UEFA officials have confirmed today that they will be reviewing the John Terry spitting incident. Video replay suggests Terry spat on Tevez following the sending off of Didier Drogba. Maybe better lip readers could put me straight and let me know that he didn’t say “You fucking Argie cunt” whilst doing so.

Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard are possibly the only players I’d rather see miss the crucial penalty, although, I am pretty sure that Terry would be the player I’d pick to miss. Mr Chelsea stepping up, knowing that if he puts this in the back of the net, Chelsea are European Champions, and he bottles it and slips.

So read on to look at the best piss take pictures of John Terry.

Terry Tiny Tears



Terry’s Chocolate Orange



Priceless Terry Miss



Terry kicks the trophy goodbye




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