Republik Of Mancunia: A Manchester United Blog
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Archives
  • Contact
    • Advertise
  • Live
  • About
    • Privacy
  • App
  • Shop
  1. Home
  2. Just For Fun

It Had To Be Done...

  • October 19, 2009

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter or @R_o_M7 on Instagram.

Evans: I Closed My Eyes And Saw Glory
RoM Reads

76 Comments

  • Newer Comments »
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
There must be a chant floating around about a liverpool and 99 red ballons
or life is a beach (ball)
or something
  • Log in to Reply
united.george October 19, 2009
brilliant! Rafa jumping on the balloon was priceless!
  • Log in to Reply
Macheda is GOD October 19, 2009
Oh since your not gonna say it Ghtt i'll say it for you

F iorentina
A astonvilla
C Chelsea
T totthenam
S sunderland

(Credit all to Gotta hate tiny tears)

I hope we score 99
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
look at the comments
HA
Can't wait for scum match neville says its the most important of all
  • Log in to Reply
Ulster Red October 19, 2009
scott maybe a t-shirt for the balloon?? id get 1 not a problem!!
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/images/2009/04/15/014_470x352.jpg
SUNDAY MAYBE??
Macheda is GOD
I didnt come up with it buddy
thats why i wont take credit
  • Log in to Reply
LET ME FEEL THE LOVE AGAIN October 19, 2009
THE BOOKIES WILL BE TAKING BETS ON HOW MANY BEACH BALLS WILL BE ON THE PITCH ON SUNDAY JUST CANT WAIT
  • Log in to Reply
Fze123 October 19, 2009
I am expecting all away utd fans to be holding a red beach ball each in the stands at anfield on TV. They could be thrown on the pitch anytime, but preferably they should be aimed at the liverpool players, especially at stevie me (if will play) and any other dipper on the pitch. But anyone except Carragher. He is our number 1 fan after all, or fergie's, more like. We've got to show Jamie respect eh?
  • Log in to Reply
LL13 October 19, 2009
Oh it just get's better and better

Roll on Sunday - let's have us a fcukin ball !!!
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
Fze123
he did score 2 against liverpool for united in one game
  • Log in to Reply
Ulster Red October 19, 2009
there was a question going around my local last week.
who is the only defender to have scored 7 against liverpool and doesnt play for united,arsenal or chelsea?? he has always played for the same club aswell
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
Ulster Red
is it our old pal jamie Carragher
  • Log in to Reply
Ulster Red October 19, 2009
could be mate ill let it be for a while for the others to have a go
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
the beachball set has been removed altogether from the liverpool online shop
Its a bit made having an online shop for liverpool fans
how are you ment to steal from that???
theres always someone elses credit card i guess
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
liverpool realy are not a 2 man team and have never claimed to be
,
as noted before by myself the beach ball item has been removed the from surfing through the shop i seen this
http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/products/souvenirs
3 men have there own categories Shankly Torres and stevie me
I taught Jermaine Pennant still had one but it turns out to be flags and Pennants
could you Imagine if United just had Rooney and Giggs getting royalities
Imagine how Edwin van der Sar Ben Foster Tomasz Kuszczak Gary Neville Patrice Evra Rio Ferdinand Wes Brown Nemanja Vidic Fabio Rafael John O'Shea Jonny Evans Owen Hargreaves Anderson Park Ji-Sung Zoran Tosic Michael Carrick Nani Paul Scholes Darren Fletcher Luis Antonio Valencia Michael Owen and Dimitar Berbatov would feel about that
  • Log in to Reply
Fze123 October 19, 2009
GHTT, I know mate, should've mentioned that. How could I forget that defeat liverpool suffered. Another reason why he shouldn't be targeted if a beach ball ramp occurs.

