Let’s do these fuckers. With Inter Milan, Sporting Lisbon, Atletico Madrid, Lyon and Real Madrid the teams available for the Round of 16, I’d absolutely love to get those Spanish twats and teach them a thing or two.

Following the shameless behaviour of Ramon Calderon and Cristiano Ronaldo’s desire to leave our club for theirs, I’d be made up to see our clubs drawn against each other.

Of course it would be nice to have one of the easier draws, like Atletico or Sporting or Lyon, and of course it would be nice for Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho to go head to head, but there’s only one team I want to face this year, and that’s Real Madrid. The sooner we get them, the better.

Who’s with me?