Zlatan Ibrahimovic
He is a Swedish hero
On a free from PSG
He cost us fucking zero
Six foot five
Hard as fuck
He gets the reds excited
Stick your City up your arse
‘Cos we are Man United
We are Man United, we are Man United…




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