It has been alleged that Jose Mourinho punched a Manchester United fan last night outside Old Trafford, following our 2-0 win over Inter Milan in the Champions League.

After taunting TNSSO with “chin up Mourinho!” and “you’re not special anymore!”, it appears as though the piss-taking he received outside the ground was too much for him to take. Either that, or Fergie got him sloshed on his bottle of red!

“You’re going home, you’re going home!” the United fans supposedly said, which lead Mourinho to give him a smack in the face. The fan then went on to report the incident at Stretford Police station, who have now requested CCTV footage from the club.