It’s a laugh picturing the Chelsea team stood on Peter Street shivering at 7am following a fire evacuation. Silly ol Diego Maradona lighting up a cigar in his room after what I can only imagine was a big night on the town!

I wonder if it was outside the Radisson that Jose Mourinho and Maradon got talking. I wonder if they swapped opinions on Carlos Tevez. I wonder if Mourinho told Tevez’s International coach that if the Argentine was an Inter player, he would be starting ever week…

“I saw Manchester United win without Tevez. This isn’t good for him,” said Maradona. “Certain episodes are certainly bringing closer his exit. Italy and Inter in particular would be excellent solutions. What’s more, his contract is running out, which makes it easier to change team. What advice would I give him? To come running to Inter. I can already imagine the extraordinary partnership he’d form with Ibrahimovic.”

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