?

This should be interesting folks .........
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King Eric January 26, 2011
MG and Willie - Sorry lads. I have repeated twice what you have both said! I NEED to read all the posts first but I just get so carried away and have to type!



Red Simmo - some belting posts. "The United till I die" tattoo on his neck!
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
How much of a genius is our Sir Alex hey? During his post match interview last night he had a wonder dig at the dippers who are trying to sign Adam....

SAF ' Every corner he took was worth 10 million' hahahahaha

Bless you boss
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King Eric January 26, 2011
Cedars - Cunt.


Hello mate, you ok? Which station do you watch to get that trophyless wanker on? He NEVER used to be this ABU the Rentboy fucker. Waddle ain't too bad and always liked Alan Parry. Fair play to savage actually last night as he said that United miss Rio. Given their "spat".


I heard the reserves are playing? How come not on tv? Is it behind closed doors again? Why? God i am asking a lot of questions.
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bchilds January 26, 2011
What a touch, such technique!
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willierednut January 26, 2011
I was gonna say that about Townsend, he wasn't like that on ITV years ago. Maybe he's just bitter in his old age lol.
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King Eric January 26, 2011
Re this Chamberlain geezer. How good is he? Has anyone seen him? Havent we as good at our academy? Their is legs to this story though as Peter Hill Wood has said if United are going to offer silly money then let them. Actual quotes. Pretty sure if he excels on Sat a deal may well be done?
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
King Eric

For a second there I thought you were calling me 'cunt' hahahaha Just messing mate

I am well buddy just enjoying the title race and where we are at the moment... Should we win the league this season I am guessing some ABU cunts should retire............
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Ryandunny January 26, 2011
Sorry again for using this site to my own personal use but heres a recap on last night I wrote if any of ye are interested.
http://ryandunny.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/the-day-we-won-the-league-not-quite/

Also just bought Imovie 11 and desperate to use it any idea on what player I can make a video on?
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
King Eric

Its PLTV which is the official Premiership TV selling rights commission to the rest of the world buddy
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MG January 26, 2011
Sky Wars Episode one

Sky Forces

The premiership is in a state of civil war. Spies for Manchester United have stolen plans to the Galactic Empire's Sky sports Star: a station capable of annihilating an entire planet of women. Rebel leader Paul Scholes is in possession of the plans, but his ship is captured by Imperial forces under the command of the evil lord Darth Vader Arsene Wenger.

Rebel leader Scholes is captured by Darth Wenger and taken to the Sky sports Star - there he is interrogated by Gray and Keys - they want to know what he knows ;)

Paul Scholes being as he is gets his Light-saber out and forgets to use it instead concentrating on his tackling!

As the dual begins out pops Jack Wilshere and rebel leader Scholes tells him "I am your father" Wilshere screams and Wenger tells Scholes "And I am your father"

Scholes looks confused

Keys and Gray look at each other and Gray asks Scholes to sort something out in his trousers

At that point Sir Alex comes in and knocks Gray off his fucking perch

End of Part One

;)
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TonyBee January 26, 2011
every cunt on here is calling every other cunt a cunt.....
evening all .....Captain Blunt (THE CUNT) IS HERE ... :)
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TonyBee January 26, 2011
Fuck me MG ....Cant wait for Episode 2 - Return of the Stiffi
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
TonyBee

Why are you being a cunt?
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TonyBee January 26, 2011
MG......Can be R2C3PD2.....
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TonyBee January 26, 2011
MISTER CUNT to you Cedars..... lol
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TonyBee January 26, 2011
Spotted Berba's touch during the game and posted on it yesterday..... absolutely first class
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
Cunt back at you TonyBee lol
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MG January 26, 2011
Shame on all of you talking about women's privates like that

After all the shit that's gone down with Gray and Keys

;)
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CedarsDevil January 26, 2011
MG

Do not 'cunt' your way back into this topic lol
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willierednut January 26, 2011
You're all sexists!
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Giles Oakley January 26, 2011
Red Simmo,

You are joking, aren't you...?? Now I'm all embarrassed . I certainly don't think you're a fuckwit (though I could name one or two, some of whom certainly understand words like 'prosaic'). I always like your posts and your jokes and stuff. Please give me another chance! Please... I need all the readers I can get..., .
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StatesideAussie January 26, 2011
I was OK with 'prosaic', but 'fuckwit' got me all confused, so I had to look it up on Google. When I went to the page, it had a photo of me there! Who-woulda-thunk?

Great post by Giles. I too would like to see Rooney move center but drop back behind Berba, as you suggest. if we did that, could have a fluid formation, 451 changing up to 4411/442 on attack. Might also be one way to get both Rooney and Berba on the pitch in 'bigger matches', while satisfying the need to have 451 and two strikers in the same game.
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Keyser Soze January 26, 2011
Come on Scott, this suMblime thing is a thorn in my eyes every time i open the blog

Fix please...
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willierednut January 26, 2011
The devils here again! You don't exist!
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smartalex January 26, 2011
As usual, suspect heading seen by sum. blimey
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StatesideAussie January 27, 2011
@smart alex ... lol
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Debred January 27, 2011
@ MyCowIsTheBest says
Very nice read, Thanks mate
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bbabyj January 27, 2011
Godlike. Ruud had a similar touch in the CL for us, but with an added 180 degree turn before shooting and hitting the bar. :)
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StScholesOfSalford January 27, 2011
Amazing close control and first touch. The best ive seen in the Prem for a long time.

Only players i would say had this kind of control were Bergkamp, Zola and The King himself.

Id say on all technial and physical qualities, Berba is up there with them (zola had quicker feet, Bergkamp and The King were more aggressive attacking). Players like this excel with confidence and that is something he has in abundance at the moment.
If he can stay this consistent for us for the next few years, hed rank right up there with the best of them
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bahrainired January 27, 2011
was looking for this all over the place online after the watch. wat a touch!
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bahrainired January 27, 2011
*match
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TonyBee January 27, 2011
Memo to Giles Oakley.....
your posts and prose are very eagerly awaited by all on ROM I am sure.
Always very well written.

Have you perchance written any books?
Also how are you feeling these days?
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Giles Oakley January 28, 2011
Thanks TonyBee. Treatment is working but side effects a pain, had a bit of a rough patch in the last week or two, but nothing to worry about.

Yes I have written a book, and contributed to several others. The one I wrote was a history of the blues - not City, the music!
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TAO January 29, 2011
only berbatov can do that.
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Kf August 29, 2012
Will miss u Berba
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