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This is how it feels to be City… XXII

April 9, 2012

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter or @R_o_M7 on Instagram.

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Sandeep1878 April 10, 2012

lordrt,

thanks for the Poznan buddy

how are you?

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Sandeep1878 April 10, 2012

Talksport..

cunts...

guess they dint see the Rio tackle or Balotelli stamp or Ivanovic punch..

ABU cunts...

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Norman-85 April 10, 2012

Think the 'wrong bra' advert on talkshite is aimed at the two tits at the top of the page.

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MG April 10, 2012

Where's everyone gone?

What is this a one man show?

:lol:

Meanwhile:

In stockport home of the legendary Mansour's Eleven, Papii is on the hunt for the city bottle when he encounters a figure shining in light.

He takes his lightsaber out and as he is about to use it he recognises William Shatner!

Captain James T Kirk to Papii

Klingon Commander, This is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an "unfortunate accident". Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.

Papii

I'm not a Klingon but I know where you could find them.

Captain James T Kirk

Oh?

Papii

Over their at the Starship Emptihad

Captain James T Kirk

Thank you.

Papii

Captain, my father says that you are buy friend, you have come back for me.

Captain James T Kirk

You would have done the same for me.

Papii

Why would you do this?

Captain James T Kirk

Because the needs of the one outweigh the need soy the many.

Papii

I have been and ever shall be your friend

Captain James T Kirk

And I shall be yours.

Papii

May the force be with you?

Captain James T Kirk

What?

:lol:

For you Papii :D

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MG April 10, 2012

typo my friend - damn! not buy friend sure you figured that out ;)

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Sandeep1878 April 10, 2012

MG

fucking hilarious ;)

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wayne April 10, 2012

Morning heard Pardew go on and on about the Ben Arfa goal think even saying he's one of the only few that could score it.Erm am i missing something he ran down the middle of the pitch and no one tackled him,not a big Pardew fan he bugs me,to be honest don't rate Newcastle very highly everytime i watch them get outplayed and nick a goal or 2,their position this year is a mirage

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MG April 10, 2012

needs of the many - typo not the need soy the many! Fuck me MG what the fuck is happening with these typos!!!

:lol:

And no question mark after May the force be with you!

:lol:

Bloody hell! I'm having a bad writers day!

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CedarsDevil April 10, 2012

MG

This Devil is always lurking mate!

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MG April 10, 2012

Thanks Sandeep and Gday to you too mate :D

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bobbycharlie1968 April 10, 2012

Can't believe some of the shite bluemoon come out with. The whole "rallying the troops" for the game against us. Hahaha! The Emptyhad will well and truly live up to it's name on April 30th, I fucking guarantee that. They'll be sickened by the thought of losing the league to us there/having to endure our champions celebrations. Not taking anything for granted, there's still 18 points up for grabs, but City are well and truly cracking up. Just makes me laugh that their fans have fuck all dignity or sanity. Insisting that they're the better team etc. for fucks sake, the league table doesn't lie. Even when Chavski pipped us by a point in 09/10, we had fucking horrendous decisions and luck that year, but we still should have done better and capitalised on Cuntskis crap form, we had fucking crippling injuries and they only won by 1 solitary point. Again, this season we've had horrendous luck with injuries, we've lost our captain, the best defender in the world, to injury since fucking before Christmas for christs sake! They bleat about Kompany being out for 4 games. Try over 30. And I'm sorry, but they don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to decisions. Just a brief look at the joke that is Balotelli to see favourable decisions for them. Not to mention horrendous decisions against us, the penalty against the toon, absurd. I have attacked City over being moral winners for the past 2 weeks or so now, and yet they still give me enough ammo to fucking slaughter them time and again about it. Here's a quote that just begs you to laugh hysterically at the poor bastard who is clearly deluded. "We are the most improved club in the premiershipo for the last 3 years and it is going to get better. The rags are on a slide, 6-1 thrashing off us and playing catch up all season, dumped out of europe by the Turks ! Yet they still try to boast." Yeah we're on a slide, onto our 20th title. Seriously, as Scott says, we've apparently been in decline since at least 2002 if not when Eric left. And the most improved club?!? Fuck right off. They've spent repulsive sums, and look where they are, 8 points off the top at the most crucial time in the season. Newcastle are probably the most improved, 4 years ago they were relegated, now they could be playing Champions League football this season! I'm bored of City now. To an extent anyway, bluemoon is a good place to go to pick up your spirits, but seriously, the same noises have been coming from them for about 3 years now. Tick tock etc. "We've won the league! We beat United 6-1 in October! CHAMPIONS! CITY ARE BACK! WE ARE THE BIGGEST BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!" Oh wait, it's now April and they're 8 points behind. Some plonker had a champions flag in the City end against Arsenal. Champions of what? The first half of the season!?!? Fuck off you bitter blue cunts, you deserve FUCK ALL. The funny thing is, we were playing just as well if not better than them at the beginning of the season, people seem to forget that. Then we had a dip in form, but still stayed in contention. City had a dip in form and have collapsed. Fuck all backbone and fuck all respect. They aren't worthy title challengers, their team is spineless. Their club is a joke and just small time and classless. It's not like the old days where Chelsea, despite their odious staff and owner, were a good side and deserved to be fighting for the title, because when their form dipped, they still got the results. Arsenal of old were the same. City are fucking pathetic, worst title challengers for years. Seriously, I'm ashamed that the scummy neighbours is the best the rest of the country has to offer. Not that I'm complaining because we may yet be champions with a record number of points. How sweet would that be? Worst United team in years wins title with record 97 points. Stick that in you're fucking crack pipe and smoke it Townsend, Hansen and all you other ABUs. We don't get the credit we deserve. For fucks sake, we've been without our captain SINCE DECEMBER! And people are saying city are unlucky with injuries! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? I've given up on the press in this country. The whole penalty debate is a farce. Because QPR, who up until then had 10 men behind the ball anyway, were seriously going to win against the reigning champions and league leaders and the team in form...bore the fuck off. And not much made of the fact Balotelli got away with a leg breaker after 17 mins. Yeah it was mentioned, but there's no outrage in the press like there is with us. Fucks sake, I really do hate the sporting press in this country. Don't give credit where it's due and champion the causes of the unworthy or the unsuccessful. No wonder this country has all sorts of fucking problems when the example is set that it's some sort of taboo to follow a successful team. When people are baffled by how "city have such a good squad and team on paper, how come they aren't winning?" dear god do these people have the shortest fucking memories ever? Chelsea, short term success, now they could be fucked for years. West Ham this season, bought a load of players on high wages, fell out of automatic promotion places and may not make it back up. City, won 1 fucking trophy after 400 million plus expenditure on their squad, not counting facilities etc. and they've become the biggest bottlers the title race has ever seen. 13 point swing in little over a month. They are very much cracking up. And, at the risk of sounding like Sad Geordie Keegan, I FUCKING LOVE IT that the poznan has been turned against them. It was the worst celebration I've ever seen, and it was nicked. They thought it was so clever, but now they look like what they are, the biggest joke in the footballing world. Inflatable bananas? What year are we in the fucking 80's? We're not really here? The first bit of sense I've heard from City fans. Fucks sake, I really do laugh in hatred at them. Will love seeing us parade the trophy at the Emptyhad and go fucking mental in front of our own fans. To ignore them if we win would rub it in so much more. They would look on at our elation with absolute longing. And they'll realise they'll never achieve it. Because, aside from the fact they will ALWAYS be a small club, there's only room for one big team in Manchester. There's only one team with history and passion and an enduring spirit which will never die. And that is the great establishment that is Manchester United Football Club. God I fucking love being a red!

