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jellybean May 4, 2011

Ok I have to rant : My Barca supporting boyfriend is here with me and he is irritating the crap out of me, acting all cocky and talking trash. Throughout the entire season he's kept saying how "this is the worst United team ever" and putting down all our players and how they're not good. I want to smack him. He hasn't watched a lot of the games in the league, and ONLY 1 in the champions league- against Schalke! And he says such stupid shit!!! Said Giggs and Scholes haven't done fuck all, Rooney's past his best (which according to him was last season, which i definitely do not agree with), Rio is shit and finished, Rafael and Fabio aren't that good- have no skills, and thinks that TWAT Dani Alves is incomparable!!!! Personally I rate a full-back on both his attacking and defending. He only keeps talking about how fucking diving whore Alves has top assists in La Liga. SO FUCKING WHAT? His fucking job is to defend, and in games when Barca have conceded, everyone knows that cunt is the weak link. He doesn't EVEN rate Berba, Valencia, Park etc. AND he actually said he'd rather have Pedro in his team over Chicharito!!! Pedro scored in all competitions last season and he's also young, which is an impressive record. But Chicha's pace, movement, willingness to learn, track back, unselfishness all make him a better player, with an fucking impressive games to goal ratio, to boot. He kept annoying me for ages cause he was acting like Utd is just going to be a walk-over, and as a backhanded compliment, said Utd is one of the teams capable of beating Barca. "Maybe if they played each other 6 times, United would win twice". When he started saying shit abt Giggsy and Scholesy I literally wanted to punch him!!!!! Who fucking knocked them out with a goal in the semi???? OH!!! Not to mention, he said Pique and Puyol are a better central defensive partnership than Rio and Vidic!!!!! He says I'm the most biased United fan ever, although I never blame refs or make excuses for defeats AND I admit when someone on my team as dived. Against Real he was calling for cards when his pathetic cheat team were flopping all over the pitch. Fuck him!!! I hope we play those cunts AND SMASH THEM. Did Barca make 2 finals in a row? NO. Is Barca's European away record comparable to ours? NO. They won that final, when they had a different, better team and United had the worst day of their lives. And for a team who plays "amazing football" against 10 men...FUCK THAT. Fuck all these cunts!!!!! i'm so angry I know I'm rambling even. Some of the shit he says is unbelievable. Actually thinks La Liga is a good league!!!! HAH!!!!!! I hope we kill them. I just want him to shut the fuck up and for once not say "the ref fucked us". Fuck this disrespect!!! Rant over.

CedarsDevil May 4, 2011

jellybean

Dump him! :-)

@ Cedarsdevil : haha! Oh wow that rant really helped. I was on the verge of total no-holds-barred eruption till then. I think he's partly talking shit cause he's scared and partly believes it all. Well mostly believes it all. I swear if I have to put up with more of this, I'll be SO mad at the team lol.

jellybean

I understand where you are coming from my friend. Well if you will not dump him then just smack his face in! haha

@ Cedarsdevil- I'm biding my time lol. Gave him a rollocking regardless but if we go through today and win at Wembley, his life will be hell for a while :P

United till i die May 4, 2011

Jimmy Johnstone the 100th greatest player of all time!!!! someones having a fucking laugh with that. Half those cunts in the top 50 wouldn't be fit to lace Jinkys boots.

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