Patrice Evra vs ChelseaPatrice Evra is carrying a yellow in the Champions League, meaning another booking against Barcelona on Tuesday would see him miss the final. It therefore made sense to see Mikael Silvestre line up against the rent boys today, giving him some match time against difficult opposition ahead of the semi final.

After the game today, where United were denied points due to a late penalty for the rent boys, our lads kicked off with the Chelsea groundstaff. First they couldn’t control their players, no they can’t control their groundstaff.

Patrice Evra, Paul Scholes, John O’Shea, Gerard Pique and Gary Neville were all taking part in a warm-down following the final whistle, when the Chelsea groundstaff told them to leave the pitch.

The United lads refused to move and a fight broke out, with the Chelsea stewards also getting involved.

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