Sepp Blatter On His Way To Manchester With A Gift

Following our success in the FIFA World Club Cup, Sepp Blatter is travelling to Manchester tomorrow ahead of our European Cup game against Inter Milan. The man who called Cristiano Ronaldo a slave in the summer is braving the Old Trafford crowd, where he will no doubt be booed relentlessly.

The FIFA president will be commemorating our win in the competition by awarding us with a special badge.

That will be something nice to rub in Mourinho’s face.

“Have you ever won the FIFA World Club Cup competition, have you fuck?” Doesn’t quite have the same effect as ‘Treble’ though eh?

“It was an enormous honour to become the first British club to win the FIFA Club World Cup and this is a badge we will wear with great pride,” said Ferguson. “I hope we are in a position to defend the trophy in December.”