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"Massacre" At Old Trafford

May 22, 2009

You couldn’t make this shit up!

Won four one and won fuck all!

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He writes for The Mirror, Paddy Power and Red News. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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48 Comments

costas May 22, 2009

My Scouser friend is going to Anfield on Sunday and i told him: "Be on the look out.They will try to sell you t-shirts about finishing second".But making a shirt about the "massacre"?Really?How pathetic and sad have the last 20 years made them?

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Ed May 22, 2009

Wow. Well I guess that's the only thing they could "celebrate". Not easy when you don't win any trophy for years...

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RedCanuck May 22, 2009

That's hilarious. You have to be a lunatic to actually get exited about winning one game. I love the "Masacre"

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Stephen May 22, 2009

Oh dear..........

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Stephen May 22, 2009

Is winning by three goals a massacre? So this season we massacred Chelsea?!

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gazmask May 22, 2009

the sad scousers have been on manutd.com looking at our new champions league shirt with rome final embroidery and decided they need one of thier own. only thing is they have won fuck all this year so thats the best they can come up with.. its pathetically comical

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spacemanspiff May 22, 2009

Its tough for the scousers, when trophies are hard to come by. So they've gotta be happy in their own little way.

I've been reading a few of the Liverpool forums and blogs and I've never seen any team finishing 2nd be so very happy. You would think, they won the damn thing.

Looking at this, there's not much difference between Liverpool and Fulham. Fulham released a DVD of their 2-0 win over us and scousers are selling jerseys about the so called "massacre".

Let them enjoy the massacre, while we have some important trophies to win.

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Pride of All Europe May 22, 2009

loving the reply already!

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corea May 22, 2009

You absolutely love scousers, Scott. You do. :)

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FrankMcG May 22, 2009

They even spelled massacre wrong - looks like "Massacure" on the shirt

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wazza May 22, 2009

well said costas.really desperate times at Anfailed.

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smithy99 May 22, 2009

Absolutely fantastic!.........:)

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Bebeto May 22, 2009

Winning by three goals constitutes a massacre? Does anybody know where I can buy my commemorative shirt for the same fixture from the season before. Wasn't that settled by 3 goals?

They're not doing the best job in the world of dispelling the accusations that they're becoming more embittered with each season that passes, not when you jump on the back of one game.

Liverpool + 38 games = Fuck all.

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gotta hate tiny tears and co. May 22, 2009

THE SO CALLED WORLD CHAMPIONS????

is that wrote because we won it twice
they were in it once
and got knocked out

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gotta hate tiny tears and co. May 22, 2009

Bebeto the one difference
07/08 united beat liverpool by 3 goals ............united won the league
08/09 liverpool beat united by 3 goals and .......united won the league

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AlphaRS May 22, 2009

Losing 4-1 means nothing other than hurt pride.
We still won the league so ultimaely don't give a feck.

I'm sure next season they'll be singing about it but I'm sure we'll reply with
"You won four one, and won fuck all" about x100!

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TinManUnited May 22, 2009

Haha, it is spelled wrong look carefully at the "massacure," love it, absolutely love it. Twats!!

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gotta hate tiny tears and co. May 22, 2009

how comes theres no gold badges on the arms

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chep May 22, 2009

this is not the first time they are more concerned of us than on themselves. it speaks for everything

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gazmask May 22, 2009

yeah FrankMcG you're right,

the knob who went to the trouble of doing it spelt massacre wrong and also put a capital letter at the start of every word bar nightmare for some reason.. u have to laugh at them!

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Mitty May 22, 2009

Best of all, they spelled "massacre" as "massacare".

That sums it up nicely.

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Paul the red May 22, 2009

well come on guys..... that is the only highlight of the season for the dippers......

they kiss cameras.... we kiss trophys.

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tony singh May 22, 2009

I am still having counselling over this game .. united forever

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pjch May 22, 2009

How pathetic can they get.
A better shirt would have Rafas face with tears in his eyes and the words
No trophy again Fact

Pass the hankies

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costas May 22, 2009

It's better to be "So called world champions" than losers to the "So called wold champions".

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TonyBee May 22, 2009

where the fuck is SUHAYL ???

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jcolas May 22, 2009

All I have to say is Giggs has won it 11 times. For your team to not to have ONE premier league trophy means you should not speak of united into you do. For that matter do not speak of blackburn as they at least have one.

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kennylad May 22, 2009

it's official.....Liverfool are the new City! i remember a city fan celebrating by doing something similar when they finally beat us after 10 years at Maine road. I take this sort of thing as a compliment, we all should.

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Giles Oakley May 22, 2009

Life just gets better and better and bitter.

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wazza May 22, 2009

TonyBee : suhayl is feeling the nerves again.he will be in here soon again.