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MG April 10, 2012

Cedars

What are you saying that you are a Great White Shark?

:lol:

Gday Cedars ;)

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kanchelskis April 10, 2012

@wayne

Well, thus far they're the only PL team to completely outplay 11 United players for 90 minutes. They can't be all that bad.

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MG April 10, 2012

bobbycharlie's back

:lol:

Bravo Bravo Bravo :D

Ok now I read de post no?

:lol:

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CedarsDevil April 10, 2012

wayne

We had a laugh about that Ben Arfa goal earlier on this thread. Some pundits even saying it was Maradona like!

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MG April 10, 2012

bobbycharlie

:lol:

The award for rant of the year goes to:

:lol:

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Sandeep1878 April 10, 2012

Cedars,

which Maradona like? ;)

Bobbycharlie,

Have to say..thats a stunning post on the truth about bitters...

and even i m as glad as you because the fuckers are getting back the Poznan..

It will always come back to bite them cunts...

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CedarsDevil April 10, 2012

Bobbycharlie

Fucking hell mate, that was bloody epic. Only one room for a big club in Manchester indeed.. You should really get this article to some blue nose shit sites

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Clint-Iamyourpapii April 10, 2012

MG .....What a fantastic story I read it over and over again ! :lol:

The typo's was hilarious, it was like sodoku trying to crack your codes ;)
I may not have found the City Bottle, but I have found the Arsenal Sippy Cup :lol:

The funniest was when I found liverpools, a great big "Mug" that says World Greatest Team. 8)

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Natural Red April 10, 2012

The two guys in the third row had enough?

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Jeet April 10, 2012

Salute @ Bobbycharlie1968 :)

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wayne April 10, 2012

kanchelskis just my opinion mate,i didn't see the Utd game but of the games i have seen them even when their winning don't seem all that to me i guess next year will be the test
Cedars sorry mate didn't realize it'd been discussed,just fucking awful defending nothing wonderous about it at all.

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Mikekelly12 April 10, 2012

Right, I'm panicking now!! Got a game tomorrow AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY MONEY AGAINST WIGAN. Sort it out STR, i've got a fist full of tenners and don't know what to do!!!

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CedarsDevil April 10, 2012

New thread you slimy fuckers

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Gary April 10, 2012

I'm sure they'll get over it. One look at their bank balance would be a good way to put a smile back on their faces.

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MG April 10, 2012

Papii

:lol:

Papii I have been and forever shall be your friend.

:lol:

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bayoRed April 10, 2012

Bobbiecharlie, salute! You need to get that ''out there''. TRUTH. Write an article.

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redevil_83 April 10, 2012

LET'S LAUGH AT CITAY TONIGHT

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redevil_83 April 10, 2012

all together now :D

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Redbilly April 10, 2012

Mikekellly12- fistfull of tenners. Why not hand them out in Manchester city centre :-)

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Redbilly April 10, 2012

Mate of mine is Ugandan , massive gunners fan. He's travelled extensively across the comtinent. Wherever you go , you meet natives locals in the most remote locations wearing PL shirts united arse dippers KGB and the odd spud. To date he's never seen a city shirt. Truly a local team .

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Zombie Cucumber April 10, 2012

How do you say "ROI" in Arabic?

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NBI Red Onion April 10, 2012

@ kk - Kenyan coast is the best! Let's hope City fall to 3rd....not too likely though but you never know. 4 points separate 3-6th so a very tight league...