Couldn’t Coleen just do the decent thing and have a planned cesarean?! Why can’t she be too posh to push?!

“Coleen is due just after the Moscow game. It’s a long way but I have a job to go and play for United and, unless anything changes, I will be there,” said Rooney. “But of course, I want to be there for the birth of my child and, if anything happens around that time, then I am sure I will stay back.”

I mean, fair play to him, you can’t begrudge him wanting to be at the birth of his kid, but I’ll be fucking gutted if he misses the Liverpool game!