Jose Mourinho thinks Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the best player in the World. The Inter Milan striker’s agent, Mino Raiola, has today claimed that Manchester United are one of several clubs in ‘constant’ contact with him.

It must be because of how well he played against us in the Champions League this season.

Oh, wait.

“Chelsea, Manchester United, Barcelona and Real Madrid are in constant contact with me,” said Raiola. “They are the only teams capable of taking someone like Zlatan.”