Can't be carragher, he has scored 4 goals in his career overall according to someone I have asked. It's also unlikely that he would score 7 own goals against his club. Give us a clue, Ulster Red . I am racking my brain. :P
  • Log in to Reply
Fze123 October 19, 2009
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/aston_villa/7693/did-you-enjoy-john-terrys-tantrum-at-villa-park.html

terry hissy fit
  • Log in to Reply
Ulster Red October 19, 2009
fze123
no clues as it would be to easy mate:)
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
Ulster red
Im right mate he has 4 goals for liverpool
6 own goals in the premiership
and 1 own goal in the f.a. cup
bet your house on it
  • Log in to Reply
SqueakyRed October 19, 2009
FSW on the space hopper is great. T-shirt for that one.
  • Log in to Reply
Ulster Red October 19, 2009
your right ghht...tooke me a couple of days 2 get it lol..jimmy bullard got a right few boos coming on for hull ther..great charachter
  • Log in to Reply
King Eric October 19, 2009
Ha Ha! Fucking mint Scott. Funniest one yet. Rafa on the space hopper is funny as fuck. All the scousers behind him with perms and taches. Superb.







Macheda is god - It was Jack you should credit.



gotta hate - Fucking typical of the dippers to only cash in on those 2. Well 3 including Shankly. Two man team. Talking of the dippers Fat fucking Stan was saying tonight that if Mourinho became their manager they "would win the league within 2 seasons guaranteed". What a cunt.
  • Log in to Reply
thedevil85 October 19, 2009
fsw wuda popped that the fat cunt,
CANT WAIT TO TEAR EM APART SUNDAY'
UNI TED
UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
  • Log in to Reply
Fze123 October 19, 2009
King Eric, we all know Mourinho would never manage the dippers. Because he will be the first one in queue in wanting to take over from fergie when retires, going to jump at the chance. Why is Stan so damn thick, and what makes him so bloody sure they'll win the league within 2 seasons? Somebody's got to tell him, as long as man utd football club exists they'll never win a thing.
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 19, 2009
Fze123
who's the best striker in the world
who ever you pick its your choice
but if you put him up front for....everton,no disrespect to everton
they wont win the league
liverpool have a team that wont finish 9th 10th or lower
like everton/villa
and they have a world class(?) striker, altou he's about as strong as emily going up for a header against vidic
They are deluded
they are 5-7 good perductive years away for been in the running
but they're not gonna do that over 5-7 years
there manager is shit
with so many many examples its bonkers use the topdogs would pay barry the money he
like saying they would of won the title last seson if torres wasnt injuried for alot of the first half of the season
all the while sitting Keane on the bench and bringing on ngog as a sub when lookin for a goal
like not rating alonso for 3 years and trying to sell him to arsenal twice and only kept him cause the topdogs would pay barry the money he needs to play football( the gready twat)
like buying shit
millions and millions on shit and moaning about united getting 30million for rooney berbatov etc
rooney 30 million
3 shit players @10 million each =30 million
been a disresectful moaning embarrasment to the press and having an undeserved ego like he has done something in the game so everyone should think he's Sir Alex or arsene wenger.
building everything around Stevie Me and Torres that when they dont play not only do the media and the fans think the're gonna loose the players do to, ref sunderland 1 liverpool 0. beach ball or no beach ball
those liverpool players had no belief in them at all
im not gonna add anymore but in 6 years there are so many balls ups that a manager should never make its crazy
He's a fuck joke
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
let him stay in charge of liverpool for years
as the liverpool fans say
IN RAFA WE TRUST
and I do trust rafa
i trust him to fuck up liverpool worse than graham souness could ever dream of doing
1990
18 leagues and 4 european cups
then the backpass rule came in
hows your stats dippers
1990
7 leagues 1 (the first english team) european trophy
I cant wait for the banner hanging from stretford end" Au Revoir Stevie me and Man United. Come back when you've won 19"
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta love tiny tears tantrums October 19, 2009
In honor of villa beating chelsea i have a new user name
  • Log in to Reply
smithy99 October 19, 2009
Scott, that is brilliant! Fookin lovin it!!!!! :)
  • Log in to Reply
HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR October 19, 2009
guys heard there were'nt any balloons left at dipper land most probably the scousers stole them from their own store. looking forward to seeing balloons invading the pitch on sunday at anfield.
@King Eric
stan"i scored one goal against newcastle"collybore is full of rubbish. he was a flop and a selfish cunt when playing for sheffield wednesday in his footballing days. deluded dipper, as if mourinho would go to the dippers.
Balloon 1- Dippers 0. haha! :-)
  • Log in to Reply
Jack October 19, 2009
well some bads news for you lot is that.........it looks like coleen has not gave birth yet...ive seen pictures of her out in liverpool today and she still looks the size of a ballon..lol
  • Log in to Reply
GreenRed October 19, 2009
Since the trivia topic is open, heres one for ye....

name 4 players that played for both United and Barcelona in their careers
  • Log in to Reply
smithy99 October 19, 2009
Theres been five......Hughes, Pique, Cruyff, Larsson and Blanc.
  • Log in to Reply
reDalerT October 20, 2009
do you want a balloon?

