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VIDEO: Rooney vs Torres In New Nike Ad

  • January 17, 2010

Scott Patterson

Scott is the editor of RoM and has a season ticket at Old Trafford. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter or @R_o_M7 on Instagram.

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36 Comments

ModoB. January 17, 2010
0:45, whatta smirk by Roonie...
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Costas January 17, 2010
Great ad. If Rooney could bend one free kick in real life like he did at the end, I would be a happy man.

What's with the ladyboy wearing a hood?
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kidmeister January 17, 2010
Did torres have a sick note excusing him from kicking the ball?
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Zulu-Malta January 17, 2010
I would be in the moon if Wayne could hit them for real ! Am I asking too much ?
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BrianBL January 17, 2010
Nice dubstep track, I think anyway.
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Gotta hate tiny tears January 17, 2010
I used to go to school with this ugly skinny girl called Julie she was sound but people used to call her pug like that guy from the beano. The reason I'm thinking about her after 17 years and tellin people about her is torres looks like her twin in this add
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alpha_rs January 17, 2010
Regardless of the facht Torres plays for the bin dippers there is no doubt in my mind tha he is World Class. It's just a shame he decided not to join United because a partnership of Rooney and Torres would be out of this world.
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Ana Conda January 17, 2010
He CAN do it for real!

Don't you remember the debut in the Champions League? But for unknown reasons he hardly has been taking freekicks afterwards...
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sprite January 17, 2010
torres is injury phrone.
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Fze123 January 17, 2010
0.44 - It looks like Torres has wrinkles on his face. Nice ad anyway.
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MG January 17, 2010
What a load of rubbish
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Costas January 17, 2010
Just saw Rafa's interview from yesterday. I swear to God, if I hear "27000 people" one more time, I am going to pull my hair out. I admire the restraint of the interviewer.
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Your Dad January 17, 2010
Costas- lol mate, i saw that too! but c'mon we should always have sympathy for those with abnormal/disfunctional/deluded minds!
I guess Torres didnt kick a ball in the video out of fear for injuries! He's a delicate thing, you know!
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Costas January 17, 2010
@Your Dad

Lol, you are right. And yeah I think that Torres didn't want to risk any injuries.

On another note, Wayne's hairline looks better than last season. :P
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Jesmonta January 17, 2010
Imagine them together in United`s attack. awesome
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rodi78m January 17, 2010
Rooney is the best player in man utd
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Paul Scholes, Really January 17, 2010
I thought this was an advert for the CL knock out stages for a bit; Torres watching on and all.
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theboogeyman January 17, 2010
Paul Scholes, Really- Classic!
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King Eric January 17, 2010
Alphars - He may well be world class but what is the point when he never plays?
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King Eric January 17, 2010
Costas - Hi. Yeah regarding Manuel he obviously wants to avoid slagging the refs. If I were a dipper and thank fuck I am not I would be disgusted with Rafa. His smug , arrogant grin at every post match interview gives the impression he could not care a fuck about his team.
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King Eric January 17, 2010
Off topic - The "Manchester is my heaven" banner looked superb yesterday. Also preferred it when the players came out and the fan fare gladiator theme wasn't played. One thing though the pa man must have been pissed. At one stage at halftime Robbie fucking Williams was played about 20 volumes too high and nearly deafened me and my old man.
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DEVILisRED January 17, 2010
why would ladyboy agreed to appear in this ads to play second fidle to Rooney. Well, probably an acknowledgement of wat's happening in real life i guess LOL
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Your Dad January 17, 2010
Benitez kinda reminds me of a character in the book Five Point Someone. When he starts a rant, he uses a word so repeatedly that you think he's still a little kid... facht...perfect...27,000 people.. What next?
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MG January 17, 2010
@Costas

27000 people

Don't pull your hair out though mate : )
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Costas January 17, 2010
@MG

Lol, ok. It's not as annoying as when Benitez says it.

Watching him today, in his deluded state, I have to say that I will miss him when they fire him. He was a bit of a competition last year, but overall he has been great...to laugh at.
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fucktheglazers January 17, 2010
would love to see that strike partnership on the field :)
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alpha_rs January 17, 2010
@King Eric

I know mate.
But SAF would be able to deal with is injury problems better than the FSW. Similarly to what DAf is doing with Owen.
Rooney is class in that advert though!
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rooney the new king January 17, 2010
WTF torres face at 44 seconds had me in stitches. I bet thats how torres got injured doing that advert LOL.
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King Eric January 17, 2010
AlphaRs - Yeah you are right, Fergie would deal with his injuries properly.






How ill does the ladyboy look? Pasty faced cunt.
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TheRadLegion January 17, 2010
Yup yup the ads sums it all.. Rooney > Torres although I dont mind if Torres switched his legion hehe
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PG January 17, 2010
Okay enjoy this

http://www.thisisanfailed.com
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Boris Hooligan Macedonia January 17, 2010
Scouser twat ,can just playing music - when ROoneY scoring goals :)
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Tony Starks January 17, 2010
^ talk about irony ^

by the way if only rooney could be that accurate with his kicks, we'd score more free kicks!
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Eli @ Eli Shares January 18, 2010
@Tony Starks

Well, at least he's the top goal scorer in the league right now. ;-)
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Walker January 18, 2010
wow. dubstep in ads :)
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Swissdevil January 18, 2010
would be class if wazza would kick brüno's head instead of the ball... ;-)
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