Carlos Tevez has today revealed that he wanted to leave The Project (TM) just twelve months after joining.

Tevez got out the Crayolas this week and scribbled a transfer request, just in case his repeated statements of unhappiness and desperation to retire left the club under any illusions about his true feelings.

“I wanted to leave in summer, but was convinced to return. Sadly, my feelings have not changed. I hugely resent the management’s suggestions that I have been unduly influenced by others.”

This is how it feels to be City series