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suhayl May 22, 2009

Dreams...nightmares.....cold sweats...stomach and cartwheels....jittery arms and legs. Doing all the research possible.....pacing about....toilet runs.....praying...and just being damn right superstitious.

Dont worry Tony bee..Wazza...just trying to contain myself...as best i can..lol

Got to go play footie now. 5 a side indoor....plenty dipper fans there...bastards...break legs time.

Catch you guys properly tmrw

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RedHarry4life May 22, 2009

I think this is just fabulous. This is right up there with shitty DERBY MUG. Pure classic. Think about it the scouse bastards are now so much in United's shadow that the only thing they can celebrate in another trophyless season is their win at OT.

Take as a signh that the dippers are so far n below us they have only a league game win against Unoited to celebrate

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wazza May 22, 2009

suhayl : hope you are not attempting the Palacios 2 footed lunge on those dippers.they are gonna be in big trouble mate.would be better if you handed them some of the FACT lessons.btw, when can we expect your +ves & -ves for the final ?

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kiko_mac May 22, 2009

Liverpool,Liverpool, how did you fair?
You beat us twice but no trophy was there
Dont be bitter, dont have a moan
Tune in next Wednesday and watch us in Rome
18 Times and thats a fact
Champions League finals, back to back
Guess you know, im a scouse hater
But you'll win fuck all with that fat spanish waiter

god bless united

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cantona7 May 22, 2009

never thought they are this low... pathetic

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unitedgirl15 May 22, 2009

Let them have it. They're a bit desperate right now, just trying to find some form of glory.. and this is the best they can do.

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BrisbaneRed May 22, 2009

Now, now lads, leave them poor demented 'Pool fans alone. They've had a GREAT, GREAT season - beat UTD twice, beat Everton twice, what more could they ask for? Oh yes, a trophy or two. But trophy or not, they've had their best EPL season EVER. But they are still inferior to UTD. They just don't have a back-bone that can see them over the line.
And to make matters more hilarious, they actually believe they're good enough to win next season!!
What a pathetically, sad bunch of dead-shits they are.
But what can you expect from any team under the grossly over-rated Benitez.

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GodsloveUnitedsGlory May 23, 2009

hahahahahahahaha ur surely havin a laugh...i'll just say that i fell out of my chair seeing this....hahahahahahhah...to quote scott "you cant make this shit up" hahaha

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Isaidso May 23, 2009

The epitome of ambition for Looserpool, beating Man United home and away. The very same ambition and celebration as Man Pity lol. It has taken them both SO long to get their wins, it's a MASSIVE thing for them, such that they will be having street parties right into the next century. Really guys, it would be cruelty to begrudge them THEIR MOMENT - hahahahahahahahahaaha!

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King Eric May 23, 2009

Oh my fuckin god, people are right, only scousers could spell Massacre wrong. Inbred, illiterate vermin.

Keane to score on Sunday .

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Mhd bzew May 23, 2009

Every team has its standards:
Fulham released a DVD beating the champions of Europe, Scouser selling the SHITS Maybe not only to celebrate their win at OT, but to get some money as their FSW pretend he will fuck something new
and other team were trying to score against us to finish VDS record...
And We wanted to win 5 trophies

Every team has its dream or wish, afterthought they could not make it true

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Kings May 23, 2009

Sad fucking loser cunts. They have just displayed all the qualities of a small time club. Fulham released a DVD showing their 2-0 win over us this season and now the vermin have just released a shirt commemorating their cup final win at Old Trafford. No doubt they will have 'This is our year' embroided on their shirts for next season.

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stretfordendole May 23, 2009

sad bitter YSB's!

Did you see that Stevie 'ME' Gerrard is now so desperate to see a PL winners medal that he taken to stalking King Eric around Cannes?

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Simmo May 23, 2009

Knob jockey!!!

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gingerprince May 23, 2009

haha ....bitter bitter scousers

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RedHarry4Life May 23, 2009

Just laughed my nuts off at the looser scum. Very quiet for that shower of shit.

Loooserpool have always been and will always be in our shadow no matter what they fucking win. Small time club.

Come July/August we will have lots of witty charming scouse bastards on here saying it's their year again. Will it fuck. They seem to think that they will again next season play over 27% of their EPL games against 10 men again. Have none of their players sent off have only 2 penalties awarded against them. That Chelsea won't invest, that Shitty won't invest, that Arsenal won't get better and that we will have gone away.

Maybe they think it will be the same as 1942 when they won the english championship North!

Fuck think i wil buy the shirt collectors item

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RedHarry4Life May 23, 2009

And clean my ass with it, EVERYDAY

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jespermoses May 24, 2009

The guy went to all that trouble to get that shirt embroidered and he couldn't even spell massacre right.

I hope he and all Liverpool fans are embarrassed.

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