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8529_158967997235_582647235_2697945_3446703_n.jpg
  • Log in to Reply
Hurdy Gurdy Man October 20, 2009
Another tune for sunday

To the tune of when Johnny goes marching.

He's half a boy and half a girl
Torres, Torres
He looks just like a trans-ves-ite
Torres, Torres

He wears a frock and loves the cock
He sells his ass on albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side...
  • Log in to Reply
Rio merks 'em October 20, 2009
Stan's grasping for reasons to be on the radio! He's a fucking dohnut & a general embarrassment to the intelligence of any sportsman. The United fan that called in put him straight but he still stuck to his wet dream! To think a manager of Jose's calibre would go to a club knowing that their best player would be going the other way (Nancy Boy), the ££ & squad players are useless, their fans hate you (because you beat them for fun!) and you have to convince all the decent players from th Rios & Milans of this worldto live in Liverpool??
Do us a favour n stay OFF that coke Stan! I know he's Durham's tag with the unenlightened perspective, but c'mon Mr Murdoch, those dumb fucks in marketing & recruitment need some real fans @ talk sport towers!
  • Log in to Reply
King Eric October 20, 2009
Gotta hate - Great post. Spot on as usual.




Hargreaves' Curly Hair - Not been awkward mate but Stan never played for Sheff Weds. Notts Forest?





Rio merks em - Absolutely bang on about that fat fuck Stan. How they employ him I just don't know. Surely nobody is that biased and bitter. He even said " I don't want United getting to 25 titles or so before Liverpool even win another". This ABU cunt should not be on the radio simple as. Even Durham has some sense where this twat is concerned. What did the United fan say?







Tried posting this an hour ago but it hasn't shown up. Anyway where the fuck have all these United "fans" come from? I was listening to the phone in on MUTV and one cunt called in berating and slagging our midfield then said "we lack a leader in there, someone like KEVIN NOLAN". Kevin fucking Nolan!!??





Another 2 callers started slagging Fergie for his run in with Alan Wiley saying he shouldn't be lowering himself and the club like this. Great managers of the past wouldn't behave this way. Oh do fuck off. If you can't get behind the lads and manager fuck off elsewhere you plastic cunts. May seem over the top but I am up to fucking here with em!
  • Log in to Reply
Hurdy Gurdy Man October 20, 2009
@king eric
ye i saw that. mutv should really start to screen callers beforehand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgovSQv1SXM
people who have genuine constructive criticisms.

also read this article on f365. would i really be good if the dippers went into administration? as funny as it would be. the rivalry between us and them makes the season better in my opinion and if they have to sell stevie me, the boy/girl and the rest of their team then they will undoubtedly be championship bound. We can all have a right laugh yes but i guarantee everyone would miss those matches. http://www.football365.com/john_nicholson/0,17033,8746_5638248,00.html
  • Log in to Reply
Rio merks 'em October 20, 2009
LOL @ Kevin Nolan! sad to have missed that gem!
but mate, I can't stand that ABU shit! cunts like manchump2008 on the radio!!?? God help my ears!As for the 2weeks of Fergie bashing!? It was horrendous the things I heard on the radio, cries for SAF to be banned for life, 'made an example of...', bully, he steals sweets from babies!? all kinds n colours of utter shite!
Heard the 25, 26 titles tripe from Stan the tran and his ' name one striker better,Rush, Owen, Fowler, Torres 4 liverwank blah blah biggun... cunt! Keep dreaming about Mourinho, we'll dream about the NEXT trophy!!

the United fan that came on was extremely rational and explained to Stan how Liverpool's finances just don't cut it and haven't for the last 2 years... & y they have to stick with what they got n pray we loan them Possebon & Petrucci in the summer!hahaha

BTW, have you heard Citeh are lining up a £40,000,000.00 swoop fro the beach ball!?!? Massive club!!

ps, who are we shitting, it's liverpools year after all! mwahahahahahahahaha
  • Log in to Reply
Red Typhoon October 20, 2009
Spot on King Eric...Fuck those bastards who just does not know how to get behind the lads and manager...fuckin' twats...
  • Log in to Reply
Hurdy Gurdy Man October 20, 2009
i must point out that that article is of typical dipper foreseeing their "great" clubs demise
  • Log in to Reply
theboogeyman October 20, 2009
King Eric-A Forest fan once told me(I have no idea why I was talking to one) that if we didn't want United to be called Man U,we shouldn't call Nottingham Forest Notts Forest.It should just be Forest.

