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Important Travel Advice For Blues

April 15, 2011

Thanks to the Ralphe Milne Ultras for passing on this important advice.

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter or @R_o_M7 on Instagram.

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Gorse Hill Red April 15, 2011

Old or New Wembley the City fans are going home dissapointed.

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alfREDo April 15, 2011

Quality!!

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theboogeyman April 15, 2011

Fucking hilarious!

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gerkeo April 15, 2011

the city fans will be looking for the blue seats. thats the reason their end will be empty

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Red.End of. April 15, 2011

*snigger*

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danthesmudger April 15, 2011

*snigger*

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pawaka21 April 15, 2011

damn...LMAO big time...!!!!!!

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United4eva April 15, 2011

@gerkeo

You're giving them too much credit mate. Wastelands is half empty most of the time and its not cos they can't find the seats its cos there aren't enough City fans in Manchester to fill their stadium.

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kaihnsn April 15, 2011

Why their official coaches starting the journey from Stockport town? Of course i'm clueless. I'm not from manchester.

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Jeet April 15, 2011

ROFLMAO at "once in a lifetime experience" and "wembley having changed significantly since our last trip"...fucking hilarious...and then they have that part about reminding the fans that it's NOT a final, and summerby's blue tinted spectacles...god, cant stop laughing....will piss myself at this rate :lol:

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Jeet April 15, 2011

...and yeah, can you imagine them getting tattoos saying 2011 FA cup semifinalists?!!! Vice-vice champions, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!

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T. April 15, 2011

Fantastic!

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gerkeo April 15, 2011

@United4eva: this is true.

I surprised Bernstein didnt get the seats changed blue for the game.

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RedMist April 15, 2011

"So don't get too giddy"

Class.
Some good advice on offer there. lol

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manc_sam April 15, 2011

Mint !

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dasilvatwins April 15, 2011

I'll tell you whats funny, man city have a huge countdown to kickoff for a SEMI-FINAL. like its the biggest game ever...on uniteds site there is a little box that says man utd vs man city..almost as if its only city in a semi final not so fussed. lool!

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dasilvatwins April 15, 2011

and what is it with city and tattoos do they not fucking learn, how stupid do you have to be.. SEMI FINAL TATTOOS?..even if it was the final you would say fair enough they have a SMALL point but semi final!?

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Chaka April 15, 2011

Whoever made this is a genius. This is hilarious!

LETS ALL LAUGH AT CITY, LETS ALL LAUGH AT CITY, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

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Walter Mitty April 15, 2011

If this is real, it's hilarious and a bit sad.

If it's satire - and I'm leaning towards that, they may be supporting City but they can't be THAT dumb, right - it's still bloody hilarious.

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Buliwyf April 15, 2011

That's a great bit of humor

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MG April 15, 2011

"Wembley has changed since our last trip there"

Too fucking right losers :lol:

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bobbycharlie1968 April 15, 2011

Well they've got one thing right, it is a once in a lifetime trip to Wembley, never going to happen again. Can't wait for the next time I'm in Stockport and I see all those sad blues with their Semi Final tattoos, what a joke our neighbours are, by far the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of the world

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cruserer April 15, 2011

Unbelievable.

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NCRed April 15, 2011

If this is real, hilarious; even if it's not it's still funny. Also noticed coaches departing 16 May.

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United-Sthlm April 15, 2011

It's like they want us to make fun of them..

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Greek (MU)DJAHIDDIN April 15, 2011

For City fans. Don't take a northbound train. Wembley is in London. A City fan at Wembley, as scarce as an Albanian tourist in the 80's !!!

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catotraa April 15, 2011

Hahahaha, actualy thought it was serious at first xD Still epic!

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bigphil2003 April 15, 2011

For a minute I thought this was real haha

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Costas April 15, 2011

Haha! Massive.

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rooneyworldsbest April 15, 2011

Sweet

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Slabs April 15, 2011

Superb stuff.

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Abdulla April 15, 2011

Hahaha, nice one , but i don't think it's real brochure ..

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kimbo70 April 15, 2011

absolute quality. This looks so real its a shame it carnt be published on the citeh site to see if any of this happens. I really hope we can score two goals in first half just to shut them idiots up.

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Billythered April 15, 2011

Whoever wrote this give him a knighthhod. It's priceless!!

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Chep13 April 15, 2011

Hilarious!

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Ryan90MUFC April 15, 2011

Fantastic

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90+Until we Score April 15, 2011

Richest club in the world

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leaxan April 15, 2011

ha ha ha ha ha....loved the part regarding the tattoo

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Do_The_'Puss'nan April 15, 2011

Hahaha..."the drama of the Division Two Play-Off Final in 1999"

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T4M April 15, 2011

lol

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indiandevil April 15, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, here we go the Manchester Derby!!
fabulous read for all the reds : http://www.thehardtackle.com/index.php/the-manchester-derby-love-will-tear-us-apart/

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moloantov April 15, 2011

It is bad enough having a wrong impression of reality, thinking that Manchester is anywhere near belonging to 'shitty' fans... but (assuming this travel guide is real) being disoriented bitters trying to grasp to a semi-final that WILL NOT go their way.. just sad

It doesn't really matter if this guide is a joke or not, that shit club citeh definitely is...

Glory Glory Man United!!!

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DeanStrauss April 15, 2011

I may be a little slow, but it was only at the very bottom (where they started talking about bitter chips and tattoo removal) that I actually realized this wasn't real. Before that, it seemed a sad, certainly, but I actually thought it was legit.

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smartalex April 15, 2011

I too must be slow, DeanStrauss, for it also took me a while to work out that it is a spoof!

Of course, that says more about the stupendously ridiculous city, than about us.

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RedScot April 15, 2011

Great read, and naturally a fabulous piss take.I must admit I laughed out loud at the Tatoo removal advice.

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Yesred April 15, 2011

Pricelessly funny .

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Sapphire April 16, 2011

kaihnsn - The coaches are starting from Stockport because City's fan base is in Stockport, hence there only being a car to take them from the ground to Stockport.

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