First it was Jerzey Dudek. Then it was Peter Crouch and Daniel Agger in the same month. Florent Sinama-Pongolle then had his name added to the list. Then it was Pepe Rene. Then Steven Gerrard, followed by Dirk Kuyt.

Welcome to Merseyside, Robbie Keane!

Oh yes, it’s ‘lifelong Liverpool fan’ Keane, who turned down a move to join his ‘boyhood club’ when he was just a teenager (you know, like all teenage fans do!), that has seen his home broken in to.

Robbie Keane’s penthouse apartment in the centre of Liverpool was burgled whilst he was away on international duty. Jewellery and an expensive watch are the items reported to be missing.

The extent of the situation with Liverpool players when they are known to be away on football duty has become so dire the club have even offered them a house-sitting service! Clearly Robbie Keane will wish he had taken them up on their offer…