And by the way,just to be clear,someone said we need a leader like Kevin Nolan?!?He couldn't keep Newcastle United from being relegated,and the "fan" wants him to play for United?Wow.Just....wow.
  • Log in to Reply
Sharath October 20, 2009
Hey off topic,

I read that the scousers had printed a banner "Come and sing when you have won 18" when fans sung Cantona song,

Is they singing this weekend????
If so can anyone record and put it here pls.
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta love tiny tears tantrums October 20, 2009
Sharath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7aZdfPCJkU&
  • Log in to Reply
Sam the kenyan red October 20, 2009
Trivia time guys which man utd player scored against the same goalkepper in three diffrent teams in 1963??
  • Log in to Reply
Long John O'Shea October 20, 2009
fair play scott... thats a good one...
  • Log in to Reply
redevil1878 October 20, 2009
ha ha, well in scott, i cant fukn wait for sunday!!
  • Log in to Reply
Tufty October 20, 2009
It was a beach ball not a BALOON!

The plan for Sunday is Cantona masks, after Liverpool fans asked us to come back with Cantona and sing ooh arh when we have won 18!
Im sure there will be a few beach balls about, but the danger is someone throwing one and it stops a Utd goal or we concead one from it.
  • Log in to Reply
islandred October 20, 2009
They are blaming that kid on wrecking their season - priceless!

He's said to be a die-hard scouse fucker, which makes it all the more hilarious!
  • Log in to Reply
jeet October 20, 2009
colleen goes into labour on Sunday - Rooney goes off to be by his wife's side at the last moment - amidst high drama the gaffer is forced to throw Owen into the starting eleven and he scores the winning goal...this is called DESTINY....:)
  • Log in to Reply
WHO October 20, 2009
that dipper who throw the ball on is gonna get fucking murdered, if only he didnt throw that ball on they would def win the league, def the dippers year this year, deluded fucking idiots.
  • Log in to Reply
Patrice October 20, 2009
Hey Scott, where can I download the 'wanted' picture? Its almost impossible to find a decent beach ball pic! Cheers!
  • Log in to Reply
Gotta hate tiny tears October 20, 2009
Of Liverpool get beatin tonight in there toughest group game I'd be more surprised to see the FSW on sunday
tufty mate who do you think you are talkin down to people all the rime cause of there user name cause of photos on tshirts because they call a beach ball a fuckin balloon
if I want to call it a space hopper bought in hamleys for 65p I'll say what I want , what sort of insecurity problem have you got
  • Log in to Reply
  • Newer Comments »

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

As featured on NewsNow: Manchester United newsMan Utd News 24/7

Categories

Recommended Sites

  • Football Talk
  • Football Today
  • Kissed The Badge
  • Man Utd News
  • Manchester United t-shirts
  • Old Trafford Faithful
  • Red Matters
  • Soccer Index
  • Soccer News
  • Sports Today
  • Sports View




Related Posts

RoM 2024-25 Manchester United Season Preview

  • July 25, 2024

Butt: Carrick has made the players believe in themselves

  • March 6, 2026

Carrick: It feels so good to hear crowd singing my name

  • March 1, 2026

Carrick: Cunha has a great character

  • February 24, 2026

RoM’s Manchester United 2017-18 season preview

  • July 21, 2017

Are United In Pole Position To Finish Third?

  • March 4, 2026

Carrick: Our fans are incredible

  • February 28, 2026

Carrick: I’ve got no problem with Sesko

  • February 24, 2026

RoM’s Manchester United 2016-17 season preview

  • July 29, 2016

Carrick: Sesko is desperate to do well here

  • March 2, 2026

Lammens: We’ve defended really well since Carrick took charge

  • February 25, 2026

Early look at Everton vs Man Utd: Team News, Injuries & Tactics

  • February 16, 2026
×Close